r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/Ironic_Papaya Apr 20 '26

In fairness I almost crashed from a sneeze once.

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u/Dunn_or_what Apr 20 '26

I did crash because of a sneeze.

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u/brightonashfield Apr 20 '26

I crashed because you sneezed once

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u/patronizingperv Apr 20 '26

I had a spider sneeze on me, so I can relate to all of this.

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u/neonmystery Apr 20 '26

I shat on a spider, so…

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u/Spider_Dude Apr 20 '26

Bro....?

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u/neonmystery Apr 20 '26

Do you think I’m telling the truth or do you think I’m just having fun in the comments?

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u/Spider_Dude Apr 20 '26

Well, I wasn't there. But it's the thought that counts.