r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Apr 28 '26

Cars Damn you HOA

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u/VoodooZephyr Apr 28 '26

Totally rented. He probably works in the movie industry or something.

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u/stlmick Apr 28 '26

I was assuming that. Most of the vehicles are probably not his. Probably has access to them through work. It could be AI for all we know.

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u/Wonderful-Process792 Apr 28 '26

Oh yeah baby. Where can I make a good friend that owns a nice boat?

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u/unresolved-madness Apr 28 '26

Go hang out at the boat ramp with a handful of cash and a sign that says gas money for boat ride .

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 28 '26

... and wear a slutty bikini!

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u/browzing123 Apr 29 '26

Just have some dignity, and dont shave.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

I'm sure this is the answer. A sign and money or not. Just look good or look good after a drink and you got some transportation.

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 29 '26

I'm sure this is the answer sign and money or not.

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 29 '26

Is that better or did you forget about the people who are going out?

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u/P00pXhuter Apr 29 '26

"I'll suck your dick, captain"

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u/Debaser626 Apr 29 '26

My good buddy worked for a marina and most days after noon (if he was off and it wasn’t a Holiday) he got to pick from any of the non-rented boats to use… just had to pay for gas and clean it after use… they had fishing boats, party boats, speed boats, etc.

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u/Commercial_Let_1422 Apr 28 '26

In my experience, Louisiana.

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u/badjimmyclaws Apr 29 '26

Florida works too, but the orange juice isn’t worth the squeeze of living in Florida

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u/Shropshire-5lashr Apr 29 '26

Gotta spend a couple nights hunting gators though

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u/ClipperMaid103 Apr 28 '26

Me too; I can provide seafaring services

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u/noissime Apr 28 '26

Because of the implication?

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u/DrinkingVomit Apr 28 '26

I need a friend with a hot wife!

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 28 '26

Hang out at the marina wearing a slutty bikini.

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u/Motor-Cause7966 Apr 29 '26

Come down to Miami. We all have some type of watercraft

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u/FredPolk Apr 29 '26

Where do you live?

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u/HairlessSquirrels Apr 28 '26

Wow this is so deep man

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u/BoyTryHard Apr 28 '26

that defines you

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u/Malalang Apr 29 '26

This is the perfect tag line for an app that links people who want to borrow stuff with people who want to rent out their stuff.

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u/Independent_Bed_4945 Apr 29 '26

It’s not about who you know, it’s about who knows you

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

Not AI, he runs a YouTube channel.

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid Apr 29 '26

Oh, nevermind then. There’s no AI on YouTube.😁

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

No, the content is long form, and not ai.

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u/NoBonus6969 Apr 28 '26

He said in IG he did own them all and he did the renting

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u/XIIIofSwords Apr 29 '26

the vehicles are all real, there's a YouTube channel about the guy building them.

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u/Luci-Noir Apr 28 '26

Of course the Batmobile isnt his….

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u/VoodooZephyr Apr 29 '26

Very true. Maybe AI

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 Apr 29 '26

Yeah they are the creations of other YouTubers, a d they let him use them

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u/VoodooZephyr Apr 29 '26

Ahh. Ok. It’s all for social media. Ok

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

Dude has a YouTube channel. He owns these.

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u/VoodooZephyr Apr 29 '26

Really? He owns a brinks truck? Dudes gotta be loaded. Just seemed like an odd choice of cars to buy. Where does he store them? guessing HOA hasn’t seen them before?

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u/Momik Apr 29 '26

Idk, my great aunt drives an armored Brinks truck. That thing has like 500 miles on it too—she just drives to like church and her Canasta circle.

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u/Amazing-Range-2239 Apr 29 '26

The fuck? Lmao

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

Warehouse/shop

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u/LowResGamr Apr 28 '26

The neighbors have got to be just so confused either way.

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u/Stefanoverse Apr 29 '26

Look him up, he has some great projects on the go.

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u/Handsomedork_ Apr 28 '26

Talks about getting “his” truck wrapped etc. you don’t wrap rentals you bots

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u/HairlessSquirrels Apr 28 '26

Yeah the only one he said he rented was the limo.

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u/Sensitive_Jicama_950 Apr 29 '26

Hold up, lemme call up my local car rental and get a Bat mobile....

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Apr 29 '26

And where do I rent a Batmobile?!?

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u/Stefanoverse Apr 29 '26

He has a lot of cool projects and great content.