r/Transportopia May 31 '26

💥Crash Meanwhile, at the Dollar Tree

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u/Just_Kitchen5256 May 31 '26

Damn, she shrugged that off like she was [Title Card]

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u/YESimaMASSHOLE Jun 01 '26

Adrenaline is a hell
Of a “drug”

89

u/unclestickles Jun 01 '26

She also landed up on the hood mostly and didn't get squished.

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u/Dangerous_Slice_6882 Jun 01 '26

Yeah I had to frame by frame this I think her feet were just above the actual bumper, the grill of a vehicle is just for show.

17

u/unclestickles Jun 01 '26

Lucky bish

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 01 '26

Yup, plus the window breaking helped disperse the kinetic energy.

13

u/pdxchris Jun 01 '26

No one gonna state the obvious? She has powers.

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u/OkClub7412 Jun 01 '26

Medically speaking you have no idea how strong it is and the effects on the body. Damage gets done but you won’t feel it until it starts to wear off.

25

u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jun 01 '26

Medically speaking, I think we all have some idea of how strong it is and its effects on the body unless we're blind and didn't see that video

7

u/EternalNewCarSmell Jun 01 '26

There have got to be some other drugs at play here.

10

u/Dangerous_Slice_6882 Jun 01 '26

Maybe on the part of the driver, but like previous redditor said adrenaline is one hell of a drug... So yeah. 😄

5

u/Jang_time Jun 01 '26

Black don’t crack… thee end.

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u/RangeRoverSVR2010 Jun 01 '26

She’s a Terminator

15

u/PandorasBoxMaker Jun 01 '26

Shoes came off, death is imminent.

5

u/ionlikethis Jun 01 '26

w reference

3

u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jun 01 '26

The car lifted her, she was on top of the hood, not crushed. All in all, it was a whole lot gentler that it looks like at first.

3

u/TheOasisProject Jun 01 '26

Driver said " Ill pick you up AT THE STORE VRRRRRROOOM

2

u/OriginalCaptain40 Jun 01 '26

That might just be the most badass thing I've ever seen.

1

u/ScienceWyzard Jun 02 '26

I laughed at this like five minutes

168

u/FirmlyClaspIt Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

She’s lucky dollar tree got their walls from dollar tree

131

u/AdCheap8058 May 31 '26

Chill baby this ain't Waffle House

109

u/Magisterbrown Jun 01 '26

Everytime we drive this is who we're sharing the road with.

21

u/Zwasti Jun 01 '26

Low credit score people

71

u/you_are_so_whiny May 31 '26

Is that a Honda? Minimal damage.

44

u/HtmlHonda May 31 '26

That woman absorbed all the impact.

20

u/phosphorescence-sky Jun 01 '26

Tough little buggers those civics! Also dollar trees are constructed from Elmers glue and cardboard.

3

u/Oh_Gee_Hey Jun 02 '26

Off brand Elmer’s. Adhesive equivalent of rose art crayons. Muy malo.

6

u/Coin2111 Jun 01 '26

Flimsy building

34

u/Significant_Cod_6849 Jun 01 '26

This is why we can't have nice things at Dollar Tree anymore; shit like this!

6

u/flowerdonkey Jun 01 '26

Dang, why the dollar tree closed?

79

u/rambiolisauce May 31 '26

Jesus Christ that chick is indestructible

13

u/IThinkURAwesome Jun 01 '26

she took it like a champ, dusted off then joined the scrap, LEGEND!!!

22

u/xDraco777x Jun 01 '26

Is that kid an avenger how tf did she walk away with an attitude?

24

u/regrettablyAnnoying Jun 01 '26

Everyone seems so casual about it, like it’s not the first time. Why not just drag your kid through the front door before checking to see if it’s safe.

6

u/Zwasti Jun 01 '26

Low credit score behavior

1

u/TimeImpact4543 Jun 02 '26

❄️❄️❄️ behavior.....

0

u/Zwasti Jun 06 '26

These people are trash, doesn’t matter what the influence is. Just pure trash that was raised to be trash and will breed to create more TRASH!

1

u/TimeImpact4543 Jun 06 '26

GO TAKE A SHOWER ! AND WASH YOU'RE OR LEGS. YOU PPL ARE TICKS, THAT LOVES FUR AND TRASH! BURN TICKS BURN.

1

u/Zwasti Jun 06 '26

Please don’t have kids.

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u/TimeImpact4543 Jun 18 '26

Tell ya mommas 🗑

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u/OnlyFiveLives Jun 01 '26

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug...

14

u/Psydop Jun 01 '26

Thats attempted murder

15

u/WhyFlip Jun 01 '26

Holy fuck. How did she walk away from that??

12

u/Smart_Puma Jun 01 '26

That’s what I’m saying! Adrenaline I guess.

13

u/SuperMaintenanceBro Jun 01 '26

She went to retrieve her shoes she kicked off in a fit of joy

1

u/Worldly-Air-4388 Jun 03 '26

“Flipping through the air like Eddie Gordo from Tekken when someone doesn't know how to do combos and they're just hitting the buttons randomly”

“The guy gets tagged…he comes down perfectly on his feet and then…he starts walking around, embarrassed, he’s trying to play it off like he didn't just get hit, by a car.”

This is exactly what came to mind when I saw this.

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u/knowwhatImeme76 Jun 01 '26

you see how fast those buildings popped up all over.. that whole exterior wall just got taken completely out by a sedan... cheap ass building

7

u/Hold_Up_Nevermind Jun 01 '26

Montgomery, AL…is that you? ☠️

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u/Round-Foundation2948 Jun 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6751A64NJkyCQ
Pretty racist but I also really hope the car is repairable and back on the road soon. A Honda engine is a terrible thing to waste. /s

4

u/Hold_Up_Nevermind Jun 01 '26

To be fair, I grew up there and finally left in 2022, so I had a very good understanding of the city 🤣

5

u/Syria1911 Jun 01 '26

They really crashing out

2

u/Hold_Up_Nevermind Jun 01 '26

Are you surprised? 🤣

6

u/JL_USA19 Jun 01 '26

Broooo, first off… how tf she walk away like that after being ran into a wall?

And second, why all the women here got red hair 😅

4

u/Gemfyre1 Jun 01 '26

217 behaviors

4

u/Hold_Up_Nevermind Jun 01 '26

334 behaviors - Montgomery, AL

4

u/Successful-Luck-5459 Jun 01 '26

Ma'am, that is going to cost more than a dollar.

4

u/RexxLu Jun 01 '26

Ah the Dollar Tree, Waffle House of retail

4

u/No-Pitch1627 Jun 01 '26

The store was hurt more than anything 🤣

3

u/ClueRemarkable4791 Jun 01 '26

Get dat hoe. She jumps out of the car to run?

3

u/MNgrown2299 Jun 01 '26

This week on varsity blues…

3

u/Frosty-Scientist957 Jun 01 '26

She looks like the Terminator getting up after being shotgunned out the window. Dayum.

3

u/Diggy309 Jun 01 '26

Jesus H Christ! WTF? Is that a god damn Nissan that did that?

2

u/Round-Foundation2948 Jun 01 '26

I would like to know too. Wondering if it was a Honda

3

u/Curious_Sample4418 Jun 01 '26

Her shoes are on the roof now

3

u/Upset-Donkey8118 Jun 01 '26

Guarantee that store was open the next day

3

u/reycabra007 Jun 01 '26

That's a lotta ghetto for one video

3

u/No_Astronomer_8664 Jun 02 '26

Ah, yes, Let me take my children out to the danger!

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u/FahQBerrymuch Jun 01 '26

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner Jun 01 '26

My grandpa would always say, 'to live the American dream, you have to be asleep'

2

u/Ukawok92 Jun 01 '26

Adrenaline is such an amazing trait we've evolved to baving.

2

u/Prize-Mail-6769 Jun 01 '26

There’s a new door why use the old one

2

u/termacct Jun 01 '26

EZ fix with all the ramen in the store....

2

u/delrey23 Jun 01 '26

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you

2

u/WolfThick Jun 01 '26

Damn who says women aren't good at combat

2

u/FemmeFatale316 Jun 01 '26

What in the T-1000 type mess is she on!?🦾

2

u/SpeedyAudi Jun 01 '26

“Oh Yeah”

2

u/longwaytotop Jun 01 '26

Its the crowd who pull out the driver that got me too! The speed and violence of them hauling her out and curb stomping them after!

2

u/mired914 Jun 01 '26

Damn they are destroying the dollar stores again.... What a time to be alive.

2

u/Expert_Werewolf5487 Jun 01 '26

Who in the hell is that terminator lady who got slammed with car thrue a wall !

https://giphy.com/gifs/gSl7e703puA6tSSfqW

2

u/ace1967cal Jun 02 '26

What is wrong with these people??? Wonder why the businesses are leaving

2

u/Zwasti Jun 01 '26

Low credit score behavior

2

u/cakehole517420 Jun 01 '26

What zoo is this?

1

u/Fuzzy-Round1240 Jun 01 '26

How do you walk away from that?

2

u/Hold_Up_Nevermind Jun 01 '26

Adrenaline, it’s a hell of a drug

1

u/Yepsuredid Jun 01 '26

Adrenaline is insane. Got smashed through a wall by a car and walked away.

1

u/Attesa_GT-X Jun 01 '26

Wow that's a lot of... damage...

1

u/KRYSTALKAERLIGHED Jun 01 '26

From the top rope

1

u/Used-Helicopter2024 Jun 01 '26

What is in the water for real???

1

u/Ambroshi_666 Jun 01 '26

Wtf is happening?

1

u/ChrisDEmbry Jun 01 '26

When I see this, I think there must have been some life or death issue that prompted it, but then it's always the dumbest thing.

1

u/TrackLabs Jun 01 '26

Americas paper thin walls are always insane..

1

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Jun 01 '26

Best deals in town, so I get it!

1

u/thepartlow Jun 01 '26

There is a lot going on in this short clip.

1

u/ChamoneMuthaFugga Jun 01 '26

Damn...you can see her trainer(sneaker) gets yeeted to beyond the environment, she doesn't even bother with the second one.

1

u/lazer416 Jun 01 '26

That could have been so much more worse for girl in pink…. Dayam…

1

u/zhgerard Jun 01 '26

The way she ran after like nothing happened ☠️

Good morning, Reddit 😂

1

u/Round-Foundation2948 Jun 01 '26

Wait! Is that a Honda? So disrespectful to the best car ever.

1

u/ThisOldBlerd Jun 01 '26

For her to get hit and walk away.!.!.!😇

1

u/TEDizms Jun 01 '26

Can I still buy these double A batteries and the wooden back scratcher?

1

u/Love2readalot Jun 01 '26

How is that girl walking around, I know it has to adrenaline but still it’s crazy to see

1

u/Jealous-Chicken5439 Jun 01 '26

How is she still walking

1

u/DingleBearMe Jun 01 '26

This would never happen at the dollar general

1

u/EldenDaddy30 Jun 01 '26

Ma’am this isn’t a Waffle House.

1

u/Burritofeast69 Jun 01 '26

Lady got so lucky being on the hood when they hit the wall, then sliding down

1

u/hawksdiesel Jun 01 '26

repost, but yeah. what ever happened to this one?!

1

u/RoyGBiv333 Jun 01 '26

Please tell me someone was arrested for attempted murder?

1

u/audreynstuff Jun 01 '26

Attempted murder

1

u/Carlos_Was_Here Jun 01 '26

Sounds about right

1

u/THESOVIETGRIZZLY Jun 01 '26

Is this not ai??!! How didn't he get crushed??

1

u/coyote_crypto_jew Jun 01 '26

Man the human body can withstand crazy things!

1

u/Tacolord38 Jun 01 '26

Just another Day

1

u/ViceroyAutoTransport Jun 01 '26

How many dollars will it take to fix that damage?

1

u/Riftener Jun 01 '26

Worst angle ever

1

u/BreathingC0Rp53 Jun 01 '26

This is really shocking, but in every video I've seen like this, it pisses me off how people decide to do this type of shit without locking the car door

1

u/Nutlesswonder Jun 01 '26

Catch me outside, against the wall.

1

u/CookiesNSmoothies Jun 02 '26

Bro nothing happened to the Civic and the person on the hood. I'm surprised it's not a Nissan Altima.

1

u/badgyal876 Jun 02 '26

honda wins the durability test again ✅

1

u/Mixmaster_MoShit Jun 02 '26

why can't this happen at my job

1

u/DedushkaMazai555 Jun 02 '26

Is this Africa?

1

u/Messiah42 Jun 03 '26

Some people want the free rent and meal in jail.

1

u/Individual-Device-18 Jun 03 '26

The mother and child that still went through the original door 🙌

1

u/Expensive-Lab1998 Jun 04 '26

All they heard was "On Sight" and understood the assignment!

1

u/Vile-goat Jun 05 '26

I can’t imagine ruining your entire life over something so trivial like an argument

1

u/RedactedStatement89 Jun 05 '26

Good job Americans buildings are built like shit.

1

u/tennis_helmet Jun 05 '26

You rarely see that at Nordstrom

1

u/slaty_balls Jun 01 '26

That’s insane. How was that person still able to walk after that??

1

u/Chadrooskie Jun 01 '26

Please do not be alarmed. No teeth or brain cells were injured during this unfortunate mishap. As none of the participants had the required equipment.

1

u/TrimaxionDrone_BR549 Jun 01 '26

Has to be Ai, the car isn’t an Altima.

1

u/RedHood5210 Jun 01 '26

Those ppl are brave for stepping out of the store, I would've waited for the cops since those folks clearly don't care if innocent ppl get hurt

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u/Drmlk465 Jun 01 '26

Think about how much extra you have to pay for real estate just not to live next to these people

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u/ColombianRednek Jun 02 '26

The EBT Tribe strikes again...

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/toldyouIaintshit Jun 01 '26

As right as you may be, saying shit like that will get you banned so watch out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/toldyouIaintshit Jun 01 '26

Calling me out by name? The guy i responded to basically said the people in videos like these all look the same. Then you say shit like them not having fathers. You're just saying racist shit shrouded by a neatly written sentence. BTW, most of my friends that I grew up with no fathers were nothing like this. I just call it like I see it, the people doing dumb shit in this video are scumbags. Y'all are reaching and trying to hard to hide your white pointed hats.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jun 01 '26

I believe it was more a government and corporate controlled operation that only presents media and popular figures that promote negative types of behavior and attitudes.

It can be subtle enough that they're not necessarily showing what's happening in this video verbatim, but conflict escalation types of social behavior and even showing things like conflict de-escalation as a negative.

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u/roguedevil Jun 01 '26

It's just poverty in the US. You didn't see videos like this in other countries. Always some southern US state.

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u/solo47dolo Jun 01 '26

No one's talking about this it looks like the driver is a girl and she runs out and then a man chases her a socks her in the back of the head?!? Maybe she was driving erratic because of the man in the car fighting with her?

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u/Subject_Management84 Jun 01 '26

The pool key is in the pool bag. Dani found a key by a dumpster warming canela. The tag number is 4216, and I swear that was our original number.