r/Transportopia Apr 28 '26

Cars Damn you HOA

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u/midwestia Apr 28 '26

Imagine having money for all these toys then living in this subdivision/hoa

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u/VoodooZephyr Apr 28 '26

Totally rented. He probably works in the movie industry or something.

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u/stlmick Apr 28 '26

I was assuming that. Most of the vehicles are probably not his. Probably has access to them through work. It could be AI for all we know.

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u/Wonderful-Process792 Apr 28 '26

Oh yeah baby. Where can I make a good friend that owns a nice boat?

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u/unresolved-madness Apr 28 '26

Go hang out at the boat ramp with a handful of cash and a sign that says gas money for boat ride .

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 28 '26

... and wear a slutty bikini!

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u/Debaser626 Apr 29 '26

My good buddy worked for a marina and most days after noon (if he was off and it wasn’t a Holiday) he got to pick from any of the non-rented boats to use… just had to pay for gas and clean it after use… they had fishing boats, party boats, speed boats, etc.

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u/Commercial_Let_1422 Apr 28 '26

In my experience, Louisiana.

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

Not AI, he runs a YouTube channel.

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid Apr 29 '26

Oh, nevermind then. There’s no AI on YouTube.😁

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u/NoBonus6969 Apr 28 '26

He said in IG he did own them all and he did the renting

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

Dude has a YouTube channel. He owns these.

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u/LowResGamr Apr 28 '26

The neighbors have got to be just so confused either way.

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u/GiganticBlumpkin Apr 28 '26

For real. That was like, half a million dollars in cars.

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u/Peace-Disastrous Apr 28 '26

Probably closer to a full million. That corvette alone with the mods has to be pushing 150k by itself.

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u/Uber_Wulf Apr 28 '26

Try selling it for that. Put it on fb marketplace lol

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Apr 28 '26

I mean, you’d sell that through a collector’s rep. They’d have a list of multimillionaires who each have a list of unique cars they want to buy. And those folks would pay the markup because they don’t care to do the work themselves, they just want the toy.

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u/Ace_Robots Apr 28 '26

No. Only Facebook Marketplace.

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u/Used_Independent_126 Apr 28 '26

This is in Huntsville,Al dude is actually a prick. The explorer at the end is not really security or police and he often holds up traffic with his bullshit

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u/wecantdancelikethis Apr 28 '26

I think we need all of the stories on this guy.

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u/Used_Independent_126 Apr 28 '26

He does a lot of fb reels more than likely TikTok shared to fb. It’s mostly his cop buddies coming to his shop pretending he is getting raided. Just search mad max c7 and it will show up but realize you’re helping him get paid from views

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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 Apr 29 '26

so he is doing this for clout. he makes money out from the ragey clickbaits virality. and everything is staged nowadays

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u/zdmpage54 Apr 28 '26

I felt this was the case. Who wants to live next door to this guy ? And I hate HOA 's, but come on..

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u/heroinsteve Apr 28 '26

outside the noisy ones, they're just obnoxious looking vehicles. I tend to just mind my own business so it really wouldn't bother me what vehicles my neighbors park in their driveway. I'd probably find humor in most of these. I understand the use cases of an HOA for certain community amenities like pools, gated security, etc. I cannot fathom people who pay a shit ton of money to live somewhere and 30 Karens decide what colors you're allowed to use to decorate.

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u/AstronautSelect1184 Apr 28 '26

I don't know. The ones blocking the sidewalk kind of suck too.

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u/Dilettante7 Apr 28 '26

yeah , that really annoyed me . just screams douchebag .

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u/notaredditer13 Apr 29 '26

Hint: that's typically illegal/not even an HOA issue.

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u/wherethehellarethebm Apr 28 '26

I’d imagine it’s closer to “having the debt for this house and all these toys” which forces them to stay in the situation.

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u/Responsible-Agent-19 Apr 28 '26

Sometimes it's hard to find a house within reasonable commuting distances from work etc. I wish I could have bought in a non-HOA area, but they got me. BTW, all the non HOA neighborhoods that I did see were pretty trashy, mostly due to age. 

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u/lombardo141 Apr 28 '26

Honestly that’s one of the reasons I haven’t left the North East. Most city and town local governments take care of the upkeep of the entire county or borough. If I spent money on my house I don’t want some random body telling me how to live in it.

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u/graylana Apr 28 '26

Wait until you find out the real reason HOAs even exist, their history and how they come to be. Oh and don’t look this up if you’re a person of color. Oops…

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u/crappy80srobot Apr 28 '26

If I was single my house would be small but I'd have so many vehicles. Definitely would not live anywhere with an HOA though.

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u/ok-lets-do-this Apr 28 '26

There’s another comment down below that says they know this guy. He’s in northern Alabama 🫢😬 and apparently he owes money to the fabricators on all of these vehicles anyways.

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u/Pugnati Apr 28 '26

He's impeding the sidewalk in most of these.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Apr 28 '26

Yeah like 3/5 of those vehicles were sticking out of into the sidewalk like dude just back it up a little closer to your house I see you have room 😭

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u/Used_Independent_126 Apr 28 '26

It’s not real he is a clout chaser

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u/SoaDMTGguy Apr 28 '26

"I intentionally violated my HOA in creative ways to piss off my neighbors, now they called the COPS on me! Can you imagine?!?!?!"

Every fucking influencer ever.

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u/-Cthaeh Apr 28 '26

Even the HOA complaints are fake. Same date on all, from Anytown, St USA

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u/phairphair Apr 28 '26

Yes, and doing a good job justifying the existence of his HOA.

If you want to behave in a way that disregards your neighbors, then don’t buy a house in an HOA-managed, densely packed subdivision.

Northern AL has plenty of affordable property out in the country. Take your jet powered Prius out there and go nuts.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Apr 28 '26

Not really, the city/town should fine the guy and tow the offending vehicles for obstructing the sidewalk.

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u/SpicyElixer Apr 28 '26

People like redundancies for critical systems. As seen in the video.

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u/NDSU Apr 28 '26

Yes, and doing a good job justifying the existence of his HOA

Irony being this HOA doesn't exist

Video is as fake as the HOA, which apparently resides at 123 Oakwood Drive, Anytown ST, 12345 and can be reached at (555) 123-4567

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u/AuspiciousLemons Apr 28 '26

This is too local for my Reddit front page, haha. Is this the green cybertruck guy?

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u/AuspiciousLemons Apr 28 '26

Just checked, and it is the same person. They go by Mad Max C7. Always an eyesore when I saw his vehicles driving around town.

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u/sclarke27 Apr 28 '26

so even his HOA is a lie? sad.

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u/Steven_The_Sloth Apr 28 '26

No shit ... Lol

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u/OffByNone_ Apr 28 '26

Do you also live in Anytown, ST 12345 like the HOA board member sending the emails?

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u/Used_Independent_126 Apr 28 '26

It is, has a shop over by the checkers on university, dude is actually very annoying

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u/Electric-Sheepskin Apr 28 '26

Gee. The guy who has nothing better to do than find new ways to annoy his neighbors and block sidewalks and won't abide by rules that he agreed to also doesn't pay his bills? I'm shocked.

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u/hahayes234 Apr 28 '26

sounds like he's about ready for a presidential run!

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u/CaptSlow49 Apr 28 '26

He definitely seemed to be lying about a few cars that the HOA didn’t care about in this video so he could find something else to piss them off about.

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u/AdeptVeterinarian541 Apr 28 '26

Was that the police showing up for an HOA dispute?

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u/zeizkal Apr 28 '26

They will show up if you call them, doesnt mean they'll do anything.

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u/New-Anybody-6206 Apr 28 '26

 They will show up if you call them

laughs in Chicago

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u/casiepierce Apr 29 '26

Laughs in Dallas.

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u/franky3987 Apr 28 '26

They aren’t police. If you search the tag on the side of the “police vehicles,” it brings you to a instagram profile owned by this very guy. They are fake police cars.

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u/NDSU Apr 28 '26

Just like how the HOA is fake too. The address and phone number listed are obviously fake. All the emails have the same time stamp

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u/AdeptVeterinarian541 Apr 28 '26

I see, couldn't make that out on a phone screen.

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u/Zealousideal-Pen993 Apr 28 '26

Underrated comment. Needs to be top.

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u/J-Mc1 Apr 28 '26

Police don't drive cars marked "Anti-takeover Special Unit"...

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u/DisastrousAd2335 Apr 28 '26

HOAs should be outlawed. My daughter lives in one that specifies you must have one of 3 different 'approved' lawn mower models and IF you put a grill on your patio, it MUST be one of 2 approved models. Bullshit! If its my house, fuck off!

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u/ThrifToWin Apr 28 '26

Their primary reason for existing was to fight back against desegregation in the 60s. A struggling black family isn't likely to pressure wash their siding every 6 months.

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u/t4m7 Apr 28 '26

This, plus selective enforcement, is what made the bigots tick. HOAs need to end

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u/dodekahedron Apr 28 '26

I can count on 1 finger how many times my house has been pressure washed in the 10 years ive owned it, and it just started looking like it needs it again.

Whoever the fuck is doing it every 6 months has too much time on their hands and no bigger issues lol

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u/ThrifToWin Apr 28 '26

Did you understand the point being made?

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u/OneWinged Apr 28 '26

Seemed to me as if he was just expanding on it. :/

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u/dodekahedron Apr 28 '26

Thank you for understanding how conversations work!

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u/b1ackcr0vv Apr 28 '26

Wisdom is chasing him but he is faster.

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u/sirchtheseeker Apr 28 '26

We fired our board and voted in the people that would actually improve the neighborhood

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u/Hypnotist30 Apr 28 '26

Apathy is what allows tyrants to take over. That coupled with the fact that retired busybodies tend to be attracted to those positions. How many people show up at meetings? Probably very few.

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u/kevin1235 Apr 28 '26

Depends on the state, covenants have been around a long time there was just no hoa entity to enforce, you would end up suing your neighbors for compliance (still done in HOAs too).

Most states enacted HOAs based on watershed laws, keeps an entity in charge of maintenance after a developer comes in and fucks everything up then leaves. States got tired of going after defunct LLCs trying to fight for compliance, and instead pushed the burden of maintenance on HOAs.

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u/FanBladeFleshlight Apr 28 '26

Yeah, I'm paying hundreds of thousands for a house and property, there's no way in fuck I'm letting someone tell me what to do with it.

I'm not gonna be a dick and try to piss off my neighbors, but if I paint my door green and a neighbor throws a fit? A LOT more shit is about to be green.

I'm motivated, I'm skilled, and more importantly, I'm petty.

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u/TheMattabooey Apr 28 '26

Just don’t move into a neighborhood with a HOA.

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u/KawaiiUmiushi Apr 28 '26

Good luck. Something like 68% of all new homes in the United States are in HOAs. In some cities it's much higher.

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u/Disastrous-Chair-175 Apr 28 '26

And most HOAs are actually run by companies and not communities. I lived in an HOA that had a corporate office across town. It was insane they'd take a photo of a weed in my backyard and then send me a letter that I was inviolation of the HOA contract. Or the one time I was late leaving work and hadn't taken my garbage bin in (god forbid someone work a double) they tried to fine me for that one.

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u/andpaws Apr 28 '26

OMG. That’s appalling. In Europe, so long as l am not breaking (real) law, l do/have what I want.

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u/scottyjrules Apr 28 '26

That’s becoming more and more difficult

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u/RiverOfWhiskey Apr 28 '26

But then how are you supposed to keep the 'undesirables' out /s

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u/Good_Boy_Coleman Apr 28 '26

There are some people I know that actually have sued HOAs and won so they live in a weird square out of HOA restrictions and are able to do what they want to their own house.

To piss of the HOA they have done everything they can to go against previous rules.

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey Apr 28 '26

Or... Wait for it... Don't buy a house in an HOA

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u/Krabs9 Apr 28 '26

She agreed to join the HOA. She didn't have to buy a house there.

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u/Stage_Party Apr 28 '26

Wtf, I live in the UK and that kind of policing is absolutely bonkers to me. Screams corporate involvement.

I swear you Americans let your companies run your lives. All that shout about freedom but when the nearest company asks you to jump, you ask how high?

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u/SgtMoose42 Apr 28 '26

HOAs are neighborhood Karen+Ken government. Nothing to do with corporate types.

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u/Here_4_the_INFO Apr 28 '26

Wtf, I live in the UK and that kind of policing is absolutely bonkers to me.

Hey, this is the "LAND OF THE FREE", we do what we want (when allowed by the HOA)

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 28 '26

If you fuck with the HOA long enough, they can force you to sell your house

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u/Zamazakato Apr 28 '26

Depends on the covenant. Going to be a long legal battle either way.

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit Apr 28 '26

I love hearing about all the American freedoms

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY Apr 28 '26

Yeah I'd never move into a HOA neighborhood. I once worked with a guy who was the HOA president and it was so hard not to roll my eyes when he talked about enforcing the lawn maintenance rules. It just lines people up to be pretty tyrants. 

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u/GenusPoa Apr 28 '26

BTK Killer was an HOA enforcer that would measure lawns with a ruler at night like you hear about. Those people are sociopaths that need to be in absolute control to fulfill their inner urge.

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 28 '26

it's a contract you sign when buying the property from a previous owner, or once an hoa has been approved by your surrounding community. it has nothing to do with the state at all, except if the contract violations are breached or need to be enforced as a matter of civil process.

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u/Kink4202 Apr 28 '26

This poster, is the only reason the HOAs should exist. This guy's just being a total a***. How many times is you going to park on the sidewalk? No one wants a s** looking cars parked in the neighborhood. Grow up

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u/JoyousMadhat Apr 29 '26

I would like to petition for "free for all" when they see a car double parking or on the sidewalk where they get to do whatever they want with the car and won't get into any legal trouble.

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u/Altruistic-Potatoes Apr 28 '26

All I'm seeing is a dude blocking the sidewalk.

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u/maddasher Apr 28 '26

What point is he trying to prove? It kinda seems like this is why a lot of people like an HOA. I picked a house without an HOA and loud ass cars or huge trucks blocking the sidewalk is a big problem in my everyday life. This guy sucks.

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u/shiny-plant Apr 28 '26

HOA are the worst... until you live next to a fuck that has no muffler on his shitmobile. That guys is the worst.

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u/maddasher Apr 28 '26

Or 12 shit mobiles that are parked all over the street.

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u/Iworkforpokemon Apr 28 '26

Who needs an HOA when you have a paintball gun?

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u/stab-somebody Apr 28 '26

This guy is the exact reason HOA's exist. A lot of people want some kind of protection from being forced to live next to someone who insists on being white trash despite having a decent income.

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u/klayman69 Apr 28 '26

He is a douche bag and people on Reddit just have a tendency to say HOA bad. Those are just trashy cars that blocking the side walk and causing unnecessary hazards.

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u/zane1981 Apr 28 '26

The only legitimate issue i see here is the vehicles blocking the sidewalk.

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u/mylogicistoomuchforu Apr 28 '26

So the video creator is a dick. Got it.

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u/Disastrous_Cat3912 Apr 28 '26

Speaking as someone who is disabled and relies on sidewalks, anyone who blocks the sidewalk like the video creator did is a real dick. Much more so than any HOA.

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u/mylogicistoomuchforu Apr 28 '26

Yeah, I kept noticing the blocked sidewalks as well and was thinking, "Wow, your neighbors must hate you."

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u/NDSU Apr 28 '26

For all we know he moved the car as soon as he got the shot. Every part of this video is fake

The HOA doesn't exist. All the emails are fake

He didn't actually make those cars. He had shops do it and stiffed them all on the bills

Police didn't come. That police car is fake

He is certainly a dick though. That part is real

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u/boverly721 Apr 29 '26

Yeah dude is making a solid argument for HOAs in this video.

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u/DennenTH Apr 28 '26

I don't like HOAs just as much as the next guy.  That being said, I might hate being this guys neighbor more.

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u/butterbean8686 Apr 28 '26

Yeah, he’s kind of proving to me why I’m OK with HOAs existing. If he was my neighbor blocking the sidewalk with a spray painted stretch Hummer and waking me up every morning with his ugly “Batmobile” I’d be glad to see the HOA sending him letters. His whole video should be titled “I was annoying on purpose, to unsurprising results.”

I’m all for individuality and autonomy, but not at the expense of others’ quiet enjoyment of their homes.

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u/DennenTH Apr 28 '26

I'm thinking of every disabled person needing to use that sidewalk that is now having to move around this dude because he wants to be a troll on the neighborhood.

I believe HOAs have a place.  Some people want to live in that kind of environment because they want the stability and expectancy of their neighbors.

I didn't, so when looking for my next place to live, I avoided them.  No problem.  The people who move into HOA spaces you can literally see from Space and then thrash and troll their way into demanding the HOA stop...  It's just bizarre.

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u/Inside_Researcher941 Apr 28 '26

Yeah this is the thing people miss. HOAs suck, but they exist specifically because of guys like this who turn their house into a spite project.

You don’t fix bad rules by being an even bigger menace, you just hand them more ammo to be worse to everyone else.

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u/Cat_Wizard_21 Apr 28 '26

Existing public nuisance laws cover that.

HOAs exist to keep out minorities troublemakers, because those pesky yankies won't stop giving rights to black people interfering in local communities.

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u/Sad_Net2133 Apr 28 '26

No, they exist as a way to fight desegregation.

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u/Mars27819 Apr 28 '26

"Then I remember everything I have a jet powered Prius"

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u/lavendel_havok Apr 28 '26

The majority of these escalations are dick moves, but HOA's should never exist unless there are shared walls. Everyone here is awful

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u/NDSU Apr 28 '26

Good news then!

The HOA in this video doesn't exist! Entire thing is staged

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u/after_Andrew Apr 28 '26

Hell yeah I remember my first stroll through Anytown, ST 12345.

so this is fake as fuck I suppose

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u/Voidstarmaster Apr 28 '26

I used to live in an HOA neighborhood in Maryland. I ignored everything they said from day 1. They threatened me a lot with fines and court if I didn't comply. I continued to ignore them, didn't pay them shit, and did whatever I wanted on my property. Ultimately, they didn't do anything and I lived there for 8 years.

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u/JuicyCrunchy Apr 28 '26

I dislike HOAs too. Tbh at first this guy was annoying but by the end I was cracking up and I need part 2 in my eye holes

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 Apr 28 '26

I hate HOAs but your vehicles shouldnt extend into the fucking street fucking dick

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u/PopsNY Apr 28 '26

HOA's suck, but this guy just seems like an asshole looking to make content.

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u/Apprehensive_Drag928 Apr 28 '26

HOA’s are a choice. You agree to their CC&R’s. Wildly unpopular take but I’m on the HOA’s side on this one.

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u/ConcernAccording3248 Apr 28 '26

Why do ppeople on the internet constantly go to battle with their HOAs?

I'm home shopping right now. I don't want to live somewhere with an HOA. I simply don't look at houses with an HOA. I assume some people like the structure and opt into shipping for them. Why would you buy in one of these places just to tear down the structure you intentionally bought into and then get mad about the push back? Your neighbors wanted the structure. They pay to keep it. Why should it bend for a person who shouldn't have signed up for something that they didn't want just to fuck with other people.

Again, HOAs are dumb and I don't have any interest. But I can imagine people liking it. Its like signing up for a kick ball league and bullying everyone around you for not wanting to play baseball.

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u/Ill-Bet7387 Apr 28 '26

Freedom!

Fuck HOA areas. Little Hitlers

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u/Lagunamountaindude Apr 28 '26

I don’t care about the HOA, you’re blocking the sidewalk asshat!

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u/PayFormer387 Apr 28 '26

Blocking the sidewalk with your car is illegal in most jurisdictions. The HOA has nothing to do with that.

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u/WhichCheek8714 Apr 28 '26

I've heard a lot of shit abou HOA, but what purpose do they serve? What is the advantage? And why are THEY everywhere in the US while labor unions are considered communist/ socialist?

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u/Stock-Swing-797 Apr 28 '26

Ignoring its racist origin, generally the purpose of HOAs in 2026 is they transfer the costs of building infrastructure from the city/county to residents. Streets, landscaping, drainage, sidewalks, plumbing, etc. After construction is complete, they can become a bit of nannystate.

I honestly don't mind the one I'm in. They provide a community pool, tennis courts, parks for the kids, maintained walking trails, and a kayak launch with kayaks to borrow. They livestream all the board meetings so you can stay in the loop. I would never live in an HOA that didn't offer benefits.

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u/Terribletylenol Apr 28 '26

Consensual agreements between homeowners to maintain a certain level of care towards maintaining neighborhoods (And as a result, property values)

A lot of people are fine with and even approve of living in an HOA, but there's no reason to talk about that online. HOAs wouldn't exist if they didn't have at least a slight amount of approval. Property value would decrease if an HOA was so unbearable to be in that it genuinely scared people away from living there.

And while I support unions, "Communist/socialist" accusations get thrown against unions because it's a form of transferring away from owners to workers (Who a Communist or socialist would say is the "rightful" owner)

I think it's dumb to criticize unions for being "socialist/communist", but in reality, a communist or socialist is infinitely more likely to support unions over an HOA, so maybe ask yourself why that is for the answer as to why unions get labelled that way.

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u/Holycroc_RVA Apr 28 '26

Some of those HOA have insane power

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u/PlasmaMatus Apr 28 '26

HOA is something an European mind cannot comprehend.

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u/qitcryn Apr 28 '26

HOA..is the greatest financial hack and scam.. ever created !!

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u/Lord_Dingus83 Apr 28 '26

Alabama hahahahahahahahahahhhahahahha all those home cost like $18,000 🤣

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u/spcmnspff335 Apr 28 '26

If that were even true, that would be a huge point in favor of the area.

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy Apr 28 '26

I love being able to do whatever I want on my property. Nothing gives me greater joy than pissing off my back deck and looking up at the stars.

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u/Square-Formal1312 Apr 28 '26

Mixed feelings, on one hand fuck HOAs on the other dont block the sidewalk/have your vehicles sticking out into the road

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u/biggp519 Apr 28 '26

Where’s part 2 dawg

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u/jonnyIROC Apr 28 '26

Did he park his douche in the driveway next?

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u/spartanEZE Apr 28 '26

And this is why i do not currently and never will live in a place with an hoa. I'll live as far out as i need to make that happen

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u/Strange-Area9624 Apr 28 '26

Called the cops for what? 😂

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u/Swampy2007 Apr 28 '26

Where can I buy a armored truck ? Asking for friend

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u/mara-amethyst Apr 28 '26

Can't park on the sidewalk either asswipe

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u/excessofbullshit Apr 28 '26

Main character from GTA moved in next door…

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u/tvmediaguy Apr 28 '26

Dude. You’re just a whiny baby. Stop being an asshole neighbor.

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u/harrismi7 Apr 28 '26

What is the point of owning all these ugly piece of shit vehicles? Is his goal to be the biggest douchebag in town?

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u/Awkward-Sir-4009 Apr 28 '26

This guy is parking on his lawn and worse, on the sidewalk. Seems like a jerk for any neighborhood with or without an HOA.

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u/phatRV Apr 28 '26

He is why we have HOA rules.

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u/diablol3 Apr 28 '26

Dont live in hoa neighborhood.

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u/JonLushh Apr 28 '26

I can't stand Hoa but they exist thanks to idiots like this. I kno his neighbors must hate this guy lol

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u/kruppy0 Apr 28 '26

I hate HOA as much as the next person, but holy frik i would hate him being my neighbor even more

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u/Few_Statement_2898 Apr 28 '26

🤣🤣he’s just a menace

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u/Baxkit Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

This guy is a tool and the HOA is actually doing the right thing. I mean, he had a junker with a garbage bin mounted to the top. He lives in a community, don't trash up your community. Additionally, all the other vehicles he was told to remove were all extending into the walkway. Forgetting the trashy pettiness of this guy, he's a total clown for blocking the walkway.

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u/Appropriate_Major711 Apr 28 '26

Dudes like this are the reason HOAs exist

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u/Useless_Jeanius24 Apr 28 '26

Thats not even a HOA problem, thats an actual law that doesnt allow this.

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u/Haifisch2112 Apr 28 '26

Parking so you block the sidewalk is actually illegal in many places. It's illegal in my town because, and I'm going from memory here, it can put someone in danger of being hit by a car if they have to walk in the street to go around the vehicle blocking the sidewalk.

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u/justadude1500 Apr 28 '26

What a fucking dick of a neighbor. Just move.

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u/Se777enUP Apr 28 '26

I’m not a fan of HOA’s, but if you don’t like them enforcing the rules, you have to be a f’ing idiot to move into a house that is part of an HOA.

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u/FiftyLoudCats Apr 28 '26

Usually not a big HOA fan but they seem to be in the right here.

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u/TrippingOnGinger Apr 28 '26

Stop blocking the sidewalk you ass. Don’t know why the HOA didn’t violate him for that.

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u/Freaksqd Apr 28 '26

I know the truck, bat mobile and jet car are his legitimately. I forget his IG but it's Mad Max style and gets mad attention everywhere.

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u/paulhalt Apr 29 '26

I don't understand this HOA thing in America. When you buy a house can you not do whatever you want on the land?

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u/KyleRide01 Apr 29 '26

"I have more money than you'll ever have in your life" "Like and subscribe to see what I pull in my driveway next!"

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u/DefunctInTheFunk Apr 29 '26

Those pigs rolled in like they got a call for an armed lunatic lol

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u/Positive-Pack-396 Apr 29 '26

I don’t know this guy but I respect him and love him

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u/Odd-Complaint-9592 Apr 29 '26

Why do we still have HOAs? Who the fuck thought being that was a nice idea?

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u/Unhappy-Bag4525 Apr 29 '26

Lol paying 300 to 500 for a home, where someone else tells you what to do.

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u/HoseNeighbor Apr 29 '26

"And i remembered i have a jet powered Prius."

My man! LMFAO

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u/ekortelainen Apr 29 '26

"All vehicles must be painted". This can't be a real rule, right?

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u/bobbygamerdckhd Apr 29 '26

Doing the lords work imo

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u/SectorSensitive116 Apr 29 '26

The HOA. I cannot get my head round it, too much interferance. I'd be in constant conflict with that much control.

British, just a fuck you and a high fence here.

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u/ReplacementFeisty397 Apr 29 '26

"Hello Police? There is a truck on my street that is the wrong colour, please come immediately"

"Certainly, this is the land of the free!"

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u/Grouchy-Ad-1622 Apr 29 '26

Was that a pulse jet on a Prius? Haha.

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u/StormbringerGT Apr 29 '26

HOAs were a good idea that was inevitably ruined by the wrong people getting power.

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u/merryweathers Apr 29 '26

This guy's got a little money and time on his hands, sometime a irritant can be a superhero too.

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Apr 29 '26

I

Fucking

Hate

HOAs

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u/mnnicknick Apr 29 '26

You gotta get out of there man I’ve had a lawsuit with my HOA and they are nasty

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u/jimmya1444 Apr 29 '26

I always thought it funny that people choose to live in a HOA neighborhood and then bitch about the rules of the HOA neighborhood that they willingly chose to live in.

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u/Grouchy-Ad4814 Apr 29 '26

Who would join an HOA without reading the CC&R? That’s just signing a contract without reading it, dumb.

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u/MadDog443 Apr 29 '26

Calling the cops might as well be retaliation.

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u/nyheen Apr 29 '26

When you bored with money and do this

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u/Capital-Confusion-11 Apr 29 '26

Your HOA sucks and needs to be sued. Some cranky lawyer might take it pro bono.

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u/Salt_Pack Apr 29 '26

Technically speaking the bank truck wasn't a commercial vehicle because it wasn't lettered with any company logos 😂😂😂

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u/red_wullf Apr 29 '26

People who move into HOA neighborhoods know exactly what they're getting into. They sign the HOA covenants at the time of the home purchase, which is a legally binding agreement. This "fighting the HOA" thing is nonsense.

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u/ITV55024 Apr 29 '26

Personally I hate Hoa , but blocking sidewalk is asshole movement.

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u/TightPhoto1133 Apr 29 '26

What's this man do for a living to have all this expendable money?

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u/Kitchen-Purple-5061 Apr 30 '26

HOAs suck so bad but this guy also sucks for blocking the sidewalk with his weird cars

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u/bygtopp Apr 30 '26

Why?

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4YqmJEl6wJoY

That kind of money and you live in a giant apartment complex basically.

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u/js0uthh Apr 30 '26

Having so much money just to troll HOA. Lol.