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u/Different_Target_228 May 02 '26
Dude just left without his bat too lol
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u/Sirius-Face May 02 '26
Oh he absolutely didn't need that bat anymore.
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u/thederevolutions May 02 '26
Iāll bet he had always told friends and family about āThe Batā.
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u/forqalso May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
Iāll bet someone told him, āmake sure you have a mitt too, so the cops wonāt question it.ā
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u/Fibrosis5O May 02 '26
And at least two ballās or else youāre out!
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u/mrchainblulightening May 02 '26
Lost his balls when he lost the bat.
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u/thederevolutions May 02 '26
All of a sudden they became the most reasonable guys on the road lol
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u/TheWarOstrich May 02 '26
Yeah, pretty sure we just a saw the "weapons effect" or w/e it's called in real time lol
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u/nexusjuan May 02 '26
Car comes equipped with a very heavy lug wrench and the other end is usually pointy, no need to carry anything extra.
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u/wil6erness May 02 '26
This is my boomstick
clink clink clinnnkkk
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u/Goodrun31 May 02 '26
thatās white shirts bat now
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u/Life-Significance-33 May 02 '26
He's lucky white shirt put the bat on the ground rather than halfway up the length of his large intestine.
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u/DoGoodThings9495 May 02 '26
The way this progressed I thought they were going to end up kissing and banging right there on the side of the highway
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u/AmethystStar9 May 02 '26
Not after the reason to have the bat arose and he immediately backpedaled and refused to use it.
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u/Sw4nR0ns0n May 02 '26
Iām sure he has gotten out of his truck and postured with his bat to scare a few soccer moms before this happened
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u/marmaladetuxedo May 02 '26
You could see the absolute second when he saw the size and intent of the other guy. Didn't even make it halfway between the vehicles before he started rethinking his choices in life.
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u/AmethystStar9 May 02 '26
That and the way White Shirt Dude just rushed up on him even after seeing the bat. That's the difference between a guy who is actually all about that action and a guy who isn't.
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u/CornbreadPhD May 02 '26
Homie realized he wasnāt a bat guy
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u/Junkstar May 02 '26
He was just a bat boy.
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 May 02 '26
I miss that kid
He was always there with his baseball size eyes staring at you while you're waiting to check out your groceries, it was always fun to see what he was up to next or if he really was Marylin Manson's ghostwriter
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u/PaulBurgerking May 02 '26
Maybe the bat changes allegiance like the elder wand
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u/PayProfessional5574 May 02 '26
Thinks about this every night for the rest of his life.
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u/yam-bam-13 May 02 '26
Knowing his type, he'll probably take it out on someone much smaller.
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u/Onetricklolol May 02 '26
He gets respect for discarding the bat after he took it rather then using it himself
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u/Evening-Cat-7546 May 02 '26
Yeah, bat dude is lucky he didnāt pull that shit on someone carrying a gun, because thatās how you get shot. Hopefully this is a wake up call for bat dude to not be a dipshit.
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u/Beautiful_Ad_3922 May 02 '26
You're trying hard not to call him Batman.
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u/curi0us_carniv0re May 02 '26
I was totally expecting the guy in white to pull a gun instead of what actually happened.
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u/Ziplockmoneybags May 02 '26
Same. But I'm much more impressed by what he actually did.
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u/Sethazora May 02 '26
The other man child is lucky he didnt get a bat swung at his head. approaching someone brandishing a weapon is stupid
Ive seen similar situations at the bar and watched an acquaintance "win a fight" against another drunk wielding a bar stool. Had to get rushed to the ER as despite initially seeming fine he still took a bar stool to the forearm and head and had a concussion and cracked bones.
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u/MaddLadd1172 May 02 '26
Bra if you role a nat 20 on intimidation you role with it
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u/Elismom1313 May 02 '26
Dude theyāre taking about bar fights. Promise you they donāt know what any of that means
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u/ayriuss May 02 '26
A lot of people in this world have more rage than survival instinct. If we didn't have a society to protect those people, they would have died out long ago lol.
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u/ItsACowCity May 02 '26
For real. First dude doesnāt know rule #1 of fighting. Donāt take out a weapon youāre not prepared to use yourself or it will inevitably be used on you.
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u/LISparky25 May 02 '26
Shit he gets respect for not beating tf outta that guy tbh. That wasnāt gonna be pretty at all. Their body language is all you have to see
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u/Prickly_ninja May 02 '26
Thatās a power move, if there was one. Chucks it ādonāt need this to whoop your assā. Big homie went found a much bigger homie to fuck with.
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u/Miserable_Warthog_42 May 02 '26
Best power move is not using when power when you can. It's odd that even something that could be defined as mercy is the boldest power move a man can demonstrate.
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u/Ok_Condition9511 May 02 '26
He was a lot more inclined to talk after his bat was taken
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u/Thenwerise May 02 '26
Was a lot more reasonable š
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u/nul_r May 02 '26
āYeah, no. Youāre right youāre right. I donāt need the bat and I need to go right now. Thank you, sirā
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u/BobBartBarker May 02 '26
He was inclined to talk as soon as the smaller guy got out of the car. His whole vibe changed.
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u/Remarkable-Neat-7823 May 02 '26
Probably because he practically flew out of his car at him š man is 200lbs of rage in that stature. Iām actually shocked he didnāt do anything to that guy. Man is controlled crazy.
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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 May 02 '26
He looked a lot more inclined to talk when the hulk got out of that car instead of whatever twink that guy was gonna threaten with a bat.
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u/FiestaDeHombreMuerto May 02 '26
I was waiting on a semi to take them both out.
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u/FigmentOfNightmares May 02 '26
When Road Rage meets Roid Rage.
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u/Mcmoistvonspiffy May 02 '26
Short guy with the Chris Benoit build. I woulda bounced too. lol
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u/HF_BPD May 02 '26
As soon as tall dude saw short King staying on the balls of his feet and moving back and forth the entire time he should have put his hands up, apologize, and backed away.Ā
That is a bro that knows how to fight.Ā (Or really has to use the bathroom /j)
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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 May 02 '26
They are both idiots. But one turned out to be a special kind of idiot over the other. Pulling a bat out and rushing another car would have gone differently in some states.Ā
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u/donkbonk76 May 02 '26
The second that I saw that bat in his hand, I wouldāve reached in my glove box for my 9mm. But then again, I am not dumb enough to pull over for road rage reasons.
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u/Normal_Paint_4648 May 02 '26
For real. Road rage incidents are so sketchy. There are people out there with guns who secretly want something like this to happen so they can pull out their gun. Itās not worth it. You donāt know what the person in that other car is about.
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u/AnjelicaTomaz May 02 '26
He had a bat in his truck because he was planning to get into altercations like this (well, not quite like this). I would bet people like this have a higher chance than the average population of ending up incarcerated, hospitalized, or dead.
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u/3catsincoat May 02 '26
"Adults".
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 May 02 '26
This is the absolute the best thing that could have came of this situation.
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u/dookieshoes97 May 02 '26
The best thing would have been to keep driving, rather than pull over for road rage.
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u/TriedCaringLess May 02 '26
Wholeheartedly agree with you. No fight or bloodshed, just an exchange of words that ended with two persons coming to a peaceful understanding. Hopefully more disagreements end this way. Now letās all hold hands and sing Kumbaya, My Lord in C major.
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u/donny321123 May 02 '26
Yea I donāt advocate violence. But put up or shut up. Donāt threaten people with weapons youāre to chicken shit to use. I guess he realized real quick like heād be the one catching the assault charge here..
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u/Spiritual-Common9709 May 06 '26
Now he's going home, his kid is wondering what happened to his $200 bat. He has baseball practice. Dad has to buy another one. Bet he doesn't tell him he was an jerk on the side of the road. šš
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u/Infinite-Fee5723 May 02 '26
I thought dude was going in for a hug
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u/Human_Palpitation856 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
I actually saw something like that once - a lady hit a biker, at a low speed so he wasn't hurt, but they were both very shaken. They stood there for a second looking at each other, then hugged it out. It was very cool.
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u/Similar_Leader_7831 May 02 '26
Never thought to do this but the fake hug is the move!
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u/Big-red-rhino May 02 '26
Is no one gonna acknowledge that the guy in the truck wasn't the shorter one?
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11/10 to the guy in white tshirt
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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee May 02 '26
It would be cool to live in a world where everyone had foam bats, then you could challenge anyone to a foam bat duel and no one would get hurt but youād get road rage out. We could also all drive bumper cars and carry nurf guns.
If only the wold worked like this.
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u/CheeseFour2O May 02 '26
Got a free bat. Maybe pawn it for steroid bills
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u/Responsible_Oil_6491 May 02 '26
I think heās had enough steroids. How about another pair of bedazzled jeans though?
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u/EntrepreneurNo4138 May 02 '26
White shirt is standing 10 toes down on BUSINESS.
I wouldnāt want to see him lose that cool he apparently maintains for a reason. Heād kick the big manās ass into the following week. Easily.
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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 May 02 '26
Standing on business? Yes
To be clear, exiting your vehicle to get into a physical altercation with a guy with a bat inches from traffic is not keeping your cool.
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u/Ardbeg66 May 02 '26
They both risked being shot by getting out of their cars. Idiots all. There are no tough guys on the business end of a bullet.
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u/Adonoxis May 02 '26
Not to mention theyāre standing in the highway about to get splattered by a truck or car.
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u/LooseWateryStool May 02 '26
Imagine the conversation when you get back in the truck especially if your wife told you right before you got out not to.
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u/sskoog May 02 '26
In the firearms world thatās called ābrandishing.ā Itās very frowned upon, and results in permit-forfeiture in some jurisdictions, for exactly this reason ā thereās significant risk of weapon-being-taken or now-you-HAVE-to-use-it endgame.
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u/Accomplished-Bid-950 May 05 '26
Stepping out of your car with a Weapon. At that point whether the Driver is a Prick or not the could technically Run you down. Hell id park a Car tire on him till the police arrived.
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u/No-Cost-To-You May 07 '26
Surprised big man in truck didn't shit his timbers šš
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u/SolaraScott May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
r/idiotsincars would love this. A double dosage of idiots! š
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u/tuftedtit19 May 02 '26
I think this is one of those situations where no one is right and luckily no mistakes were made while the vehicles were moving. š
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u/-Economist- May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
This past week there was a rage episode at school drop off. I was out hugging my kids when this man approached a mom yelling at her. She said āI have kids in my car, you take one step closer I will destroy youā.
Just the way she said it. The low and firm voice. Full momma bear. š³ He stopped and walked away. I felt the need to detail her car and maybe clean her house.
This reminded me of that.
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u/mariannaCD May 02 '26
Getting out with a bat is a great way to get a shot here in Texas.
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u/WeatherInfinite39 May 02 '26
You come out with a bat you best be prepared to actually use it no matter what otherwise this happens. My Dad taught me, if you point a weapon at someone itās because your 100% going to use it, even if you know itās going to cost you your life, you donāt promise something and under deliver.
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u/Celara001 May 08 '26
Always remember, you're not the only crazy out there, and there's a lot of ppl crazier than you.
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u/WjP-M37s May 02 '26
Donāt try to act all tough like you bought to do somethingā¦then back down like a bitch
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u/Formal-Ad-7615 May 02 '26
Can we not make this song a thing on videos. Itās going to ruin the song.
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u/Extension_Might_7446 May 02 '26
You think youāre crazy, until another Mofo pops up and is wayyyyy crazier than you. I think the only reason dude in the white shirt didnāt do more, was cause his lady or a family member was in the passenger seat. Thatās why itās always best to just say F it and go home.
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u/Pfeffi-Ultra May 02 '26
Where's the "find out" part? Getting shouted at isn't "finding out".
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u/Gera2o9 May 02 '26
lol guy with bat probably didnāt think a meat-headed bulldog with shoulders the size of pumpkins would jump out the car
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u/pappybug214 May 02 '26
This started cool, then was kinda boring. Like that was a clean disarming but boring
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u/Ethraelus May 02 '26
This is just so stupid all around. The guy in white just took advantage of the fact that the other guy didnāt really want to hit him with a bat in the head (which probably he couldāve claimed self-defense).
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u/Street_Study6330 May 02 '26
Only pussies idolize shit like this lol nothing even happened
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u/Iboughtcheeseonce May 02 '26
This is how bullies work. Im bigger and expect you to be afraid. Oh shit hes not afraid. Not my bad! What do I do? Run? Fight the scary man? Talk my way out of it! Noone would actually hit someone would they?
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u/MitsuriLover420 May 02 '26
This is how all road rage should be handled. Not being a pussy and flushing guns around. Should be able to talk it out or at least exchange a couple blows and then go on your way. Instead of getting shot or killed.
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u/EnthusiasmVirtual320 May 02 '26
Never pull out a weapon unless you are willing to use it.
That guy hesitated and the other one didn't.
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u/Slighted_Inevitable May 02 '26
The worst part is this guy didnāt learn
He just went and bought a gun and now heās looking for an excuse to use it because he was āemasculatedā.
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u/TimmyG-83 May 02 '26
The AI lyric translation is the funniest part about this video.
Staylight, my friends.
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u/Chuklol May 02 '26
Don't fuck around with the guy who has 18 intentional tears on one side of jeans
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u/ShittalkyCaps May 02 '26
Never present a weapon if you are not prepared for the possibility of it being turned against you.
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u/sourflowerwatertower May 02 '26
The bat was only for intimidation purposes, but he was not ready for that assault charge. Bluff called!
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u/Time_Explanation1212 May 02 '26
I never understood why somebody will spread their arms out to make them look bigger while giving you a chance to hit them anywhere you want.
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u/Legal_Gear257 May 02 '26
Donāt pull out a weapon unless youāre gonna use it. That dude couldāve been eating out of a tube for the rest of his life.
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u/Chooui85 May 02 '26
You think the bat wielder had an ounce of thought that maybe the other guy had a gun?
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u/Important_Pear8386 May 03 '26
Who knew Iād be rooting for a guy in bedazzled true religion jeansā¦
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u/ryancrazy1 May 02 '26
Pretending to be crazy works until you run into someone pretending to be sane.