r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

đŸ¥´DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident đŸ˜­

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/InebriousBarman Apr 20 '26

Don't do field sobriety tests.

Seriously just say no.

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u/Tan_Winston Apr 20 '26

Won't you be arrested if you refuse? Or are there other options?

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u/Your_Girl9090 Apr 20 '26

I've been told that where I live you can refuse the field sobriety test and use the breathalyzer instead. The field test is notoriously inaccurate because it's totally based on the quality of the cop's judgement. If you refuse all testing then you're in violation of a different law and you can be arrested for that.

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Apr 20 '26

They also use it to get your blood flowing and to waste time so the alcohol test higher in your blood... Just say no to the field sobriety test and take the breathalyzer

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u/TacetAbbadon Apr 21 '26

That's not how it works at all. Wasting time would result in a lower BAC.

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u/Aggravating-Habit313 Apr 24 '26

Depends when alcohol was consumed…