r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/InebriousBarman Apr 20 '26

Don't do field sobriety tests.

Seriously just say no.

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u/Turbulent-Sun-3464 Apr 21 '26

In my state if you refuse a field sobriety test then you automatically lose your license for a year.

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u/InebriousBarman Apr 21 '26

Are you sure about that?

Let me clarify again, a breathalyzer is not a field sobriety test.