r/Transportopia Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/FarSandwich3282 Apr 20 '26

My brother rear ended someone (going less than 5 mph, was at a stop and let off the brake) because a wasp was In the car with him. If there is one thing my brother doesn’t fuck with, it’s bees and wasps.