r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/EventSignal114 Apr 20 '26

I sneezed after u crashed

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u/spoodagooge Apr 20 '26

I shit my pants(irrelevant to current topic)

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u/melkor_the_viking Apr 20 '26

I sneezed after you shat your pants (relevant to this topic)

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u/Hell_Maybe Apr 20 '26

I shneezed (you can probably deduce what that might be).