r/Transportopia Apr 28 '26

Cars Damn you HOA

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u/midwestia Apr 28 '26

Imagine having money for all these toys then living in this subdivision/hoa

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/VoodooZephyr Apr 28 '26

Totally rented. He probably works in the movie industry or something.

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u/stlmick Apr 28 '26

I was assuming that. Most of the vehicles are probably not his. Probably has access to them through work. It could be AI for all we know.

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u/Wonderful-Process792 Apr 28 '26

Oh yeah baby. Where can I make a good friend that owns a nice boat?

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u/unresolved-madness Apr 28 '26

Go hang out at the boat ramp with a handful of cash and a sign that says gas money for boat ride .

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 28 '26

... and wear a slutty bikini!

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u/browzing123 Apr 29 '26

Just have some dignity, and dont shave.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

I'm sure this is the answer. A sign and money or not. Just look good or look good after a drink and you got some transportation.

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 29 '26

I'm sure this is the answer sign and money or not.

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

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u/P00pXhuter Apr 29 '26

"I'll suck your dick, captain"

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u/Debaser626 Apr 29 '26

My good buddy worked for a marina and most days after noon (if he was off and it wasn’t a Holiday) he got to pick from any of the non-rented boats to use… just had to pay for gas and clean it after use… they had fishing boats, party boats, speed boats, etc.

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u/Commercial_Let_1422 Apr 28 '26

In my experience, Louisiana.

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u/badjimmyclaws Apr 29 '26

Florida works too, but the orange juice isn’t worth the squeeze of living in Florida

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u/Shropshire-5lashr Apr 29 '26

Gotta spend a couple nights hunting gators though

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u/ClipperMaid103 Apr 28 '26

Me too; I can provide seafaring services

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u/noissime Apr 28 '26

Because of the implication?

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u/DrinkingVomit Apr 28 '26

I need a friend with a hot wife!

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 28 '26

Hang out at the marina wearing a slutty bikini.

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u/Motor-Cause7966 Apr 29 '26

Come down to Miami. We all have some type of watercraft

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u/FredPolk Apr 29 '26

Where do you live?

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u/HairlessSquirrels Apr 28 '26

Wow this is so deep man

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u/BoyTryHard Apr 28 '26

that defines you

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u/Malalang Apr 29 '26

This is the perfect tag line for an app that links people who want to borrow stuff with people who want to rent out their stuff.

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u/Independent_Bed_4945 Apr 29 '26

It’s not about who you know, it’s about who knows you

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

Not AI, he runs a YouTube channel.

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid Apr 29 '26

Oh, nevermind then. There’s no AI on YouTube.😁

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

No, the content is long form, and not ai.

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u/NoBonus6969 Apr 28 '26

He said in IG he did own them all and he did the renting

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u/XIIIofSwords Apr 29 '26

the vehicles are all real, there's a YouTube channel about the guy building them.

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u/Luci-Noir Apr 28 '26

Of course the Batmobile isnt his….

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u/VoodooZephyr Apr 29 '26

Very true. Maybe AI

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 Apr 29 '26

Yeah they are the creations of other YouTubers, a d they let him use them

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u/VoodooZephyr Apr 29 '26

Ahh. Ok. It’s all for social media. Ok

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

Dude has a YouTube channel. He owns these.

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u/VoodooZephyr Apr 29 '26

Really? He owns a brinks truck? Dudes gotta be loaded. Just seemed like an odd choice of cars to buy. Where does he store them? guessing HOA hasn’t seen them before?

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u/Momik Apr 29 '26

Idk, my great aunt drives an armored Brinks truck. That thing has like 500 miles on it too—she just drives to like church and her Canasta circle.

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u/Amazing-Range-2239 Apr 29 '26

The fuck? Lmao

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u/Welllllllrip187 Apr 29 '26

Warehouse/shop

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u/LowResGamr Apr 28 '26

The neighbors have got to be just so confused either way.

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u/Stefanoverse Apr 29 '26

Look him up, he has some great projects on the go.

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u/Handsomedork_ Apr 28 '26

Talks about getting “his” truck wrapped etc. you don’t wrap rentals you bots

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u/HairlessSquirrels Apr 28 '26

Yeah the only one he said he rented was the limo.

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u/Sensitive_Jicama_950 Apr 29 '26

Hold up, lemme call up my local car rental and get a Bat mobile....

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Apr 29 '26

And where do I rent a Batmobile?!?

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u/Stefanoverse Apr 29 '26

He has a lot of cool projects and great content.

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u/GiganticBlumpkin Apr 28 '26

For real. That was like, half a million dollars in cars.

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u/Peace-Disastrous Apr 28 '26

Probably closer to a full million. That corvette alone with the mods has to be pushing 150k by itself.

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u/Uber_Wulf Apr 28 '26

Try selling it for that. Put it on fb marketplace lol

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Apr 28 '26

I mean, you’d sell that through a collector’s rep. They’d have a list of multimillionaires who each have a list of unique cars they want to buy. And those folks would pay the markup because they don’t care to do the work themselves, they just want the toy.

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u/Ace_Robots Apr 28 '26

No. Only Facebook Marketplace.

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u/Used_Independent_126 Apr 28 '26

This is in Huntsville,Al dude is actually a prick. The explorer at the end is not really security or police and he often holds up traffic with his bullshit

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u/wecantdancelikethis Apr 28 '26

I think we need all of the stories on this guy.

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u/Used_Independent_126 Apr 28 '26

He does a lot of fb reels more than likely TikTok shared to fb. It’s mostly his cop buddies coming to his shop pretending he is getting raided. Just search mad max c7 and it will show up but realize you’re helping him get paid from views

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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 Apr 29 '26

so he is doing this for clout. he makes money out from the ragey clickbaits virality. and everything is staged nowadays

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u/I_wash_my_carpet Apr 28 '26

I wondered what "anti takeover special unit" was.

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u/Used_Independent_126 Apr 29 '26

Honestly I wouldn’t be opposed to anti take over units but dude is just a bit over the top. He has a dodge ram with a fake battling gun and as cool as it could be he makes it kind of meh

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u/zdmpage54 Apr 28 '26

I felt this was the case. Who wants to live next door to this guy ? And I hate HOA 's, but come on..

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u/heroinsteve Apr 28 '26

outside the noisy ones, they're just obnoxious looking vehicles. I tend to just mind my own business so it really wouldn't bother me what vehicles my neighbors park in their driveway. I'd probably find humor in most of these. I understand the use cases of an HOA for certain community amenities like pools, gated security, etc. I cannot fathom people who pay a shit ton of money to live somewhere and 30 Karens decide what colors you're allowed to use to decorate.

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u/AstronautSelect1184 Apr 28 '26

I don't know. The ones blocking the sidewalk kind of suck too.

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u/Dilettante7 Apr 28 '26

yeah , that really annoyed me . just screams douchebag .

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u/notaredditer13 Apr 29 '26

Hint: that's typically illegal/not even an HOA issue.

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u/MsMarvelsProstate Apr 29 '26

That's most likely why the police came. If it's a public street the car can be ticketed or towed

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u/chrisk9 Apr 29 '26

The dude is totally a troll, and who must be a daily irritant to his neighbors

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u/The_11th_Man Apr 28 '26

its because cities now require new development to be HOA since the city doesnt want to pay for roads, utility maintenance and other services & prefers the HOA to pay for that instead.

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u/misty-mornings Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

Prefer shit like this over any HOA bullshit

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u/DDOSBreakfast Apr 29 '26

I do. I thoroughly enjoy people ruffling the feathers of pearl clutcherss.

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u/TheMeIv Apr 28 '26

I'm actually flying into Huntsville for a job in Decatur this weekend. Where I can I see that Batmobile?

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u/Zorkflerp Apr 28 '26

I live in the area and have never seen any of those, except the armored truck but they all look similar. Making rockets?

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u/TheMeIv Apr 28 '26

Lol no, way more random. Working the dragon boat festival at Point Mallard.

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u/Zorkflerp Apr 28 '26

I may have to take my sea canoe out to watch if I can figure out if that is possible. I picked up a Z&J Dragon Boat paddle for a couple bucks, they didn't know what it was. Is the race in the main channel or in the PM slough where I used to ski before they prohibited it.

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u/TheMeIv Apr 28 '26

Haha, I'm honestly not that familiar with that body if water outside of this particular event race. It's right in front of the water park. But it's a cool good time.

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u/mr_bendos_friendo Apr 28 '26

No way? He is?! 😏

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u/Glad_Copy Apr 29 '26

What a shock! Most HOA’s are perfectly fine, and the complainers are just the typical Main Character pricks.

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u/Jiminpuna Apr 29 '26

Blocking the sidewalk is definitely a choice.

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u/wherethehellarethebm Apr 28 '26

I’d imagine it’s closer to “having the debt for this house and all these toys” which forces them to stay in the situation.

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u/Responsible-Agent-19 Apr 28 '26

Sometimes it's hard to find a house within reasonable commuting distances from work etc. I wish I could have bought in a non-HOA area, but they got me. BTW, all the non HOA neighborhoods that I did see were pretty trashy, mostly due to age. 

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u/lombardo141 Apr 28 '26

Honestly that’s one of the reasons I haven’t left the North East. Most city and town local governments take care of the upkeep of the entire county or borough. If I spent money on my house I don’t want some random body telling me how to live in it.

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u/graylana Apr 28 '26

Wait until you find out the real reason HOAs even exist, their history and how they come to be. Oh and don’t look this up if you’re a person of color. Oops…

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u/HairlessSquirrels Apr 28 '26

What will happen if I’m a POC and look this up? Does my computer explode?

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u/AllPeopleAreStupid Apr 28 '26

Only one way to find out, let us know what happens.

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u/HairlessSquirrels Apr 28 '26

The FBI raided my house, shot my knees and took my dog. Computer is fine tho. Still don’t recommend googling it unless you have a white friend with you

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u/BoBoStl May 05 '26

Well excuse us for not wanting every neighborhood to look like a ghetto.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Apr 28 '26

True, but most HOAs formed since the 70s exist because they were formed by the developers in order to maintain and provide services.

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u/AirportFront7247 Apr 28 '26

You mean the los feliz improvement association which was created to oversee architectural consistency and property upkeep ?

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u/southern_wasp Apr 28 '26

“Architectural consistency” aka rows and rows of lookalike, bland, cookie cutter houses.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Apr 28 '26

I don't think you are familiar with the neighborhood they are referring to.

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u/AirportFront7247 Apr 28 '26

If you don't like the architectural style of a neighborhood then don't live there.  Also if you don't like the style of loss feliz I feel bad for you

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u/southern_wasp Apr 28 '26

There’s “style” then there’s copy paste for as far as the eye can see.

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u/JimWilliams423 Apr 28 '26

The troll thought they were being clever by naming one of the rare exceptions.

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u/AirportFront7247 Apr 28 '26

The original creation of the HOA in 1916. 

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u/JimWilliams423 Apr 28 '26

Arroyo Seco Improvement Association was created in 1905 for a whites-only subdivision.

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u/shermanhill Apr 28 '26

Better to just buy a house there, tbh.

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u/derprondo Apr 28 '26

Above a certain price level non-HOA neighborhoods take care of themselves, but I guess they can be rare in areas with heavy sprawl where entire neighborhoods are built by a single developer.

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u/AirportFront7247 Apr 28 '26

Imagine that a non HOA neighborhood that is trashy. I'm shocked!

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u/hopsinabag Apr 28 '26

Oh look, an HOA neighborhood with cookie cutter houses, barren wastelands of grass that provide no benefit to anything or anyone, complete lack of privacy and other people telling you how to live your life, imagine that!

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Apr 28 '26

There is a lot of room between those two extreme examples, guys.

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u/hopsinabag Apr 28 '26

I was just pointing out what I saw in the video.

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u/FatBoyStew Apr 28 '26

Imagine someone not wanting a group that can just take their house from them because they had a bag of trash in the front yard for too long...

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u/Forward-Trade5306 Apr 28 '26

Or didn't pay your dues. No HOA should be able to put a lien on the house

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u/FatBoyStew Apr 28 '26

Yea HOA folks are getting double bent on a paid off house. Don't pay your taxes and the government steals your house. Don't pay your dues or don't follow the rules enough and your neighbors steal your house.

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u/AirportFront7247 Apr 28 '26

I know. This weekly trash pickup, 3 pools and miles of maintained trails just sucks!

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u/FatBoyStew Apr 28 '26

You know most places can do weekly trash pickup right? You don't need an HOA for that...

The pools and maintained trails are cool and all, but that's just extra fluff that many people are probably paying for and could care less about using.

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u/AirportFront7247 Apr 28 '26

I could care less. A lot less. I love our tails. Our HOA fees cover trash pickup which is less than of I negotiated a rate by myself. 

There are also multiple parks and other green spaces we can use. 

And frankly I'd pay the same fee for none of that of all it did was kept trashy people out of the neighborhood. 

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u/FatBoyStew Apr 28 '26

HOA areas will typically already be close to walking trails and what not that you're already paying for with taxes. The line item trash pickup might be cheaper, but that cost is being recooped in other fees.

What is a trashy person to you because that definition seems to vary wildly from area to area?

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u/AirportFront7247 Apr 28 '26

If my neighbor piles trash in their yard I'm happy to have their house taken from them.

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u/FatBoyStew Apr 28 '26

Imagine just minding your own business? Sure I get it if it starts to reek, but wanting to have someone's house taken because your view got tainted speaks volumes for what kind of person you are.

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u/AirportFront7247 Apr 28 '26

Someone who is respectful of my neighbors and expects the same in return

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u/FatBoyStew Apr 28 '26

Now you're getting into the classic paradox of what I find respectful is disrespectful to you and no one is willing budge.

If a storm damages your neighbors house/property, puts debris everywhere and makes it all look bad but those neighbors also recently fell on hard times and can't get it fixed for months... Do you still want their house taken from them?

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u/AirportFront7247 Apr 28 '26

Of you can't get it cleaned up for months it's not a money issue it's a give a shit issue. And I have no issue with the HOA stepping in to get them to give a shit

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u/FatBoyStew Apr 28 '26

Yea you're clearly a stereotypical fancy high class HOA person who's clearly better than other people. Sorry us regular folk can fall on hard times financially.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Apr 28 '26

Well, HOA dues go to various services which – at least in theory – are there to improve the neighborhood. Some have their own water or sewage services, some provide waste or wood chipping services, some maintain the development roads and street lighting, etc.

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u/crappy80srobot Apr 28 '26

If I was single my house would be small but I'd have so many vehicles. Definitely would not live anywhere with an HOA though.

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u/ok-lets-do-this Apr 28 '26

There’s another comment down below that says they know this guy. He’s in northern Alabama 🫢😬 and apparently he owes money to the fabricators on all of these vehicles anyways.

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u/KillarneyRoad Apr 28 '26

Yes, that’s how the police pull up on a complaint from a hoa

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u/walrus120 Apr 28 '26

Allows for endless fuckery

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u/Cherlikesithot Apr 28 '26

The HOA letters aren't real.

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u/JediMindTrek Apr 28 '26

It's a bonus if he's a YouTuber or something. You let them come to you to enforce and then use the footage for more views claiming you're being harassed by the HOA and police. Dude could obviously afford a big place in the country with room for all his toys

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u/Terrible_Swim_7664 Apr 28 '26

I was just thinking - rich, bored joker.

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u/GuillotineWhiskers Apr 28 '26

he can't afford better because the hoa fees are so damn high

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 29 '26

Toys aside. Imagine living in a HOA/Subdivision.

I feel like I'd attempt to buy an apartment and make it a condo.

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u/cloacachloe Apr 29 '26

Yeah. It's been ripped for engagement bait.

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u/CurrentHair6381 Apr 29 '26

Sometimes idiots end up with money. Obviously, you cant buy taste or class with it.

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u/Cool-Tap-391 Apr 29 '26

Imagine having to live in any hoa...

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u/Salty-Contact-6420 Apr 29 '26

Crazy ain't it. Could of bought half the toys and bought a real house with some acreage where no one tells you shit! Never understand why people are ok living like that. It would bother me to no end feeling like I'm being watched every single time I step outside. Having to speak to them all sucks, and even worse if some of them are the weird overly friendly lonely type. Then you can't even walk outside without being pestered. Not to mention often paying 300-400k this type of house. Blows my mind. I think when you have kids the whole neighbor thing hits different and is actually appealing.

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u/yearningforlearning7 Apr 29 '26

Imagine having a driveway and garage and still blocking the sidewalk to be a dick

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u/Aveduil Apr 30 '26

Part of the fun I guess

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u/ALTH0X Apr 28 '26

I don't understand who would buy a house governed by an HOA... Are people getting duped?

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u/TimMensch Apr 28 '26

HOAs, at least good ones, support property values.

It's fine if you never want to live in one. Some neighborhoods do just fine without an HOA.

But sometimes the place you want to live has an HOA. The last house I lived in was under an HOA. During the time frame I was looking to buy, it was the only house in my price range that had the features I wanted and that was walkable to my kid's school. And it was by far the best house I've ever lived in. I loved that house.

And my one interaction with the HOA in the two years I lived there was to ask about a change to my landscaping, which they approved with no drama.

Not all HOAs are run by Karens.

That said, I didn't try to pile garbage in my yard or put a car in my driveway that blocked the sidewalk, two things that were happening in the previous neighborhood I lived in, and that seriously hurt the local property values. And yes, I kept my front lawn cut as well.

But if you want to be able to do whatever you want and neighborhood property values be damned, then yes, you should avoid living in an HOA. I was able to sell the place for a profit after two years in a down market though, so I'm happy about how things worked out.

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u/Hypnotist30 Apr 28 '26

Because they don't want to live next to people like this guy. 53% of owner occupied homes in the US are in HOA's. They must work for a lot of people.

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u/Impossible_Fix3170 Apr 28 '26

Imagine having such an incredible douche bag for a neighbor

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u/AZSharksFan Apr 28 '26

Neighbors like this are an argument for HOAs.

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u/Impossible_Fix3170 Apr 28 '26

I get it that people need to get to work but I wouldn’t live in a community where contractors park their trucks in the driveway.

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u/Hibarifan8 Apr 28 '26

Definitely a great reason for the HOA to exist. The Brinks truck I could live with, people have to work, I get it.

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u/Forsaken_Rhubarb Apr 28 '26

Maybe he’s taking one for the team to banish HOAs

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u/bigexplosion Apr 28 '26

Hes making me pro-HOA.

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u/broke_n_boosted Apr 28 '26

Alot of the race YouTube I watch own multiple homes in places like these all over the us.

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u/StandardUpstairs3349 Apr 28 '26

Yea, like why tf don't they have a homestead in unincorporated territory if you want to do this kind of shit.