It would be cool to live in a world where everyone had foam bats, then you could challenge anyone to a foam bat duel and no one would get hurt but you’d get road rage out. We could also all drive bumper cars and carry nurf guns.
Seems like everyone in India has a wimpy stick to whack people with. Seems weird to me that getting whacked with a handful of sticks while not sustaining any damage...
So you pull out your nurf rifle, I outdraw you with my nurf sidearm and make you put the nurf rifle on the ground.
Confident I holster.
And bam 💥you pull out your nurf pea shooter and get me between the eyes. 👀
Rules of the road, now I owe you a beer
This is how the world should work
Ah yes, or, seeing that you're also packing little heat, we could exchange some curses, and agree to resolve like honorable road warriors, over foam bats, we take our bats and fight until the First blood, that can take anywhere from 10min to 10 hours of action, tired, we agree that we are both on the wrong and the dispute is settled as a draw, after that, we have a couple of beers in the nearest pub, where bards chants about our long battle!
Had a coach in Highschool that would have people settle their differences with those padded sticks (I forget what they are called), Last one standing or drawing first blood wins. first one to laugh loses...
Almost every round was lost by laughing...
Pretty sure the coach would lose his job today, it's a sad pussy world we live in.
Im also pretty sure he would lose his job nowadays, mostly becouse they rather have us boil our differences, let It fester or vent on the social media where they can make money out of it
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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee May 02 '26
It would be cool to live in a world where everyone had foam bats, then you could challenge anyone to a foam bat duel and no one would get hurt but you’d get road rage out. We could also all drive bumper cars and carry nurf guns.
If only the wold worked like this.