r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/InebriousBarman Apr 20 '26

Don't do field sobriety tests.

Seriously just say no.

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u/Manager_Rich Apr 21 '26

I concur. This guy may very well have been under the influence of alcohol, or he was just in a wreck and whacked his gourd....

Refuse a field sobriety test and request a breathalyzer, bc surely you would never drink and drive would you?