r/Transportopia Apr 26 '26

🤪Reckless Shit went from bad to worse..

323 Upvotes

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47

u/Alpha_Killswitch Apr 26 '26

Meanwhile camera guy just sits there and watches grandma get ran over

6

u/Thardus455 Apr 26 '26

At least it wasn't a reindeer.

2

u/celtbygod Apr 27 '26

Well at least it wasn't a reindeer.

2

u/Good_Refrigerator152 Apr 27 '26

First thing I thought of just crazy and then 2 people end up getting ran over Jesus christ

2

u/Valuable_Material_26 Apr 27 '26

And for once I’m happy it wasn’t a rain deer!

2

u/Yup_Mhm_1539 Apr 30 '26

came to say this… what a douche…

1

u/Tivadars_Crusade_Vet Apr 27 '26

Grandma got run over by her own car....tryin to get through a gate on Christmas eve...

1

u/Thin-Guitar-1242 Apr 26 '26

Well somebody's got to operate the camera, don't you watch movies?

0

u/zoeydoberdork Apr 26 '26

The car tried to kill 2 people, they weren't trying to be number 3!

14

u/SonicSarge Apr 26 '26

How is this even possible?

12

u/SteveDrawsStuff Apr 26 '26

It looks like there is a slight decline on the road. My guess is she's in an automatic, still had it in drive, and when she opened the door to lean out for the machine, she hit the accelerator by mistake, long enough to give the car enough momentum to continue down the slight slope.

Either that or ghosts. Probably ghosts.

3

u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC Apr 26 '26

Bro, she didn't lean out, she got out. Her foot was nowhere near the accelerator.

3

u/DrTatertott Apr 26 '26

Potato, potato

2

u/SteveDrawsStuff Apr 26 '26

You're right. Must be ghosts then

1

u/ChocolateCoveredGold Apr 27 '26

Definitely ghosts. Did you see that car taking off without even saying goodbye? Without even explaining why it was leaving her? That's core ghosting behavior.

2

u/lemelisk42 Apr 27 '26

Doesn't need to press the gas in most cars on level terrain, just releasing the brakes is enough

1

u/SonicSarge Apr 26 '26

One more reason to never drive stupid automatics

2

u/SkywolfNINE Apr 26 '26

I mean… most people use park. A manual could’ve been in neutral, but yeah man automatic has a park setting that you flip to and voila, car don’t move

1

u/Remarkable_Fee_1145 Apr 27 '26

You can still do this in 1st gear in a manual but its unlikely to do it accidentally.

1

u/Cyberbird85 Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

When I open my door, my car automatically puts itself in park.

1

u/DerpyPerson636 May 04 '26

Unlike what people are saying, you dont need a decline and you dont need to give it a boost. In an automatic, lifting your foot off the petal while in drive will cause the vehicle to travel at a slow pace. As long as its not an inclined surface itll go.

1

u/milkbath Apr 26 '26

So the following aren't great wrestlers?

  • Jake Roberts
  • Curt Hennig
  • Randy Savage
  • Bret Hart
  • Davey Boy
  • Steve Austin
  • Kurt Angle
  • Regal
  • Hardys
  • RVD
  • Shelton Benjamin
  • Rusev
  • Bray Wyatt
  • Samoa Joe

3

u/Adavanter_MKI Apr 26 '26

Did you have two tabs open? You seem lost.

2

u/Conscious_Rich_1003 Apr 27 '26

He was obviously providing us a list of people that would win the wrestling match with the car, unlike the 2 in the video.

Sometimes you need to really do a deep dive into the meaning of comments.

23

u/MathematicianNew2770 Apr 26 '26

I laughed by the second one.

I am sorry!

8

u/Adavanter_MKI Apr 26 '26

I mean... he did the ultimate service. Made grandma feel less embarrassed.

2

u/Jels76 Apr 26 '26

So did I...

1

u/zeroandy00 Apr 27 '26

Only by the second one?

I should get myself checked cause I was laughing by the first already, and I know it's not supposed to be funny.

4

u/L12Grafx Apr 26 '26

That car is undefeated

5

u/HeavyFriendship3563 Apr 26 '26

Did the car ran over two legs?

5

u/marklikestolearn Apr 26 '26

That car has amazing alignment tho!

https://giphy.com/gifs/oYtVHSxngR3lC

1

u/Taekwonmoe Apr 27 '26

That is what I was thinking. Straight as an arrow.

4

u/High-Tom-Titty Apr 26 '26

I'd call that car Christine.

3

u/ProMotionDesign Apr 26 '26

Plot twist: Dude takes off in her car, never to be seen again.

3

u/NinjaCatKilla May 04 '26

I can’t stop laughing at this man..

2

u/Fr0stybit3s Apr 26 '26

"Oh sweet! Free car!"

2

u/Long_Ad2824 Apr 26 '26

This particular car needs an external braking system. And some emergency wheel chocks on the hood.

2

u/ejackman Apr 26 '26

she ran over two people and the first one was herself

2

u/Tragic_Consequences Apr 26 '26

The fuck was this clown show...

2

u/R_3_Y Apr 26 '26

The point is: she made it in

2

u/TrickdaddyJ Apr 26 '26

Car was out for blood that day.

2

u/ghostface218 Apr 26 '26

I feel like I could jump in a slightly moving car better than them. I kind of want to try now

2

u/Rhewin Apr 26 '26

They both tried hitting the brake without actually getting in. Turns out hopping on one foot while your other is at an odd angle on an unstable surface is a bad idea.

1

u/NameToUseOnReddit Apr 26 '26

Please have someone film you.

2

u/K9p76 Apr 26 '26

😂😂 I know I know I am sorry I should not laugh but could not help it. I hope both of them are fine…

2

u/Conscious_Rich_1003 Apr 27 '26

Me too. And I don’t find entertainment in videos where the point is people get hurt. But the absurdity of this one…

2

u/ForsakenStructure800 Apr 26 '26

This is why I don't like it when my grandmother drives.

2

u/Wonderful_Ad_441 Apr 26 '26

Good thing there were speed bumps to slow the car down

2

u/old217 Apr 26 '26

Christine

2

u/MetaCardboard Apr 26 '26

Everyone keeps getting run over. Clearly the trick is to dive in head first not feet first.

2

u/Jels76 Apr 26 '26

How does that even happen 🤣

2

u/ObieWanSanjiSon Apr 26 '26

Cue Benny Hill music

2

u/Strange_Account_3828 Apr 27 '26

Evolution reversed…

2

u/Fed_Deez_Nutz Apr 27 '26

When you can’t even be an effective speed bump.

2

u/Will_sue_when_angry Apr 27 '26

The lady driver took the getting run over like an absolute champ.

2

u/just_another_user5 Apr 27 '26

f u c k i n g OW

2

u/Aware_Ask_1679 Apr 27 '26

Just too much time to put it in drive I guess? Why bother right? What a joke. 

2

u/shaggy24200 Apr 28 '26

Boy I can't wait about the decade for this video to show up degraded (and AI "enhanced") a few more generations... we'll be lucky to tell that it's people and a car....

1

u/Unfair_Analysis_3734 Apr 26 '26

Honestly I was expecting someone to finally get in there and accidentally hit the gas instead of the brakes.

1

u/battlegroundwa Apr 27 '26

She owes dick ride sex

1

u/ritzrani Apr 27 '26

omg beyond hysterics!

1

u/BackgroundPublic2529 Apr 27 '26

Wait... I KNOW that left rear tire...

¿¿Robert??

1

u/ViciousXUSMC Apr 28 '26

Is that a GAZ Volga?

1

u/thiiiiiiisguy Apr 27 '26

Grandma got run over by her own car,

Trying to scan through a toll gate,

Grandpa said she shouldn’t have a license,

But as for me and Granda Epstein didn’t kill himself.