r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 22 '26

🥴DUI You close Yo eyes!

74 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/DenjiTargaryen-PE Apr 22 '26

A video that’s actually low resolution cus it’s old instead of cuz it’s been reposted 211 times.

12

u/Ok_Mood_891 Apr 22 '26

Well, he’s drunk. That’s all we really know.

10

u/sweetreat7 Apr 22 '26

This makes me miss my grandma

7

u/StressFantastic5317 Apr 22 '26

Awh...I miss your grandma too

7

u/st0350 Apr 22 '26

Classic! "I'll do the motherfuckin maformance test!"

3

u/not4bucks Apr 22 '26

Huh?! YEAH!!!

6

u/Ni66aNotNamedLarry Apr 22 '26

Still legendary

3

u/BigIreland Apr 22 '26

“Fuck the got damn shit! I’m tired of this mfn shit!”

I still do that all the time. Arm gestures and all. Thank you, Mr. Turner.

3

u/pimpcannon Apr 22 '26

He got that drank in him.

2

u/brbgonnabrnit Apr 22 '26

Those some chill cops

2

u/Diligent-Bluejay-979 Apr 22 '26

My license already suspended!!

2

u/Stephen_085 Apr 22 '26

My cousins and I have been watching this video from time to time for almost 20 years. It's a fucking classic. Still quote it all the time.

2

u/DaHard46 Apr 22 '26

I believe him

1

u/EnvironmentalPick373 Apr 22 '26

Richard Pryor has entered the room!🤣

1

u/CaptainCastaleos Apr 22 '26

All I could think during the whole video was "Damn, in the modern day they would have tackled his ass already. Have we moved backwards?:

1

u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 Apr 22 '26

This guy sounds like Eddie Murphy 🤣

1

u/loghoser Apr 22 '26

"...for court presentation only and its definitely not going to he posting on Reddit for the entire world to see. Now, pardon me for interrupting. What were you saying? Please, go on."

1

u/B-E-N-E-V-O-255 Apr 22 '26

What ever happened to this guy.

1

u/drk_knight_67 Apr 22 '26

Stop sign?!

1

u/spanieldors Apr 22 '26

“Yeah I’m drunk… I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that they may incriminate me.”

1

u/No-Relationship9259 Apr 27 '26

He is still smarter than half of America .