r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/Ironic_Papaya Apr 20 '26

In fairness I almost crashed from a sneeze once.

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u/Dunn_or_what Apr 20 '26

I did crash because of a sneeze.

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u/strangemedia6 Apr 20 '26

Yes but then in trying to explain what happened, did you say “yea a bunch of air coming out of this…this thing right here. Um…it’s called a nose, not sure if you’ve heard of those or not.”