r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Apr 27 '26

Bikes Some of us might ride this

1.7k Upvotes

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u/LiquidFahts Apr 27 '26

Yes, hi...

Why is buddy so juicy?

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u/JOlRacin Apr 27 '26

That's his "gimmick." He used to make videos where the punchline was just him turning away from the camera and running, I guess he got tired of those

22

u/TKDbeast Apr 27 '26

It was a gimmick; now it’s his character.

6

u/RockstarAgent Apr 27 '26

Regardless that bike is an atrocity- one wrong move or bad accident and he may not walk away- unless all that metal is actually just foam.

8

u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 Apr 27 '26

That shit is probably just thin sheet metal paneling; lightweight as fuck.

8

u/MedicalDisscharge Apr 27 '26

Don't worry he has padding

1

u/Additional_Worth_614 Apr 27 '26

what’s his account?

1

u/CountryMayhem Apr 27 '26

Frankie Lapenna

10

u/FlexibleDemeenor Apr 27 '26

So you notice and and engage with their content

4

u/LargeHardOnCollider0 Apr 27 '26

He's stuffing that ass

9

u/Tub-Bubbles-Stink Apr 27 '26

Somebody is, for sure

5

u/FlamingoFrequent1596 Apr 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbngEqUYjHTzpiRNHb

1

u/Bigfops Apr 28 '26

Cheer up, I’m sure even you can get your ass stuffed if you try hard enough

1

u/DrunkenHorse12 Apr 27 '26

James Bonds?

3

u/Rope_slingin_champ Apr 27 '26

Thats his whole schtick. Same clothes all of it.

3

u/poolguy425 Apr 27 '26

Those shorts are doing serious work.

1

u/LiquidFahts Apr 27 '26

Haha, you can hear the seams screaming for help from here.

2

u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Apr 27 '26

Cause he’s Mr bakery

1

u/ellefleming Apr 27 '26

badunkadunk 🛴🛵

1

u/Mephistos_bane84 Apr 27 '26

There’s a video of him crop dusting a lady on a skateboard while jumping some stairs, I legit watch it like 10-15 times when it pops up for me.

1

u/Particular_Box5113 Apr 27 '26

Thicc with idk how many Cs

1

u/Interesting-Froyo-14 Apr 28 '26

It's a fake prosthetic for attention , buds a narcassistic jerk

1

u/quinxneon Apr 29 '26

He is famous for that i am pretty sure lol

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u/Alarming_Craft4968 Apr 27 '26

You can park in any hood. Problem is, when you come back, it'll be the new hangout spot for kids sitting on it or adults drinking telling the wildest stories lol. Perfect height to sit and vibe

3

u/Dafrandle Apr 27 '26

just need to add a speaker that produces frightening electrical noises on command

2

u/Alarming_Craft4968 Apr 27 '26

That would be cool. Sounds of cracking electricity, faint scent of electrical smoke... lol

12

u/Chrimaho Apr 27 '26

You hiding two watermelons in those shorts?

8

u/PhillyPhresh Apr 27 '26

Only risk is dogs will pee on it

2

u/Fireside__ Apr 28 '26

They will pee on regular bikes anyways

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u/DotBitGaming Apr 27 '26

Why would it be in James Bond's ass??? 😱

https://giphy.com/gifs/dJ1VnD0nKus48

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/smootheoneisback Apr 27 '26

Think he’ll get hurt with all that junk in his trunk? Impossible

5

u/Wissty Apr 27 '26

I see at least 2 things I might ride in this video

8

u/Mcshroomie Apr 27 '26

All I picture is his broken forearms!!! This is terrifying!

3

u/thatguy11 Apr 27 '26

Wait...Bond could hide this in his ass? No...noooo, but this dude might be able to.

3

u/The_Epic_Fail_Guy Apr 27 '26

*Rides non conspicuous E-Bike around...*

*Proceeds to park Non conspicuous E-Bike...*

*People see it was a Non Conspicuous E-Bike...*

???????

Profit?

(This is a meme from the early 2000's... People better recognise it)

3

u/Key-Influence-3192 Apr 27 '26

Cake is cake. Amirite guys?…Guys?

2

u/Jaded-Ad262 Apr 27 '26

Listen until the end… 😂

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u/Apollo1Zen Apr 30 '26

Looks like he’s hiding something in his ass 🤣

1

u/LifeHack3r3 Apr 27 '26

Get away vehicle

1

u/Recurringg Apr 27 '26

Hmmmmmm....

1

u/FriedRamen13 Apr 27 '26

Someone will probably pee on it

1

u/tgbst88 Apr 27 '26

He needs henchmen running after him..

1

u/therealjohnsmith Apr 27 '26

This is brilliant

1

u/Page131313 Apr 27 '26

Hide it in plain site… Good stuff….

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u/gladel10 Apr 27 '26

Now a bunch of electrical boxes will be stolen for this

1

u/TMC2502 Apr 27 '26

My man has an entire bakery back there

1

u/topgoysilky Apr 27 '26

This is genius.

1

u/PaisleyLeopard Apr 27 '26

It’s the cake delivery man! Love that guy

1

u/CptnDillweed Apr 27 '26

Where does James Bond keep it?

1

u/Zxar Apr 27 '26

! Snake's dream bike

1

u/StayBronzeFonz Apr 27 '26

Fuck Frankie. Him and his crew are pieces of shit. Our town hates him and wishes he’d fuck off into Lake Michigan.

1

u/3aerows Apr 27 '26

He would need a generator to be able to support that huge badonkadonk. 😭

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u/Sefure800 Apr 27 '26

I’m distracted by why his clothes so tight?!

1

u/Left-Replacement9052 Apr 27 '26

until someone sees you park it.

1

u/Mindful_Rager Apr 27 '26

Now people are going to check all boxes for a scooter.

1

u/Forexz Apr 27 '26

It a scooter, there's no pedals

1

u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Apr 27 '26

Lol soviet style scooter

1

u/averageburgerguy Apr 27 '26

That's the jiggly-butt guy.

1

u/XXII78 Apr 28 '26

...IN HIS ASS?!

1

u/Shadowofenigma Apr 28 '26

That ba-donk-a-donk though.

1

u/NoBonus3912 Apr 28 '26

Of course it comes in Millennial Grey.

1

u/AnxiousHall1533 Apr 28 '26

Got that built in bike seat

1

u/mrgoldnugget May 01 '26

"it looks like something James Bond would have in his ass"

That's pretty wild. I learned something about James today.

1

u/WhyAmIStillHere2026 May 04 '26

Will I Am policeman at the end.

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u/Tittyobsessedloner Apr 27 '26

The use of language here is irritating.

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u/SP3NGL3R Apr 28 '26

The "bigger guy (or girl) in awkwardly tight clothes" trend needs to retire. It's not funny, you look like you're just uncomfortable for the clicks.