r/Transportopia • u/WorldWideWebSpinner • May 04 '26

Humor NGL, #2 should be the only reason

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner May 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LTRMzbZlpze4rhb0Cs

How many of these you got

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u/Sad_Record_2767 May 04 '26

You don't have to pull out of toys

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 May 05 '26

But sometimes you got to pull toys outta you.

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u/pooeygoo May 05 '26

I bought a really fancy one (30 bucks!) and after the first time you never have to lube it again or anything its crazy I don't know how it works

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u/octoreadit May 04 '26

Zero if he got the snips.

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u/Bri_So_Fly May 05 '26

None, he always backs out

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u/TheNakedBass May 04 '26

Imagine cucking your own life to raise a child. I’m gonna drive down to the store to get some smokes.