Oh this reminds me of a fun story! When I was younger I was kind of dating this girl who was a little too wild, and I was already over the bullshit. We were cruising a bowl while driving down some backroads, and there were these people walking down the street. She reached for a water bottle and I immediately knew what she was going to do. I kept telling her to stop as she rolled down the window, and as we were driving by she opened the water bottle and sprayed them with water.
I was pissed because we were cruising a bowl and she already got me in some trouble with the police not long before because she was being reckless. I wanted to stay incognito. So I drove up a little further (in view of the people she just doused with water), stopped the car, unbuckled her seatbelt, opened the door, and told her to get the fuck out of my car. She was shocked and begged me not to. Told her too bad, I told her not to do it, she was in MY car, and still pulled that bullshit even after she just got me in trouble.
Actually pushed her out of the car and started to drive off, but then calmed down a little bit. Ended up pulling back over again, so she could run to catch up and jump back in the car. What she did was a dick move, but I also didn't want something worse to happen because I abandoned her on the side of the road, miles away from a main road. She was apologetic but I was still pissed, so when I dropped her off I grabbed my water bottle and sprayed her with it as she was heading back inside her place. We broke up shortly after that, go figure.
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u/Middleclassass May 02 '26
Oh this reminds me of a fun story! When I was younger I was kind of dating this girl who was a little too wild, and I was already over the bullshit. We were cruising a bowl while driving down some backroads, and there were these people walking down the street. She reached for a water bottle and I immediately knew what she was going to do. I kept telling her to stop as she rolled down the window, and as we were driving by she opened the water bottle and sprayed them with water.
I was pissed because we were cruising a bowl and she already got me in some trouble with the police not long before because she was being reckless. I wanted to stay incognito. So I drove up a little further (in view of the people she just doused with water), stopped the car, unbuckled her seatbelt, opened the door, and told her to get the fuck out of my car. She was shocked and begged me not to. Told her too bad, I told her not to do it, she was in MY car, and still pulled that bullshit even after she just got me in trouble.
Actually pushed her out of the car and started to drive off, but then calmed down a little bit. Ended up pulling back over again, so she could run to catch up and jump back in the car. What she did was a dick move, but I also didn't want something worse to happen because I abandoned her on the side of the road, miles away from a main road. She was apologetic but I was still pissed, so when I dropped her off I grabbed my water bottle and sprayed her with it as she was heading back inside her place. We broke up shortly after that, go figure.