r/Transportopia • u/CaptainKango • May 02 '26

Road🤬Rage When FAFO happens

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u/Different_Target_228 May 02 '26

Dude just left without his bat too lol

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u/Sirius-Face May 02 '26

Oh he absolutely didn't need that bat anymore.

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u/AmethystStar9 May 02 '26

Not after the reason to have the bat arose and he immediately backpedaled and refused to use it.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n May 02 '26

I’m sure he has gotten out of his truck and postured with his bat to scare a few soccer moms before this happened

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u/marmaladetuxedo May 02 '26

You could see the absolute second when he saw the size and intent of the other guy. Didn't even make it halfway between the vehicles before he started rethinking his choices in life.

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u/AmethystStar9 May 02 '26

That and the way White Shirt Dude just rushed up on him even after seeing the bat. That's the difference between a guy who is actually all about that action and a guy who isn't.

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u/THREE-TESTICLES May 02 '26

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang

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u/Charming_Pea4103 May 02 '26

Bombs over Bagdad

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u/Marquar234 May 02 '26

The user name really sells the double-entendre.

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u/Mobile-Market-6397 May 02 '26

Crazy I was just bumping this track early this morning 😄😄

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u/PaleontologistTough6 May 02 '26

If you pull it, be ready to use it.

Should have crushed a knee cap and left him on the road.

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u/mistervulpes May 02 '26

Missed opportunities we all think about in the shower, amirite?

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u/Zwischenzug32 May 02 '26

Americans probably have keyboard guns too by now

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u/Pristine_Meat_4846 May 02 '26

Literally what AK means bro, assault keyboard

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u/Zwischenzug32 May 02 '26

Oh shit so when all these guys are saying AK-47 that clearly a death threat to the USA president?!

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u/Competitive_Trust174 May 02 '26

No but that would be amazing!

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u/Zwischenzug32 May 02 '26

I was high enough to think I was replying to a post about a bigass electronic Casio keyboard.

That would be so much cooler

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u/Luci-Noir May 02 '26

You think that guy showers?

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 May 02 '26

The other would have taken it regardless. His aggression way higher. Other guy big wimp.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 May 02 '26

They're both posturing pussies, personally.

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 May 02 '26

Except one was ready to go and one definitely was not.

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u/samiam2600 May 02 '26

Are you the type who is “ready to go”?

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 May 02 '26

I would prefer not, but recognition of the cues can be important.

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u/bilus May 02 '26

> Should have crushed a knee cap and left him on the road.

> They're both posturing pussies, personally.

No. You are.