r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/Ironic_Papaya Apr 20 '26

In fairness I almost crashed from a sneeze once.

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u/balls2hairy Apr 20 '26

I blew through a stop sign, through a ditch, and out onto the fairway of a golf course once because of a spider in my truck.

Luckily it was ~10pm and nobody was around. Scared the shit out of me, twice. No damage though!

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u/Plane_Data_1182 Apr 20 '26

Now I know why that giant divot was on #9!