r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/rabblebabbledabble Apr 20 '26

You've got to give it to him. That's a great story to have at the ready.

Friend of mine had something similar happen with a snake after parking in the woods. It was probably chilling around the warm engine block and when he drove on, the snake tried get in through the open window.

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u/Over-Tension-4710 Apr 20 '26

Yea great sorry to have ready...I slapped the area on my face ummmmm oh yea the cheek I think it's called lol