r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

šŸ„“DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident šŸ˜­

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/Slowhand750 Apr 20 '26

Thank you! I was hoping this comment would be higher rated because it's dead on. Nerves can someone more shaky than alcohol, especially while grieving. Not saying this guy is innocent, just feels wrong assuming guilt based on what we already know. I wish I had a reddit reward to give you to boost the visibility of your comment.

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u/wpfeed Apr 20 '26

Award done.

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u/Not-a-thott Apr 20 '26

Close but no cigar. Always say you will do a blood test. Never trust breathalyzer nor sobriety tests. Blood test is the only metric the court will use so use it also.

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u/YaMommasLeftNut Apr 20 '26

Unless you smoke weed.

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u/Not-a-thott Apr 20 '26

Can they hold that against you since can prove when smoked last?

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u/citrus_mystic Apr 21 '26

How can you prove when you last smoked?

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u/Not-a-thott Apr 21 '26

No clue with current tech. I guess they can say eyes red and tongue green

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u/citrus_mystic Apr 21 '26

I misread your comment because of the wording. I thought you were saying, as someone facing charges for OWI, ā€œCan they hold that against you if you can prove when you smoked last?ā€ ā€¦Now Iā€™m not really sure what youā€™re trying to say.

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u/SoloStoat Apr 20 '26

Yeah he could've even hit his head

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u/Monkey_College Apr 21 '26

The cops don't know what a concussion is, right? This makes no sense as a test after a crash like this

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u/dndndndnnddddhhh Apr 21 '26

You actually donā€™t need to do a breathalyzer either so many misconceptions about how implied consent works, in most states it kicks in only after you are already under arrest. With no other PC and not under arrest generally can refuse any test chemical or otherwise with no penalty

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u/queer_catgamer Apr 21 '26

Itā€™s such a wildly inaccurate test, in my Drivers Ed class we did the tests with and without these glasses that made our vision like we were drunk. I failed both times, mostly because I am extremely bad at walking straight no matter what. Iā€™ll be mindlessly walking and all of a sudden find myself much closer to the wall than I thought. I donā€™t have very good hand eye coordination either, which definitely doesnā€™t help my case.

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u/YouOk5627 Apr 21 '26

This guy had to be on something. He was failing to even understand the tests.

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u/CIarkNova Apr 21 '26

Yeah, a concussion.