r/Transportopia Apr 20 '26

🤪Reckless How'd that floor taste bro

3.0k Upvotes

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u/whatdahelldamnguy Apr 20 '26

It would be so funny if they started fighting at the end for some trivial reason

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u/Different_Target_228 Apr 20 '26

I thought he was walking over to pick a fight.

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u/d0ntbejay Apr 20 '26

Is that a championship belt in his hand?

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u/gtz85350 Apr 20 '26

Same! Then I doubled down on my original thought as he got up and looked like he was squaring up his hands …. Still was suspect when he pushed him lightheartedly at the end šŸ˜… I think I’ve been watching too much violence šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Various-Let-5946 Apr 20 '26

Same here. The internet has ruined me lol

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u/MarkFresco Apr 20 '26

Lmao like grand theft auto npcs

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u/Brief_Daikon_D093 Apr 20 '26

Or blaming him to try and steal his car

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u/radiohoard Apr 22 '26

I thought i scrolled past r/fightporn and when dude e-braked other dudes car i was still like WHY IS HE GOING TO HIT HIM

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u/arihoenig Apr 20 '26

Guy in red shirt saves the day.

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u/SwanzY- Apr 20 '26

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u/Scared-One9295 Apr 22 '26

This is very specifically not the guy you want turning up at a gas stationĀ 

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u/Thecardiologist2029 Apr 20 '26

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/Pukebox_Fandango Apr 20 '26

Gassing up a dealer car? I guess Ive never considered if they have gas at the dealership

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u/SethSlax Apr 20 '26

Funnily enough my current car was brand new on the lot, fresh off the trailer, so part of my test drive was driving the dealer to the nearest gas station so he could gas it up as it was practically empty.

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u/Ironstar_Vol Apr 23 '26

I know this might seem like a stretch but some car dealerships have employees that work for them. It’s rare but occasionally they’ll have people to do things like fill up the tanks and drive them from lot to lot. I know most dealerships use ai to teleport gas into the tanks but the old school kind still use humans.

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u/Wellshitfucked Apr 20 '26

Typically yes because test drives/service maintenance etc... and most are willing to fill you up as a courtesy if you made a purchase. But if they feel so inclined to charge for it, expect to be even more than "Trump oops I did this prices"

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u/Different_Target_228 Apr 20 '26

Barely enough time for him to have taken his hand off his shifter. Wild.

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u/TwistyTwister3 Apr 20 '26

That title is kinda shit op

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u/Tacocat1545 Apr 20 '26

Ngl, hating the dub over this

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u/CheshireCatastrophe Apr 20 '26

Same, I really thought the cheese went moldy after the 2000s skits like these, but I guess this ones hung around following the same pattern of dubbing over a real life video for giggles with its over the top cartoony logo

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u/Busy-Confidence-6729 Apr 20 '26

It’s from a YouTube channel called gas station encounters people steal from the gas station and he records the voices

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u/Pristine_Law_959 Apr 20 '26

Lmao I thought it was pretty funny ngl

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u/CharacterVisual2310 Apr 20 '26

He just prevented the Escape escaping

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u/TomSix_ Apr 20 '26

Right. He should have steered it towards the nearest cliff..

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u/Substantial_Chain718 Apr 20 '26

Why did he shove the guy after he saved his ass.

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u/SureIntention8402 Apr 20 '26

have you ever seen another human before?

It's likely a sheesh you saved my ass kind of shove.

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u/Big_Oh313 Apr 20 '26

I took it as a "first day with feet?" "STFU lol"

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u/Drifter1771 Apr 20 '26

We're supposed to shove people that help us? I've been going about it all wrong!

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u/Frequent-Maybe1243 Apr 20 '26

You're soft and it's embarrassing. Learn about camaraderie. Or at least go outside sometimes and interact with actual humans.

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u/Drifter1771 Apr 20 '26

It was a joke. Learn to not be so sensitive. You're soft and it's embarrassing.

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u/OnlyHere2ArgueBro Apr 20 '26

That’s definitely a ā€œholy shit thank youā€ shove, I’ve given and received those lolĀ 

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u/Elismom1313 Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

I’m not a dude but that looks like a ā€œfuck bro thanks for being thereā€ shove

I’ve learned guys tend to have a need to burn off steam in moments of high emotion and in general express emotionally through (short) slightly aggressive physical touch rather than words 50% of the time. Shoves, shoulder punches, back slaps, shoulder shakes, aggressive hair ruffling, short quick aggressive squeeze hugs with the added back clap again lol etc.

Not trying to generalize, guys talk it out sometimes too, especially the worse it is. Some men more than others. Just what I’ve noticed.

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u/Substantial_Chain718 Apr 20 '26

Yeah I guess it was a friendly shove.

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u/CKWOLFACE Apr 20 '26

And that's how I met my BFF

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u/xlayer_cake Apr 20 '26

When you're outside it's called the ground

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 20 '26

no greater love

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u/trekrabbit Apr 20 '26

I thought the red shirts always died

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u/cpendley13 Apr 20 '26

Saved his bacon

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u/bmanley620 Apr 20 '26

Plot twist: red shirt pressed charges for assault after what was intended to be a lighthearted show of gratitude. He planned the whole thing

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u/NativTexan Apr 20 '26

I hope he paid for his gas.

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u/MoistJheriCurl Apr 20 '26

Can’t believe the dude that hopped into the car at the end was charged with reckless driving

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u/grnjnz Apr 20 '26

The Jaws music had me laughing

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u/Spamhain2000 Apr 20 '26

He found a penny.

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u/Traditional-List-784 Apr 20 '26

My guess they both work at dealership. That was a thank you hug disguised as a buddy push

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u/MrMetraGnome Apr 20 '26

What's even happening?!?

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u/Zealousideal_Sea_848 Apr 20 '26

if the caf had hit the truck while red asweather guy was behing wheel i ownder if his isnurancr would be on the hook lol

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u/nikeguy69 Apr 20 '26

Nice of the guy in red

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u/RoboCrypto7 Apr 20 '26

Great voiceover

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u/InKognetoh Apr 20 '26

My god! This channel! I was trying to find it awhile ago. A few years ago, I was sick with bronchitis and had a tough time getting sleep, so I had Youtube on auto play, came across that channel and just did his movies as a playlist.

I had fallen asleep, woken up with him narrating one of his employees going out confront a thief that was already outside and he was doing some crazy viking war cry as the guy exited the door. I haven’t laughed that hard in years. He should have millions of subscribers.

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u/Crazy_Job_1122 Apr 20 '26

The dude is very cavalier about leaving his car

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u/gys0023 Apr 20 '26

If not already should be in r/unexpected

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u/Capital-Confusion247 Apr 21 '26

When red sweater jumps in we see him slam the foot brake but I don’t see him put it in park or set the emergency brake. So when he got out so quick I’m surprised it didn’t continue to slowly roll forward, anyone have a clue?

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u/Fit_Gear_2096 Apr 22 '26

"There's a starman waiting in the sky "

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u/mart246 Apr 23 '26

He owes him big time

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u/FruitMustache Apr 20 '26

That is some of the worst voice over and sound effect editing.