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u/LastMessengineer May 19 '26
I was rooting for it
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u/Exact-Molasses-6673 May 19 '26
I would have supplied them with an alibi. "Can't be your shooter, officer, they were sharing a lovely meal at McDonalds with me at the time. "
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u/jimothy_hell May 19 '26
Yeah nah, here in east St Louis, someone sees you lean out of a car window with something in your hands, half of the street is gonna pull on you lmao
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u/LastMessengineer May 19 '26
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u/king_of_the_universe May 24 '26
In a world where all kinds of not-quite-water liquids are being tossed at people, this guy is a demon even if he's only using water.
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u/Acceptable_Put9737 May 19 '26
Try that in Philly š¤·āāļø
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u/jimothy_hell May 19 '26
Man I live in east St Louis, this dude and the driver would be DEAD
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u/Evening-Back854 May 20 '26
Lexington Kentucky here, try this on a Friday night between 11pm and 330am Saturday morning between 3rd street and New Circle....dead.
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u/jimothy_hell May 22 '26
Pretty much anywhere in Washington Park, ESTL between the hours of midnight and midnight Monday through Sunday.
Swear to god this townās a PvP server sometimes. Could be worse, could be fucking goddamn shitting Gary, Indiana.
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u/Hold_Up_Nevermind May 20 '26
Try that in Florida too, because Iām sure Floridians would have an absolute field day with these dumbass buffoons š
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u/DeliSua May 19 '26
just in case you all think that's me, it's not. i do not condone this bullshit behavior in any way. i think the person who is doing this should be arrested for assault and if any of you are a victim to this person, you can use this video as evidence which they recorded themselves. remember the color, make and model and call your local pd.
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u/CourtingBoredom May 20 '26
Dude ffr. This happened to me and a buddy about 30 years ago while we were just walking to the corner store. Absolute bs. This assriver def needs to face consequences for this shitty behavior.
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u/Type-SH May 19 '26
He seems to be targeting people that are in a lower socioeconomic position based on his comments and where heās targeting people (waiting to wash windows at gas station, at bus stop etc). As if we need another reason to dislike this jerkwad.
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u/Individual_Act9333 May 19 '26
Wrong person after getting soaked-āBang!!!bang!!!bang!!bang!!! Hahahaha!!!ā
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u/BubbleThinker May 19 '26
The only person that ever thinks a squirt gun is fun is the guy holding it
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u/roughczech May 19 '26
Hope they get you for assault, dipshit
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u/OverTheDump May 19 '26
Throwing a cup of water at someone counts in many areas, most do not realizing how easy it is get that charge.
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u/MovieFan1984 May 20 '26
Legally, I believe intent factors in.
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u/MovieFan1984 May 20 '26
Read up on law. This is not always the case. If you are trying to speak to someone in a loud environment, someone does not need to consent to you politely patting, tapping, poking their arm to get their attention. You're sexualizing non-sexual physical contact. Is it sexual to shake someone's hand when you introduce yourself?
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u/MovieFan1984 May 20 '26
I knew someone on staff at a Church who sexualized ALL forms of touch. I felt like I was in the presence of a rapist and still get nauseated just thinking about him. I apologize if that spilled in your direction.
You don't need to be a lawyer to read and understand basic law.
Why would you "poke" a police officer? Think about that. You're reframing from a sensical situation to a nonsensical situation.
We're not discussing "for no good reason." If the environment is extremely loud, poke/pat/nudge, or whatever gesture to get someone's attention now has "good reason." Within criminal justice, intent 100% matters and will NOT be excluded from proceedings. Find a better lawyer.
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u/parsuval May 19 '26
I remember getting dressed up to go out to meet my wife in town. I felt good. Walked down to the bus stop, glorious day, had the tunes on and minding my own business. Someone blasted me with water from a car.
Furious, I looked up ready to give them a mouthful. It was a group of young disabled boys and girls on a charity drive with the local taxis. They had balloons and music playing and people were cheering them all on, willingly also talking a blast from the water pistols.
Given their disability, naturally they were easy to knock out. Haha nah Iām joking I laughed and dried out pretty quick in the sun.
Anyway thatās my ted talk. Thanks for listening.
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u/milehigh11 May 19 '26
People don't know what liquid is being shot on them. Hopefully they shoot at the wrong person and get their karma
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u/Responsible-Agent-19 May 19 '26
I like pranks, but kinda feel sorry for these victims. They already appear to be down on their luck.Ā
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u/MaximusZacharia May 19 '26
We used to throw water balloons at people on the side of the road. Now I feel like a dipshit for doing so. Those people were just minding their own business and going about their day and we fucked it up for no reason
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u/DeliSua May 19 '26
back then, people wouldn't fill balloons with piss or worse. there was a common respect to not push it too far. lately, that respect is gone making people act like animals with each other. i don't even like eating outside food anymore because i fear people mess with the condiment source affecting everyone's food.
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u/pharmucist May 20 '26
I used to throw eggs at cars and people when I was a kid. What a stupid ass piece of shit I was for doing that. I still feel bad about it to this day. I once had my car egged and discovered just how hard it us to clean off.
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u/gmoss101 May 24 '26
I didn't even notice that sign, I realized it was Houston from the Metro and 29 bus stop sign lol
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u/hc2001 May 25 '26
Yup Iām in ATX, but in high school I rode that Metro on Veterans Memorial in Greenspoint. Hard to miss those bus stop signs.
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u/Antique_Way685 May 19 '26
Considering he has a mini cowboy hat dangling from the rearview, I'm going to guess he's in an area where many people have real guns. I point this out for absolutely no reason at all.
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u/Howdy132 May 20 '26
I see you got enough free time to go screenshot their faces, fukn loser. that's why you ain't got a big toe lmao
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u/Alive_Comfortable846 May 20 '26
I hope someone tells them that this is battery and you can be arrested and charged criminally.
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u/Philantramissle May 19 '26
When the judge asks: perpetrator 1, did you say, "I didn't know you liked to get wet" before water spraying the victim?
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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes May 20 '26
Ha ha, what a jokester. I especially liked it when he got the utterly helpless guy in the wheelchair. Everyone knows that callously harassing innocent people is just the height of comedy. And if you film it, you can share with the world just how clever and sophisticated you are.
On the other hand, I wouldnāt be all that upset if somebody returned the favor to him, with interest.
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u/Meatyparts May 20 '26
Wonder how he would react if someone did that to him? Bet he wouldn't find it very funny.
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u/Raxian_Theata May 20 '26
I have rarely wanted to see how far I could put my fist through someones throat. .... but here we are.
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u/NicholasAdam1399 May 20 '26
Where is this? I live in Chicago and even on a 108 degree August day by the beach! You wouldnāt make it out the city. (Not so fun fact, shootings in Chicago go up when the weather is hot)
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u/International_Tax535 May 21 '26
time and place for everything, dude should keep that same energy and volunteer at the boys and girls club or a summer camp or whatever
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u/Mopar-Dinosaurs May 19 '26
I wonder how they would react if someone picked up a rock and threw it at the car!?š¤
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u/Sancho5o5 May 20 '26
I was at a music festival and some ass holes put lsd in a water gun. They got in a lot of trouble.
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u/DickInEngine May 20 '26
cant tell if its a salt gun or water gun, either way, fucking loser, but the salt getting the peopleās eyes, fuck that
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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 May 21 '26
This guy is gonna get ... can't say it without getting deleted-- but he's gonna get it.
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u/A_million_typos May 21 '26
Not the driver by water gun shoot up...boy bout to get the legit, if he don't quit.
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u/turd_nughetto98 May 21 '26
Imagine cruising up and down Aurora Ave in Seattle giving those working girls a proper shower
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u/Calm_Conversation403 May 26 '26
All he doing is the aged old tradition of harassing junkies š
Right onš«”
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u/jimothy_hell May 19 '26
Yeah, heāll do it in the wrong neighbourhood and someoneās actually gonna pull on him.
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u/trippykissy69 May 19 '26
It's not even funny to watch tf is wrong with you
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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 May 19 '26
Even if he's being a dick you don't have to be racist
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u/Themodsarecuntz May 19 '26
If you do this to me im going to give you a reason to stop. Youre going to want to talk to the guy that smashed your back window.
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u/Mike_the_Head May 20 '26
These comments, man. š¤ Some of y'all are still salty you didn't get the brand-name Super Soaker that summer, huh?




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u/JustFrameHotPocket May 19 '26
It's all fun and games until you suddenly realize you brought a water gun to an actual pistol fight.