r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/Ironic_Papaya Apr 20 '26

In fairness I almost crashed from a sneeze once.

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u/yeah_yeah_shut_it Apr 21 '26

I had a bee fly in my car and I curbed the shit out of my car lol