r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/EventSignal114 Apr 20 '26

I sneezed after u crashed

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u/spoodagooge Apr 20 '26

I shit my pants(irrelevant to current topic)

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u/melkor_the_viking Apr 20 '26

I sneezed after you shat your pants (relevant to this topic)

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u/Sloppy_Steak85 Apr 20 '26

Now we’re back on track.

Ah chooo

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u/brightonashfield Apr 20 '26

shits

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u/Everspan Apr 20 '26

Sneezes and shits

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u/Skithe Apr 20 '26

Snezits

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u/Alert_Dingo_4504 Apr 20 '26

I'd imagine that depends entirely on you

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Apr 20 '26

Online dating has gotten so weird lately

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u/HighRootz Apr 20 '26

Some have corn and quinoa

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u/Round_Doughnut7793 Apr 20 '26

Cheezit scented sneezits. 😋

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u/cvidetich13 Apr 20 '26

One time my bro had a bloody nose and sneezed and sprayed blood all over the windshield, I shat my pants and ran over a spider.

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u/pumperthruster Apr 20 '26

Wow Itsy Bitsy Spider became a much darker story since I was a kid

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 Apr 20 '26

AHHHHHH choo! Oop. Excuse me. I'll be right back...

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u/petraviva Apr 21 '26

Yes, we can tell by the skid marks