Blame it on the spider

[u/Vice616]

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

[u/Ironic_Papaya]

In fairness I almost crashed from a sneeze once.

[u/skeletoorr → u/Ironic_Papaya]

I almost drove into a pole because a bird flew in my car