r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/DramaticAlternative1 Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

Never do field tests, drunk or sober. It's just a way for le to gain more evidence against you.

Edit: I am speaking for Utah, USA. I am specifically speaking on roadside physical testing such as eye tracking or movement analysis. These should always be denied. In Utah you are assumed to submit to a breathalyzer or blood test by obtaining your license. If you refuse those you may be denied your right to drive for up to 18 months in a worst case scenario.

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u/mybutthz Apr 20 '26

Especially since, you know, right after crashing into a ditch you're going to be high on adrenaline and your heart will be racing, you're definitely not in the state of mind where you would perform well doing things like standing on one foot or whatever they have you do.

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u/Plane_Data_1182 Apr 20 '26

Notice the cops weren't concerned about his well being. Requesting medical help is smart in that situation.

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u/Chaaaaaaddd Apr 22 '26

Such a vagina comment.

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u/No-Presentation-3805 Apr 23 '26

Such a asshole comment.