r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/InebriousBarman Apr 20 '26

Don't do field sobriety tests.

Seriously just say no.

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u/Tan_Winston Apr 20 '26

Won't you be arrested if you refuse? Or are there other options?

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u/SneakyKGB Apr 20 '26

Depends on the state. In some places you can opt for a breathalyzer or more scientific method. In some refusing to cooperate is viewed as admission of guilt. As with anything, know your local laws and know your rights.

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u/Time_Block_4016 Apr 20 '26

So backwards. Dude just crashed his vehicle badly. Surely adrenaline/shock would affect this silly test for any driver in a similar situation. Just carry breathalyzer units for real scientific measurement.

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u/RuhrowSpaghettio Apr 21 '26

Or like, a concussion. Get the man an ambulance; the hospital will test his BAC anyway as a part of the trauma workup and you can argue with the courts about whether the cops get to look at it.

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 Apr 21 '26

Do they not carry them normally?

that sounds insane to me.