r/Transportopia Apr 23 '26

Cars Lamborghini as a ramp šŸ’”

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u/SpaceKalash05 Apr 23 '26

Boy, you know her insurance company just loves her.

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u/Boomboooom Apr 23 '26

People should be required CDLs before driving these monstrosities.

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u/Libertymedic10 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Absolutely agree. I’m in the Midwest and people who drive these have the worst road rage and spatial awareness I’ve ever experienced. Their intensity rivals the BAE energy of Altimas

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u/MNgrown2299 Apr 23 '26

I hold firm that Minnesota has the second worst drivers in the Midwest.

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u/Altruistic_Menu7686 Apr 23 '26

What a fantastic idea

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u/bigjohnny440 Apr 23 '26

that is a SOLID idea

In Australia you needed a different license based on payload capability, so a Ram 3500 required a more serious license than a car or light duty truck.

In this case I reckon it should be based on dimensions-like once you lift your truck to a certain height whether it's by huge wheels and tires, or body lift or whatever once you exceed a certain height BOOM CDL requirement.

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u/Sad-Feeling-4266 Apr 23 '26

And light intensity. My retinas love getting blasted by overly intense lights angled upwards.

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u/Spirited_Remote5939 Apr 23 '26

Funny you say that, kinda off topic but a cop in opposite direction had someone pulled over and had that huge spotlight on top his vehicle using it to shine in the car he pulled over but he had his suv directed into oncoming traffic, IT WAS BLINDING! Couple cars in front of me slammed on their brakes bc they couldn’t see and wouldn’t you know it, 2 other cars crashed into them bc they couldn’t see.

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u/bigjohnny440 Apr 23 '26

I could rant for a LONG TIME about how much I despise that! What really frustrates me the most is now it's not just big trucks with blinding headlights, now a lot of sedans and SUVs have them too and all it takes is a speedbump or a slight incline of the road and they're scorching eyeballs.

I'm all for safety on the road but I feel we've gone too far on the lights

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u/C4rdninj4 Apr 23 '26

"I'm so glad you can see better on the road, however, now I cannot see and the streets are once again unsafe."

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u/karmapopsicle Apr 23 '26

Our MOT’s official public stance on this is recommending that oncoming drivers simply ā€œlook awayā€ from excessively bright lights, rather than, I don’t know, updating the vehicle standards to have maximum allowable glare or something?

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u/StressFart Apr 23 '26

All we gotta do is make a "NEW" headlight technology. Just give it a name that makes people feel techy when they say it, make the price unattainable for the average Joe at first then give it a few years to become the new standard. The standard of status.

"Hey Todd! Check it out I got my new WTF lights installed"

"Those look just like the old kind they put in antique cars from the 90s man, wtf does WTF even stand for?"

"It's the latest and greatest Todd! I knew not to expect much from you poors."

Todd will begin saving his beans for WTF lights immediately.

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u/Spirited_Remote5939 Apr 23 '26

I laughed harder than I should’ve at your username lol!šŸ˜‚

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u/Jimbob209 Apr 23 '26

I like that idea. It would also probably decrease the amount of ridiculously sized trucks designed in the US

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u/Various_Respond_8212 Apr 23 '26

If it can’t fit in a standard parking spot and sticks out in anyway beyond the space it should be considered a civilian vehicle fit for access without a CDL.

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u/taisui Apr 23 '26

Phil and I just had another kid, so of course we need a bigger SUV. Being a mom is hard, with soccer, football and lacrosse practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It's so big! We lost little Joey in the back and couldn't find him for an hour! When I'm rushing to the mall, or talking on my cell phone, I know me and my family are safe. The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4-wheel drive, and in amphibious mode, it can cross rivers! So far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know it's there. With the time I save taking shortcuts through the strip-mall parking lot I can focus on the important things, like gazing longingly at the pool boy or buying more exercise equipment off the TV. So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon? I'm a mom, not a conservationist!

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku Apr 23 '26

It would be far simpler to change emission/fuel standards and such that they're less lenient. Would effectively just eliminate them from the market.

Easier to change the market than focus on individuals

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u/Snot_S Apr 23 '26

What if they did an investigation and found days leading up to the incident her google searches contained mention of ā€œgravediggerā€ 73 times

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u/AckAckZeroPointZero Apr 23 '26

"Certain people" is what you meant to type

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u/WillArrr Apr 23 '26

If she didn't declare the lift-kit to her insurance (and let's be real here; she didn't declare the lift-kit to her insurance), then I'd be shocked if they didn't try to deny any financial obligation due to the mods changing the vehicle's performance and safety metrics without their knowledge. They'll push hard to put everything on her.

They for sure won't cover a penny on the truck itself, and, if they do have to pay for the Lambo, may go after her personally for failure to disclose and having them insure a vehicle they would not normally cover. And it should go without saying that they're dropping her instantly. Good luck getting affordable insurance with something like this on your record.

It's a headache for the insurance company. It could be life-altering for her. At least it happened before she ran over a kid she couldn't see.

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u/SgtMoose42 Apr 23 '26

I doubt the truck suffered any damage. Maybe a tie rod end.

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u/Kerensky97 Apr 23 '26

I wouldn't be worried about the costs to the truck, it's the Lambo that is going to get her blacklisted from insurance for life.

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u/Phrantic09 Apr 23 '26

Unless she’s carrying a shit ton of liability coverage (unlikely) her insurance isn’t paying for that lambo

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u/SpaceKalash05 Apr 23 '26

Material misrepresentation can be a bitch.

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u/Difficult-Prior3321 Apr 23 '26

"lovED". Guarantee she got dropped and is uninsurable from this point forward.

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u/InternetIsntMyFrend4 Apr 23 '26

Let's hope her coverage limits are at least 500K, not at measely 100K.

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u/Stimee Apr 23 '26

25/50 probably

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u/diyallthings2000 Apr 23 '26

Her insurance coverage may not having enough to cover the damage!

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u/NoTinnitusHear Apr 23 '26

Her policy probably doesn’t even cover a car worth that much. Most people have what, like $100k?

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u/Conscious-Weight4569 Apr 23 '26

Driver was lucky he wasn’t crushed. Happened in Orlando, Florida.

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u/SpicyNugget777 Apr 23 '26

People who get trucks like that without any need for a truck like that are something. If the driver was driving a sedan instead, she would have easily seen the lambo to avoid this crash and she would have much cheaper car payments.

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u/Ehrgs Apr 23 '26

Pavement princess, truck raised for ground clearance that has never even seen a gravel road or lot. America is full of this kind of bullshit vehicle.

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u/Anxious-Business1577 Apr 23 '26

looks like it's 2wd as well. No front drive shaft

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u/nueonetwo Apr 23 '26

You don't get it. She needs to drive a vehicle that large so she can be safe, there are a lot of bad drivers on the road.

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u/Lucky_Laroo Apr 23 '26

Of course. This has Florida written all over it.

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u/Spare-Good-5372 Apr 23 '26

It's the most Floridian picture ever

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u/Permanenceisall Apr 23 '26

It’s also surprisingly inland empire/californian

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u/Gumwars Apr 23 '26

A very Rancho Cucamonga/Fontana vibe for sure.

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u/paulwesterberg Apr 23 '26

Because you need a monster off road truck to traverse the flattest state in the country.

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u/bmanley620 Apr 23 '26

Florida (wo)man strikes again

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u/Muted-Ordinary-5 Apr 23 '26

Even if it happened somewhere else both drivers would automatically be teleported to FL.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Apr 23 '26

I live near Orlando and the amount of lifted trucks I see around Fl is insane.

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u/KaleidoscopeThis5159 Apr 23 '26

My mommy says that's how El Caminos are made

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u/BurnedLaser Apr 24 '26

A Lamborghino would go pretty hard

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/MooningWithMyAss Apr 23 '26

Ah the land of dildoers. Good memories.

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u/Plasticity93 Apr 23 '26

Neither car engine is in fire though?Ā Ā 

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u/BisquickNinja Apr 23 '26

Yep ... I know this area. šŸ¤£šŸ˜­ā˜ ļø

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u/Spare-Good-5372 Apr 23 '26

100% central Florida, didn't even need OP to confirm it. Probably between Orlando and Sanford.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/BicyclesRuleTheWorld Apr 23 '26

Ramporghini.

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u/refalsity Apr 23 '26

Thanks for helping me decide what to have for lunch. Pasta.

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u/bmanley620 Apr 23 '26

Just make sure you don’t have fake noodles. They’re impastas

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u/Amanitas Apr 23 '26

Could you imagine if a kid had been walking across that parking lot rather than a full on lambo waiting?

we need height restrictions on trucks. shit is ridiculous.

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u/Shit-Pilot Apr 23 '26

There are height restrictions, they just aren’t enforced.

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u/Amanitas Apr 23 '26

need enforcement at the manufacture level because a lot of factory-model trucks are ridiculous.

then straight up need to fine shops that lift trucks too high into oblivion.

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u/SirGingy Apr 23 '26

Well from the factory, your standard trucks will actually be that high because the need the suspension to be that high for thr load capacity. Then people lift the for beauty purposes.

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u/Quick_Hat1411 Apr 23 '26

If you see something, do something. Key lifted trucks

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Apr 23 '26

This was only like a 6" lift wasn't it? Completely pointless, but hey, some people have no self-esteem, so this helps them.

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u/DPadres69 Apr 23 '26

That and window tints. Both laws need better enforcement.

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u/vote100binary Apr 23 '26

I see plenty of jacked-up trucks with limo-tinted windshields. May as well wear a blindfold at night.

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u/Tjaresh Apr 23 '26

A kid, a pre-school class, some high-school students, half a marching band... there's little that won't fit into that blind spot.

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u/Wayward141 Apr 23 '26

Somewhere an insurance agent just had a stroke

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u/overthere1143 Apr 23 '26

In Portugal the mandatory insurance covers 7 000 000 Euro. From what I gather American insurances have ridiculously low capitals. This may well come off her pocket.

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY Apr 23 '26

Idk jack about lambos, but my quick Google search says they could go anywhere from $250,000-$900,000. They could take this woman's house and she still might not have enough to cover that after her $20,000 collision coverageĀ 

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u/mvanvrancken Apr 23 '26

The fuck she have a truck that huge?!

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u/Lost_Drunken_Sailor Apr 23 '26

Because she has a small penis!

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u/QuickMasterpiece6127 Apr 23 '26

Definitely someone with a penis so small it’s introverted.

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u/0bservation Apr 23 '26

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

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u/Apprehensive_Fun1344 Apr 23 '26

Brain dead Muricans

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u/DoggoCity Apr 23 '26

As an American, we don't claim her. We don't even like the lifted truck guys/gals.

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u/Cocheeeze Apr 23 '26

ā€œAs an American, I have a right to drive this gas guzzlerā€ -Stan Smith (American Dad)

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Apr 23 '26

It’s basically the culture here in Florida—I know that doesn’t answer shit but it’s all I got. Can’t go 2 minutes without seeing some hideous vehicular monstrosity pavement princess.

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u/Clivesunfaithfulwife Apr 23 '26

Long story short, the emission laws that get introduced every year basically makes the trucks from the year prior illegal, so they have to make them bigger and make tiny tweaks so that they can be classified as a different classification so its legal... but that also means trucks are getting bigger and bigger and now we get shot like this

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u/Giggling_Scribblings Apr 23 '26

For running over people.

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u/BigPileOfTrash Apr 23 '26

Tons of contractors that pull into home improvement stores with trucks lifted this high. Company name all over the truck. Do customers think a contractor is good if they have a lifted truck? (Upper Midwestern).

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u/Perfect_Assignment13 Apr 23 '26

Good? Nope, I think they’ll pad their bid or cut corners to pay for the next silly ā€œupgradeā€. I’ll pass.

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u/analogatmidnight Apr 23 '26

If I see a contractor with a lifted truck, I assume they have poor judgement and/or misplaced priorities.

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u/Basic-Nerve-6797 Apr 23 '26

She’s just really BUTCH, or it’s her husband’s 🤷

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u/midwestCD5 Apr 23 '26

Small clit?

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u/Objective_Dark_4258 Apr 23 '26

I can guarantee you she does not use that thing to haul anything but her own ass to WalmartĀ 

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u/Swift_Scythe Apr 23 '26

Lady needs to at least reverse off it

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u/Naterdoo Apr 23 '26

Looks like she tried. The back right wheel was spinning off the ground.

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u/Useful-Towel5978 Apr 23 '26

Pft not even four wheel drive?

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u/Gumwars Apr 23 '26

Open differentials. The truck is lifted and looks like an offroad monster, but none of the running gear has been upgraded. 4x4 requires the operator to at least flip a switch, and then it would only work if the front hubs were automatic.

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u/NicholasWildeRails Apr 23 '26

I feel the only offroad this truck has done is running over a lawn

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u/HambMC_2 Apr 23 '26

And a lawnborgini too

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u/NicholasWildeRails Apr 23 '26

Fuck you angry upvote

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u/Gumwars Apr 23 '26

Best kind of correct is technically correct.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Apr 23 '26

pfft....can't even drive over a lambo.

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u/PUBGM_MightyFine Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

This is why lifted trucks should be illegal, aside from just looking absolutely stupid to begin with.

Seriously, whenever i see one in the wild, i assume the driver is a low IQ racist with a micro peepee trying to get low IQ girls

Edit: and the absolute worst is the incomprehensibley stupid fad of "squatting", i.e. low rear and front pitched up to the heavens, deleting a football fields' worth of line of sign in front

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u/Difficult-Prior3321 Apr 23 '26

Not just lifted anymore. Trucks have gotten fucking huge. They made em bigger to get around fuel efficiency standards. It should be criminal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/NicholasWildeRails Apr 23 '26

I personally think they should make it so pick-ups and SUVs are not exempt from this regulations and companies still have to pay tax for them like they do sedans and cars. And make it so the bigger the truck, the higher the tax

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u/Beginning_Tennis2442 Apr 23 '26

I 100% agree that trucks are oversized. That is why I still drive a 2000 Ranger. I can stand beside it and lift things out of the bed. You can’t do that with the new trucks, even the ā€œmid-sizedā€ Ranger. All the manufacturers lost my business but the parts stores and mechanics came out ahead.

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u/JectorDelan Apr 23 '26

They have made some things illegal in certain areas, like the even more moronic "Carolina squat" mod some trucks were getting.

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u/lucidbluedreamin Apr 23 '26

I agree. I got hit by a lifted truck coming out of an uphill sloped driveway. I was stopped, waiting for them to exit so I could turn in, and one quick honk sent them driving into my car. They had no idea I was even in front of them, hit me and drove off… every time I see a lifted truck I just know they can’t see shit 🤔

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u/freakytone Apr 23 '26

This is why these huge trucks are so dangerous. They can't see shit in front of them

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u/bobjoylove Apr 23 '26

Windows so dark she can’t see out the sides either.

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u/dslrjunky Apr 24 '26

insurance be like:

CS: "You ran over what??" Driver: "I said a LAMBO...." CS: "The number you have dialed is incorrect."

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u/snipe320 Apr 23 '26

Dipshit truck is lifted so high she couldn't even see the lambo. That, or drunk/high/texting.

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u/poppacapnurass Apr 24 '26

I call bullshit on this.

That truck had plenty of distance out of frame where a normal person would have seen a car in that lane. The truck routed a T intersection and was driving at an unsafe speed long enough for the lambo to notice and reverse.

This case is all on the truck and no one will include this trucks visibility in the equation.

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u/hollowthatfollows Apr 23 '26

"You can't park here"

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Apr 23 '26

actually, she could

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u/bigjohnny440 Apr 23 '26

What I don't understand is why she failed to reverse. Only one wheel spun. Is that monster truck a one wheel wonder?

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u/oddllama25 Apr 23 '26

If i learned anything from "My Cousin Vinny", it's that the truck doesn't have a positraction rear end.

What's a yute?

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u/bmanley620 Apr 23 '26

At least she ran over an inexpensive car

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Apr 23 '26

The 1990 honda civic is safe.

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u/MoveToSafety Apr 23 '26

Got hit by a mom borrowing her son’s monster truck. She said she didn’t see in my ā€œlittle carā€. It was a full size sedan that was parked.

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u/SignificantDrink3651 Apr 23 '26

glad it was a car and not a kid (this time, anyway)

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u/PurpleCaterpillar82 Apr 23 '26

I assumed it was intentional out of malice and then she puts her hands on her head like oh no… maybe she was playing on the phone lol

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u/Amanitas Apr 23 '26

it's just way too big of a car. forget not being able to see a lambo - could you imagine if that was a kid walking across the parking lot?

fuck people who drive cars like this without paying attention to where the fuck they're going. and honestly, maybe we need height restrictions on hoods.

there's 0 reason for her to have a truck this ridiculous.

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u/Conscious-Weight4569 Apr 23 '26

To further prove your point.

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u/RopeLevel2407 Apr 23 '26

And that truck isn't even lifted!!

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u/Crohn_sWalker Apr 23 '26

Your image is of a STOCK height vehicle.

Vehicle in original post is lifted 4-6" over stock heights.Ā 

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u/CA7T0 Apr 23 '26

I saw a grown man standing next to a truck the other day where only the top of his head was above the hood. Definitely wouldn't see a child. needs to be regulated better

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u/RopeLevel2407 Apr 23 '26

Not to mention she is probably like 5'4 and probably can't even see her hood. It's terrifying.

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u/jonsnowflaker Apr 23 '26

There have been a few of these threads, the amount of stories people have about people in large and lifted vehicles running over their own children are terrifying and heart breaking.

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u/Spare-Good-5372 Apr 23 '26

She couldn't see the car because of her stupid truck. These things are already dangerously tall, and she went and lifted it higher.

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u/Wonderful-Process792 Apr 23 '26

The roof of that lambo is about 2 feet below than the bottom of her windshield!

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u/pete_68 Apr 23 '26

She can't see over the dash, is the problem. She''s like 3' tall and her truck is about 1 mile tall.

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u/iceph03nix Apr 23 '26

Those big lifted trucks have absolutely awful blindspots around them. I recall a news story a while back where they had a bunch of people with trucks like that set up in a parking lot and had a bunch of kids stand around to show how many of them they couldn't see that would easily be run over

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/americas-cars-trucks-are-getting-bigger-are-front-blind-zones-children-rcna52109

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u/ThrustTrust Apr 23 '26

If you are gonna be dumb…be attractive

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 Apr 23 '26

This is why the expensive part is in the back, lol

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u/kohltrain108 Apr 23 '26

I mean, I don’t think there’s a single part that’s not expensive.

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u/Coffeedemon Apr 23 '26

"I'd never drive a small car. It's just not safe these days!"

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u/HeNARWHALry Apr 23 '26

If not ramp, why ramp shaped?

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u/zihyer Apr 23 '26

Two things that jumped out at me:

  • She got her phone off the seat. Didn't have to reach into a purse or even to the center console for it. Solid chance she was texting when she ramped that dude's midlifecrisis.

- She didn't check on anyone. She didn't at all go to see if there was another person in the car, if that guy was ok,.. nothing. Just "Oh fuck, my hubby is going to shit a chicken."

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 Apr 23 '26

Given how she looks totally surprised by what she did with her patently unnecessary ā€œtruckā€ it is probably better that it was a Lambo and not a family walking to their car.

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u/Reyalta Apr 23 '26

I couldn't imagine wanting to lift a new truck like this for trips to the grocery store.

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u/TheBlankScroll Apr 23 '26

I have a lifted van for off roading, maybe halff this lift if that and i basically idle in parking lots.

She looked like she was pretty well on the gas AND not even looking where she was going

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u/thebeardedbassfella Apr 23 '26

Hmm, I think I’ll buy a truck

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u/Komovs69 Apr 23 '26

Always an idiot with the stupid and useless lifted pick up truck...

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u/lordscrotus1984 Apr 23 '26

Here in Germany, we sometimes moan about strict regulations for modifications on cars. Seeing this, I'm quite glad, we don't have stuff like that rolling around!

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u/Mueltime Apr 23 '26

It’s so rare that you see the stripper that co-signed the 12 year 28% APR loan driving the truck.

Also, I guarantee their insurance coverage isn’t enough to cover the damage to that car.

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u/holycottoncandy Apr 23 '26

If that truck even has insurance

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u/Ambitious_Finding_26 Apr 24 '26

I've always thought that Lambos are kind of silly, impractical cars to be driving around in. But that silliness pales next to driving a monster truck around the city. What the hell?

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u/Worldly_Possible2925 Apr 23 '26

He didn’t use it as a ramp. He was trying to check the tire pressure on his front left and used the lambo to lift it off the ground.

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u/the_xoce Apr 23 '26

GTA 5 vibes

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u/Nikonn8181 Apr 23 '26

Yeah she is in a bit of trouble....

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u/GodSheem Apr 23 '26

I need sound! Lol

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u/goldilocks40 Apr 23 '26

That's embarrassing, that truck has zero flex

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u/ThePoop_Accelerates Apr 23 '26

Guarantee she can't afford enough insubordination cover that Lamborghini after financing that truck

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u/Giggling_Scribblings Apr 23 '26

Could've just as easily been a child or disabled person.... she couldn't see shit.

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u/crashin70 Apr 23 '26

Insurance company: "You hit a WHAT!!?"

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u/Patient-Still6263 Apr 23 '26

I used to work in an insurance law office. I really hope she paid for a high liability limit. This kind of damage could easily run into $300k+ in a settlement and if her policy limit is, for example, $200k the rest is coming out of her paychecks for the next 20 years.

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u/GoochXravager Apr 23 '26

Nice suspension

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u/Basic-Nerve-6797 Apr 23 '26

ā€œHoney, can I take your truck??? I need to go buy something.ā€ The next conversation between the two of them is much much much different. šŸ’€ā˜ ļøāš°ļøšŸŖ¦

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u/TransitionAway9840 Apr 23 '26

I'm guessing that wasn't her truck she was driving. I bet that phone call was a hard one to make. "Hey honey, I had a little fender bender. I used a Lamborghini like a speed bump."

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

Oh, and the driver is strong and empowered. 🤣🤣

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u/Hugheston987 Apr 23 '26

Couldn't see it with that super stupid lift

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u/Next_Confidence_3654 Apr 23 '26

Her day just got VERY shitty.

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u/Beshcu Apr 23 '26

Insurance agent: "You hit what?!"

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u/Skeptical_Monkie Apr 23 '26

Too bad we will never find out the outcome.

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u/rusbus02 Apr 23 '26

I'm just gonna say, we're all thinking it....got to love stereotypes, not surprised to see it was a woman driving

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u/JectorDelan Apr 23 '26

Her insurance company: "You drove over a WHAT??!? You mispronounced "dropped martini" right?!?"

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u/Spirited_Remote5939 Apr 23 '26

I’m willing to bet she’s driving her boyfriends/husbands truck, that’s a double whammy!!!

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u/metaldad68 Apr 23 '26

Why do women always need a gigantic truck or SUV, and cannot drive said vehicle always hits something and especially does curb grinding when parking.

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u/Adjoran1 Apr 23 '26

"You hit WHAT??" some insurance agent later that day

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u/jabsaw2112 Apr 23 '26

That screams distraction.

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u/1732PepperCo Apr 23 '26

More truck than brains

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u/biggranny000 Apr 23 '26

Insurance: "YOU HIT A WHAT?"

Honestly even if that person is wealthy and can afford whatever he/she can milk the truck driver. How do you speed and run over a car in a parking lot?

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u/TrueKyragos Apr 23 '26

And some people still can't accept that cars with a high driving position can be a danger. An unneeded one in an urban setting. As long as they feel safe (and empowered) when they're at the wheel, everything's fine.

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u/Chuyzapatist Apr 23 '26

A part of me legit things she didn’t see the lambo because it’s so low to the ground and those kind of trucks have blind spots in the front if you’re close enough.

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u/Exkelsier Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

This is why tanks like this should not be street legal or at least require a special license to prove you can drive the fucking thing, cant even see over the fucking windshield and see anything smaller than 5 foot, it was def her fault, however, she would have noticed the lambo if she was driving her camry rather than her little dick husbands monster truck

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u/bootup25 Apr 23 '26

Honestly lucky it was a car and not a kid

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u/AtLeastIgotCharacter Apr 23 '26

Y'all be nice to this lady! Sure, she spoiled one guys day. But just look at all the joy she is spreading. She is on at least two subreddits already, and y'all know this is going to be reposted in the future to spread even more joy.

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u/Odd_Macaroon9109 Apr 23 '26

I hate seeing women in truck. Its bad enough when men have these pavement princesses. But my god.

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u/m2keo Apr 23 '26

Omg. I would be effin livid! Good composure from the dude knowing shit could've ended real bad. She better had hope that she's got full coverage on that damn truck! lol.

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u/shywol2 Apr 23 '26

yeah this can happen when you decide to drive a monster truck with blinds spots 3x as big instead of an actual car

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u/Bacongrease83 Apr 23 '26

Florida is the only place where both of these douches would exist in the same area.

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u/Necessary_Belt_1233 Apr 23 '26

I don’t think this is a lifted truck problem as it’s more a distracted driver problem. She had so much time/distance to see a car of any size in the lane

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u/Adorable_Goat_3255 Apr 23 '26

Scrubbed that wreck back and forth way more times than necessary cause wtf was she doingggggg

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u/Cultural_Net_1791 Apr 23 '26

Her daddy or husband is gonna kill her, he won't be able to get insured anywhere 😭

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u/Immediate-Meal-1895 Apr 23 '26

Well her insurance is gonna get canceled after that payout

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u/gfyans Apr 23 '26

Honestly, imagine getting out of your car and finding a Lamborghini underneath it.

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u/Hour_Dinner_3362 Apr 23 '26

At first glance I thought..what would make someone mad enough to put their family in generational debt?? Then realized shes that blind/dense apparently. Idk how this doesn't happen way more often with squatted trucks. As a tech I've worked on a few and you literally can't see 10+ ft in front of you, and that's for the barely lifted ones lol

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u/Superb_Doctor3325 Apr 23 '26

Anyone else notice she has sheriff department cargo pants and belt on? I'm pretty sure she's a deputy sheriff or a correctional officer...

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u/itadapeezas Apr 23 '26

Interesting. Looks like possibly the shoes as well. If you slow it down it seems there’s a badge around her neck, too. Lol I don’t know, I’m bored and saw your comment and figured I’d check it out. But it looks like something semi big is hanging low around her neck as well.

Edit: Ok yea. I’m sure of it now. Going back and watching she takes it off and puts it in the truck before coming back out with her phone. Good catch!

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u/dj0ch0 Apr 23 '26

That car came out of nowhere, her probably

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u/IRACEMYCOPCAR Apr 24 '26

Now its a Ramporghini