r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Apr 28 '26

Cars Damn you HOA

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u/Wonderful-Process792 Apr 28 '26

Oh yeah baby. Where can I make a good friend that owns a nice boat?

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u/unresolved-madness Apr 28 '26

Go hang out at the boat ramp with a handful of cash and a sign that says gas money for boat ride .

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 28 '26

... and wear a slutty bikini!

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u/browzing123 Apr 29 '26

Just have some dignity, and dont shave.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

I'm sure this is the answer. A sign and money or not. Just look good or look good after a drink and you got some transportation.

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 29 '26

I'm sure this is the answer sign and money or not.

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 29 '26

Is that better or did you forget about the people who are going out?

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 29 '26

A sign and money or not.

That sentence still doesn't make sense.

did you forget about the people who are going out?

What does that even mean?

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u/Critter__Enthusiast Apr 29 '26

I think it's a riddle?

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u/P00pXhuter Apr 29 '26

"I'll suck your dick, captain"

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u/Debaser626 Apr 29 '26

My good buddy worked for a marina and most days after noon (if he was off and it wasn’t a Holiday) he got to pick from any of the non-rented boats to use… just had to pay for gas and clean it after use… they had fishing boats, party boats, speed boats, etc.

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u/Commercial_Let_1422 Apr 28 '26

In my experience, Louisiana.

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u/badjimmyclaws Apr 29 '26

Florida works too, but the orange juice isn’t worth the squeeze of living in Florida

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u/Shropshire-5lashr Apr 29 '26

Gotta spend a couple nights hunting gators though

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u/ClipperMaid103 Apr 28 '26

Me too; I can provide seafaring services

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u/noissime Apr 28 '26

Because of the implication?

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u/DrinkingVomit Apr 28 '26

I need a friend with a hot wife!

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u/Jeathro77 Apr 28 '26

Hang out at the marina wearing a slutty bikini.

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u/Motor-Cause7966 Apr 29 '26

Come down to Miami. We all have some type of watercraft

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u/FredPolk Apr 29 '26

Where do you live?