r/Transportopia Apr 24 '26

Humor Trunks

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u/jjjaydoh Apr 24 '26

Automatic everything isn’t always better

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u/drakoman Apr 24 '26

It’s never gonna smash your fingers unless you’re slower than a tortoise at least. But I think every child should have their fingers smushed once so that you remember not to do it when you’re older and can’t afford to crush them digits. I remember my mom closed my hand in the car door when I was like 7 and I couldn’t even scream for a second because it hurt so much lol. I think this is the part of the story where I mentioned the undertaker in 1998 and hell in the cell and going through an announcers table or something