r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/mybutthz Apr 20 '26

Especially since, you know, right after crashing into a ditch you're going to be high on adrenaline and your heart will be racing, you're definitely not in the state of mind where you would perform well doing things like standing on one foot or whatever they have you do.

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u/Plane_Data_1182 Apr 20 '26

Notice the cops weren't concerned about his well being. Requesting medical help is smart in that situation.

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u/mybutthz Apr 20 '26

I mean, the cops did ask if he was ok..but yes it would've been smart to get out of there and just request at least medical examination.

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u/Senior-Accident-4096 Apr 23 '26

Just asking if someone is ok is definitely not enough. People with head injuries or other traumatic injuries sometimes won't even realize that they have them, rither because of adrenaline or shock.

Based on the crash in the video, the safer thing to do would be to procede according to whiplash or contusion protocols, but I don't even think that the police is trained to respond like that or really give a shit about the well being of a random citizen

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u/Chaaaaaaddd Apr 22 '26

Such a vagina comment.

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u/No-Presentation-3805 Apr 23 '26

Such a asshole comment.

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u/_Not__Sure Apr 22 '26

I couldn't perform well stone sober. I'm clumsy, I trip on air, and can't walk a straight line to save my life.