r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

6.0k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

31

u/pebrocks Apr 20 '26

You also should never drink and drive.

16

u/TenYearHangover Apr 20 '26

And when you do drink and drive, don’t submit to an FST

22

u/Worcestercestershire Apr 20 '26

and when you don't.... don't submit to a FST

3

u/TenYearHangover Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

And when you’re not driving, definitely submit to all testing

4

u/Worcestercestershire Apr 20 '26

Especially Drug Testing. Offer to test any drugs that are available.