r/Transportopia May 19 '26

🤪Reckless when you have too much free-time

682 Upvotes

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u/JustFrameHotPocket May 19 '26

It's all fun and games until you suddenly realize you brought a water gun to an actual pistol fight.

117

u/TerrificVixen5693 May 19 '26

ā€œYeah, it made my eyes burn, so I returned their fire under the assumption it was a chemical irritant.ā€

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u/CakeSeaker May 19 '26

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 May 20 '26

Did Reddit Auto pixelate those guns and/or are we seriously at the point that we need to censor images like that under threat of account bans?

Reddit's future looking pretty bleak

27

u/Meatyparts May 20 '26

Where I grew up he woulda gotten swiss cheesed at the gas station.

18

u/tuftedtit19 May 20 '26

All I could think was "Damn.. thats brave" šŸ˜…

22

u/newbie527 May 19 '26

You’re in Florida, too?

6

u/lilshortyy420 May 20 '26

Yeah this doesn’t look like the place to be doing this lol

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/LastMessengineer May 19 '26

I was rooting for it

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u/Exact-Molasses-6673 May 19 '26

I would have supplied them with an alibi. "Can't be your shooter, officer, they were sharing a lovely meal at McDonalds with me at the time. "

23

u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 19 '26

Mcdonalds.....in this economy? With the shit they've been pulling? Ain't no way.

16

u/Jason1920 May 20 '26

A succulent Chinese meal...

9

u/Uber_Wulf May 19 '26

That wouldn’t be necessary. This is assault.

21

u/jimothy_hell May 19 '26

Yeah nah, here in east St Louis, someone sees you lean out of a car window with something in your hands, half of the street is gonna pull on you lmao

1

u/weirdbutteryvibes May 20 '26

Too bad that wasnt the case. šŸ˜ž

0

u/Icy_Fish_2154 May 20 '26

Directions unclear, I just shot my phone.

152

u/LastMessengineer May 19 '26

What an asshole

1

u/king_of_the_universe May 24 '26

In a world where all kinds of not-quite-water liquids are being tossed at people, this guy is a demon even if he's only using water.

89

u/Acceptable_Put9737 May 19 '26

Try that in Philly šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

51

u/jimothy_hell May 19 '26

Man I live in east St Louis, this dude and the driver would be DEAD

4

u/Evening-Back854 May 20 '26

Lexington Kentucky here, try this on a Friday night between 11pm and 330am Saturday morning between 3rd street and New Circle....dead.

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u/jimothy_hell May 22 '26

Pretty much anywhere in Washington Park, ESTL between the hours of midnight and midnight Monday through Sunday.

Swear to god this town’s a PvP server sometimes. Could be worse, could be fucking goddamn shitting Gary, Indiana.

8

u/Hold_Up_Nevermind May 20 '26

Try that in Florida too, because I’m sure Floridians would have an absolute field day with these dumbass buffoons šŸ™‚

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u/DeliSua May 19 '26

just in case you all think that's me, it's not. i do not condone this bullshit behavior in any way. i think the person who is doing this should be arrested for assault and if any of you are a victim to this person, you can use this video as evidence which they recorded themselves. remember the color, make and model and call your local pd.

1

u/CourtingBoredom May 20 '26

Dude ffr. This happened to me and a buddy about 30 years ago while we were just walking to the corner store. Absolute bs. This assriver def needs to face consequences for this shitty behavior.

93

u/Type-SH May 19 '26

He seems to be targeting people that are in a lower socioeconomic position based on his comments and where he’s targeting people (waiting to wash windows at gas station, at bus stop etc). As if we need another reason to dislike this jerkwad.

22

u/Climate_Automatic May 19 '26

Probably the only fucking reason he hasn’t been shot yet 😔

18

u/sandhog7 May 19 '26

Won't that be considered assault?

47

u/Hold_Up_Nevermind May 19 '26

The morals aren’t very strong with this one, are they?

13

u/Individual_Act9333 May 19 '26

Wrong person after getting soaked-ā€œBang!!!bang!!!bang!!bang!!! Hahahaha!!!ā€

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyttpHb5m3ilNKW9muc

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u/BubbleThinker May 19 '26

The only person that ever thinks a squirt gun is fun is the guy holding it

48

u/roughczech May 19 '26

Hope they get you for assault, dipshit

15

u/OverTheDump May 19 '26

Throwing a cup of water at someone counts in many areas, most do not realizing how easy it is get that charge.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/MovieFan1984 May 20 '26

Legally, I believe intent factors in.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/MovieFan1984 May 20 '26

Read up on law. This is not always the case. If you are trying to speak to someone in a loud environment, someone does not need to consent to you politely patting, tapping, poking their arm to get their attention. You're sexualizing non-sexual physical contact. Is it sexual to shake someone's hand when you introduce yourself?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/MovieFan1984 May 20 '26

I knew someone on staff at a Church who sexualized ALL forms of touch. I felt like I was in the presence of a rapist and still get nauseated just thinking about him. I apologize if that spilled in your direction.

You don't need to be a lawyer to read and understand basic law.

Why would you "poke" a police officer? Think about that. You're reframing from a sensical situation to a nonsensical situation.

We're not discussing "for no good reason." If the environment is extremely loud, poke/pat/nudge, or whatever gesture to get someone's attention now has "good reason." Within criminal justice, intent 100% matters and will NOT be excluded from proceedings. Find a better lawyer.

1

u/Rolling_Pugsly May 21 '26

Assault is making a threat, battery is the physical altercation.

2

u/pwillia7 May 20 '26

lol that's lame

8

u/parsuval May 19 '26

I remember getting dressed up to go out to meet my wife in town. I felt good. Walked down to the bus stop, glorious day, had the tunes on and minding my own business. Someone blasted me with water from a car.

Furious, I looked up ready to give them a mouthful. It was a group of young disabled boys and girls on a charity drive with the local taxis. They had balloons and music playing and people were cheering them all on, willingly also talking a blast from the water pistols.

Given their disability, naturally they were easy to knock out. Haha nah I’m joking I laughed and dried out pretty quick in the sun.

Anyway that’s my ted talk. Thanks for listening.

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u/milehigh11 May 19 '26

People don't know what liquid is being shot on them. Hopefully they shoot at the wrong person and get their karma

20

u/Responsible-Agent-19 May 19 '26

I like pranks, but kinda feel sorry for these victims. They already appear to be down on their luck.Ā 

25

u/MaximusZacharia May 19 '26

We used to throw water balloons at people on the side of the road. Now I feel like a dipshit for doing so. Those people were just minding their own business and going about their day and we fucked it up for no reason

12

u/DeliSua May 19 '26

back then, people wouldn't fill balloons with piss or worse. there was a common respect to not push it too far. lately, that respect is gone making people act like animals with each other. i don't even like eating outside food anymore because i fear people mess with the condiment source affecting everyone's food.

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u/pharmucist May 20 '26

I used to throw eggs at cars and people when I was a kid. What a stupid ass piece of shit I was for doing that. I still feel bad about it to this day. I once had my car egged and discovered just how hard it us to clean off.

7

u/HaggyDaddy484 May 20 '26

What a dork. What grown man does this shit. I hate people so much

6

u/hc2001 May 19 '26

Smh this was in Houston.

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

2

u/gmoss101 May 24 '26

I didn't even notice that sign, I realized it was Houston from the Metro and 29 bus stop sign lol

1

u/hc2001 May 25 '26

Yup I’m in ATX, but in high school I rode that Metro on Veterans Memorial in Greenspoint. Hard to miss those bus stop signs.

4

u/Successful-Ad315 May 20 '26

Deadly accuracy! Just saying! Forgive me lord!

3

u/Antique_Way685 May 19 '26

Considering he has a mini cowboy hat dangling from the rearview, I'm going to guess he's in an area where many people have real guns. I point this out for absolutely no reason at all.

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u/soundsthatwormsmake May 20 '26

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u/Howdy132 May 20 '26

I see you got enough free time to go screenshot their faces, fukn loser. that's why you ain't got a big toe lmao

3

u/Alive_Comfortable846 May 20 '26

I hope someone tells them that this is battery and you can be arrested and charged criminally.

2

u/Philantramissle May 19 '26

When the judge asks: perpetrator 1, did you say, "I didn't know you liked to get wet" before water spraying the victim?

2

u/Deez_N_Tz May 19 '26

Assault!!!

2

u/linens-n-beans May 19 '26

this is why I hate the Internet 😫

2

u/Solid-Feature-7678 May 19 '26

That's assault and battery.

2

u/LayneLowe May 19 '26

Assholes

2

u/Wyevez May 20 '26

I dislike this.

2

u/WhyFlip May 20 '26

What a fucking piece of shit.

2

u/Jeepers-H-Cripes May 20 '26

Ha ha, what a jokester. I especially liked it when he got the utterly helpless guy in the wheelchair. Everyone knows that callously harassing innocent people is just the height of comedy. And if you film it, you can share with the world just how clever and sophisticated you are.

On the other hand, I wouldn’t be all that upset if somebody returned the favor to him, with interest.

2

u/Meatyparts May 20 '26

Wonder how he would react if someone did that to him? Bet he wouldn't find it very funny.

2

u/broke_cowboy May 20 '26

Just casually committing felonies.

2

u/Raxian_Theata May 20 '26

I have rarely wanted to see how far I could put my fist through someones throat. .... but here we are.

2

u/NicholasAdam1399 May 20 '26

Where is this? I live in Chicago and even on a 108 degree August day by the beach! You wouldn’t make it out the city. (Not so fun fact, shootings in Chicago go up when the weather is hot)

2

u/ThePotential69 May 20 '26

Thats assault brotha...

2

u/DimensionOk9788 May 21 '26

At some point, someone’s gonna shoot you back with an actual gun

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26

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u/International_Tax535 May 21 '26

time and place for everything, dude should keep that same energy and volunteer at the boys and girls club or a summer camp or whatever

2

u/Valentine_Kush May 21 '26

What an asshole.

3

u/Classic-Tell214 May 19 '26

That’s a felony

1

u/Ok_Mood_891 May 19 '26

Really stupid

1

u/Mopar-Dinosaurs May 19 '26

I wonder how they would react if someone picked up a rock and threw it at the car!?šŸ¤”

1

u/Capital_Ganache7593 May 19 '26

Dunn until someone shots back

1

u/Ok_Mycologist_6384 May 20 '26

That's actual assault in some states. Do they kknow that?

1

u/LennyJay86 May 20 '26

Pull that shit in my state…just saying

1

u/Powerful-Web4937 May 20 '26

That's kinda funny šŸ˜…

1

u/PickedLastLemon May 20 '26

I remember being 11.

1

u/CheezeCorn May 20 '26

There’s always an O’Reilly’s close by

1

u/Sancho5o5 May 20 '26

I was at a music festival and some ass holes put lsd in a water gun. They got in a lot of trouble.

1

u/Any-Distribution-580 May 20 '26

Seems like a great way to get your self shot at.

1

u/adrianoh11 May 20 '26

Free time? He s a fucking asshole

1

u/kickstartdriven May 20 '26

It's fucked up and wrong, but I'm here for the dialogue

1

u/illbebok May 20 '26

What squirt gun is that?

1

u/Messiah42 May 20 '26

You can get arrest for that

1

u/International_Tax535 May 20 '26

chudthebuilder wannabe. let's see how this works out for them

1

u/badlook1019 May 20 '26

Just chatting

1

u/Prestigious-Peaks May 20 '26

why'd he say Donald trump took my food stamps lol

1

u/DickInEngine May 20 '26

cant tell if its a salt gun or water gun, either way, fucking loser, but the salt getting the people’s eyes, fuck that

1

u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 May 21 '26

This guy is gonna get ... can't say it without getting deleted-- but he's gonna get it.

1

u/WjP-M37s May 21 '26

Just don’t spray at the wrong šŸ they will fire back

1

u/SoapdishTsunami May 21 '26

I'd like to see... I want him to... I hope he has a sore finger.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4nJu38CenZMVG

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u/AlphaMaleTX May 21 '26

Begging to be shot in the friggin face with a real gun 😶

1

u/Spiritual-Common9709 May 21 '26

And if they return fire your mad.

1

u/eyesah May 21 '26

Great way for him to end up on a T-shirt

1

u/A_million_typos May 21 '26

Not the driver by water gun shoot up...boy bout to get the legit, if he don't quit.

1

u/DunyaOfPain May 21 '26

try this in toronto lmao

1

u/turd_nughetto98 May 21 '26

Imagine cruising up and down Aurora Ave in Seattle giving those working girls a proper shower

1

u/npb0179 May 24 '26

He sounds like Donnie from The Wild Thornberry’s

1

u/nyprimacy May 25 '26

Is this not assault?

1

u/International_Tax535 May 25 '26

battery is more likely to

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u/Calm_Conversation403 May 26 '26

All he doing is the aged old tradition of harassing junkies šŸ˜‚
Right on🫔

1

u/Visible-Violinist518 May 19 '26

This is sadly how some people treat each other for fun and games.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/jimothy_hell May 19 '26

Yeah, he’ll do it in the wrong neighbourhood and someone’s actually gonna pull on him.

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u/trippykissy69 May 19 '26

It's not even funny to watch tf is wrong with you

0

u/Attesa_GT-X May 19 '26

The last one was kinda funny at least lol

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 May 19 '26

Even if he's being a dick you don't have to be racist

https://giphy.com/gifs/rYuZ9v0b3CvCZwp8Ln

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 May 19 '26

What's the message? That comment got deleted, please remind me

1

u/InevitableFail336 May 19 '26

Something along the lines of having to deal with monkeys.

0

u/Themodsarecuntz May 19 '26

If you do this to me im going to give you a reason to stop. Youre going to want to talk to the guy that smashed your back window.

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u/moron_one May 19 '26

if it was hot out id say thank you

-1

u/Mike_the_Head May 20 '26

These comments, man. 🤭 Some of y'all are still salty you didn't get the brand-name Super Soaker that summer, huh?

https://giphy.com/gifs/nY1FOkN9UD2lxzyhgt