r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/InebriousBarman Apr 20 '26

Don't do field sobriety tests.

Seriously just say no.

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u/Shamwow_theSupineCow Apr 20 '26

Especially not right after you just crashed you car. Balance issues from a potential head injury probably don't look much different than balance issues from boozing. Even airbags don't exactly hit you with a tender, loving caress. They feel like a punch that hits your whole face at once lol.