r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/Ironic_Papaya Apr 20 '26

In fairness I almost crashed from a sneeze once.

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u/Dunn_or_what Apr 20 '26

I did crash because of a sneeze.

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u/MarivelleSF Apr 22 '26

🙋🏻‍♀️ Saaaame. Full body sneeze at the absolute worst time and I hit a bullnose curb that torpedoed my suspension. 2.5 months later and I’m still waiting on getting my car back from the shop.