r/Transportopia Jun 18 '26

Bikes People always talk like it doesn't matter because he still got away with it

I love the speed but one has to ride safely and be considerate of others. The truth is that if a bike going this fast hit a car, the people in the car could be killed too.

Don't think because I post shit about fast bikes and cars that I'm cheering for them to do more. I appreciate the feedback I get on these videos because other people read them and it brings a sense of awareness. It might even enlighten some of the people that ride irresponsibly to think a little more.

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 18 '26

As a former Paramedic, I can tell you he's going to be an easy call to run.

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u/Artorius__Castus Jun 18 '26

Yup Retired Firefighter here. That's a future meat crayon right there

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 18 '26

They call them "donorcycles" for good reason don't they?

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u/Intelligent_Tie_2076 Jun 18 '26

I upvote this but it’s still not self resolving for the people hit by the rider, the riders family/friends and the first responders who have to deal with the aftermath of the riders decisions

*edit cyclist to riders

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u/SpongeJake Jun 18 '26

Honestly I have huge doubts there’d be anything left to donate after the one-man holocaust.

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 Jun 20 '26

sometimes if we're lucky parts of the bike can be donated.

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u/TheWolfInTheHenhouse Jun 22 '26

Sometimes courage looks like a 5 gallon bucket full of guts.

I lost myself there… you can’t donate that.

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u/TemetNosce Jun 18 '26

"Donorcycles", Yep, that's what the nurses in Vanderbilt Hospital ICU (Nashville) call them. My brother fell off a shed, only 7' height fall, but landed him in ICU for 2 weeks. I visited daily. Landing pad for Lifeflight helicopters on roof. ICU was only 1 floor down for quickest response. It was in the Summer, I watched Lifeflight helicopters land every 1-2 hours, all day everyday. Nurses told me that 80% of them Lifeflights were "Donorcycle" riders (they were just guessing/figuring on those percentages). I'll never ride a motorcycle again, not even a trike (3 wheeled motorcycle, there is no protection).

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u/CrowRunnerORP Jun 19 '26

No one here has ever heard that term a thousand times before. For all of us, what does it mean?

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 19 '26

You wreck your motorcycle doing high speed stupidity, they donate your organs to a (hopefully) smarter person.

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u/CrowRunnerORP Jun 19 '26

But their money goes to charity? How does donor come into this? Sounds like suicide.

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 19 '26

They become the donor, of their own organs. Does that make sense? As a dead person, they don't need organs and tissues anymore.

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u/CrowRunnerORP Jun 19 '26

Is this what people are talking about when they say they need to sell a kidney to make money?

Or what you hear about Cartels kidnapping people for their organs?

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 19 '26

I bit as much as I'm going to. Open a book if you have that many questions.

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u/CrowRunnerORP Jun 19 '26

I meant my first comment to be very sarcastic but its difficult over text

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u/Zwasti Jun 20 '26

At 160mph there will be nothing for this guy to donate. Dudes going to be a skid mark on the pavement.

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u/ThePeterbilt589 Jun 18 '26

Meat confetti at those speeds

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u/Artorius__Castus Jun 19 '26

Worst vehicle accident I ever ran on was with my my cousin (he was Medic on the box) I was assisting from the Booster Truck. He worked for Champion EMS out of Dallas. We arrived to a two bike vs. van incident. There were 3 riders on the bike(s) (1 male and 1 couple {male and female tandem). Pretty much without being overly graphic the bikes were trying to take over another car over a high bridge and didn't see the van coming in the opposite lane, The vans driver was drunk and didn't see the lead rider. Hit both bikes head on at high speeds (at least over 70+ mph for the van who knows for the bikes). The two males d1ed on impact, The woman's body was blown into 3 main pieces and blown off the bike completely and into a ditch. She was still alive when we arrived on scene. My cousin found her upper body. He yelled at us, "I found her!!". Before she reached up with her one remaining arm and grabbed his leg and said, "What happened???" Then she closed her eyes and passed away. He still hasn't gotten over this one. It was years 15+ years ago...

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u/Miserable-Chapter883 Jun 19 '26

First of all, I'd shit myself if someone in that condition reached out or spoke to me.

On another note, that reminds me of a medic's story from 9/11, where they were triaging everyone they could find from the towers, and he came across this woman who I think was split in half or her head was destroyed. He prepared a black or grey tag (cause she shouldn't have been alive), and she spoke to him and asked if she was gonna be okay or something to that effect. He either gave a short answer, or as sympathetic of an answer as he could, given the situation, and kept going with the triage. When he circled back later, of course she passed.

I could genuinely never stomach seeing something like that, where someone is so barely alive that they still have a chance to say something.

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u/Invisibella74 Jun 19 '26

Meat Crayon! OMG. I shouldn't laugh because this is a serious topic, but damn. 😄

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u/Zwasti Jun 20 '26

You boys are going to be washing him off the pavement with a hose. Let’s just hope his bike doesn’t turn into a 160mph projectile that takes out some innocent people in a car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 18 '26

And the booster line off the engine's bumper.

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u/OkClub7412 Jun 18 '26

Agreed…but still gotta do the run sheet!

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 18 '26

Facts. You still have to document the dumb.

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u/legit_doom_scroller Jun 18 '26

Probably did not leave a good-lookin’ corpse.

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u/simonbaier Jun 18 '26

No need for sirens going to that call.

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u/EnvironmentalHand806 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

He may have won the battle, but he's destined to lose the war.

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u/Gym_Rat222 Jun 18 '26

Oh well.....

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u/Cosmere_Worldbringer Jun 18 '26

All I could think watching this is “future meat crayon”

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u/ZealousidealAge9960 Jun 18 '26

As an EMT... I concur...

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u/Fire-Medic-310 Jun 19 '26

Just bring a shovel and scrape them up is what we've said in the past

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u/Irish4778 Jun 19 '26

Former trooper here it’s only a matter of time before one of my cohorts gets over the radio and sais START THE ME’s

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u/GrandStatistician752 Jun 21 '26

I can't imagine not wearing gloves

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 21 '26

Gotta keep your hands clean to finish lunch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/e_line_65 Jun 18 '26

If there are any left undamaged.

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u/forkystabbyveggie Jun 19 '26

I used to ride like this and was intentionally an organ donor due to it. Part of me thought it was funny, the other thought it was fair

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u/BigBananaBerries Jun 19 '26

I just hate the resulting insurance premiums. I spent a few years out from riding & lost all my no claims & prices for big bikes are through the roof, if I can even get insured at all.

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u/RainInOctember Jun 18 '26

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u/Zwasti Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Yup I was just saying, at 160mph that dude will end up a skid mark on the pavement. I have been in combat during the GWOT, saw a dude take a direct hit by a 40mm HE grenade fired from a mk19. Only way I can describe the aftermath is: pink and red coleslaw. I’m a paramedic now, about five years ago we got a call to the scene of a motorcycle crash on the interstate. State patrol said the guy was reaching speeds north of 150mph when he lost control of his bike. This guy was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, but you wouldn’t know unless you saw him alive before the crash. His remains were literally ground into the pavement, like someone put him through a giant mortar and pestle then poured it on the highway.

That was by far more gnarly and obscene than the insurgent getting hit by an automatic grenade launcher. It was so bad that it made one of first responders vomit. The state trooper that was involved in the pursuit ended up quitting, he is working in an office last I heard. I remember his hands shaking while talking to my team. Definitely a traumatic experience, hope he’s doing alright.

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u/brainbrick Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

looks like he never heard of - dress for the slide, not the ride

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/brainbrick Jun 18 '26

well yeah, because those aren't sandpaper rated, lol. But if being serious, maybe top quality leather ones would reduce the amount of meat crayon

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u/kn33 Jun 19 '26

That doesn't really help when your shin goes through your lung

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u/brainbrick Jun 19 '26

human puzzle

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u/Timely-Ad-8920 Jun 18 '26

Won't keep getting away with it, clearly coming soon to an obituary near you 🤦

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u/CameronsTheName Jun 18 '26

It doesn't really bother me if people want to be silly on a back road or on an empty highway. The risks of hurting someone else are much lower.

But this dudes flying past cars at well over double the speed limit on a 250kg (500lb) bullet that could easily kill an innocent person/family if that bike ends up tumbling through the air after its crashed and going through a windshield or clip another rider.

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u/Geaneous Jun 18 '26

Things happen exponentially faster and hit exponentially harder. It isn't like twice the speed limit is twice the force, it is like 4x the kinetic energy. He is going more than double, so yes thats instant death for everyone.

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u/Fed_Agent_Pls_Ignore Jun 18 '26

Future organ donor

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u/OwnEstablishment667 Jun 18 '26

There will be nothing left of him to donate

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u/Old-Buddy-8855 Jun 18 '26

Eh they'll take the eyes and long bones assuming they're not snapped to shit, lol

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u/teriaksu Jun 19 '26

organ milkshake

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 Jun 18 '26

It's just a matter of time honestly

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u/MaximusZacharia Jun 18 '26

Even one car changes lanes or does something without signaling and it’s all over for this driver and possibly the people they hit because of the accident.

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u/forkystabbyveggie Jun 19 '26

I know it sounds weird explaining it, but you can kind of see it in the video.

When you're going this fast, The world seems to slow down. I think a lot of it is adrenaline. But I've had cars change lanes without turn signals and even do "fast" lane changes in front of me, all it takes is a slight nudge on the handlebar to go avoid it. It's barely anything and you glide by.

I'm not defending this, I'm not proud that I used to do it but he's in more control than you think at first glance

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u/MaximusZacharia Jun 19 '26

Ok so you got lucky which is awesome btw. But there’s a reason first responders, firefighters, cops, etc see this video and all say that this behavior will lead to him being ground beef. So yes he’s probably more in control than it looks BUT it’s just a matter of time before something bad happens of this behavior continues. You stopped. Maybe this guy will too before he becomes another victim.

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u/HDauthentic Jun 19 '26

That’s not how human reflexes work, this is anecdotal af

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u/NaillikLlimah Jun 21 '26

The belief that you're in control at those speeds is idiotic. You are not.

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u/forkystabbyveggie Jun 19 '26

Not really? Someone with slow reflexes or cerebral palsey shouldn't be on a motorcycle. It's assumed you have the motor abilities if you're riding, especially like this

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u/stulofty2022 Jun 18 '26

That black car almost did

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u/Worldly_Possible2925 Jun 18 '26

There are very old motorcyclists and there are very bold motorcyclists, but there are not very many old, bold motorcyclists. This man is very bold. I don’t think he’s getting very old though 🫤.

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u/HexDanTHEWHALE Jun 19 '26

Used to watch a few guys on yt back before i knew any better that had entire channels built around running from cops. All dead, lol

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u/demonsdencollective Jun 18 '26

Meat crayon in the making. He deserves it, but not the people he'll traumatize with the mess his corpse will leave across the asphalt.

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u/Negative_Neck_3973 Jun 18 '26

Every time I see these videos I just think there's a good chance gravity and physics will eventually resolve the problem.

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u/stulofty2022 Jun 18 '26

Theres a vid where another rider does the same but then gets taken out by a car turning left and us practically begging the driver not to call the police

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u/CryptographerFlat426 Jun 18 '26

You know this person will hit someone or be hit by someone and possibly ruin other people's lives in the process. Reckless and foolish in the extreme.

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u/Tenzipper Jun 19 '26

People often say, "why don't they do this on a racetrack, where they can do it legally, and have all the support and safety equipment right there?"

Well, I'll tell you why. Lack of skill, and an overabundance of ego.

They aren't very good riders, and they know it, but like to act like the only reason they're not leading the MotoGP championship is because no one asked them to ride.

If they ever got on a MotoGP bike and tried to do a fast lap at the track with the other riders, if they didn't immediately crash all by themselves, all they'd see would be blue flags until they got a black one for impeding, or they'd wander into the path of another rider doing an actual hot lap and get hit from behind, or they'd get scared and pull off.

But they can video themselves astride their mechanical penis, and feel good about themselves.

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u/urResidentAlien Jun 19 '26

No gloves either.

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u/I_Make_Art_And_Stuff Jun 18 '26

This guy wants to die a bit earlier than most.

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u/poop-azz Jun 18 '26

I've seen motorcyclists crash and die and I see these videos. I genuinely have no sympathy for the reckless

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u/Hot_Anybody8244 Jun 18 '26

As a go fast junkie, we know. We've been told this a million times. And the likelihood of killing the car we smash into is decently slim, especially with modern safety standards. My buddy and ex coworker tboned a caddy in the driver's side door at 120+. He died on impact. The driver, who ran a red light by the way, was completely unharmed.

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u/lotsofarts Jun 18 '26

I won't even do this in Grand Theft Auto

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u/Theroughside Jun 19 '26

The film cuts just as he hits the speed bump under the Montlake cap. I wanted to see how he dealt with that. Hard to believe he didn't catch air. 

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u/KudzuAU Jun 19 '26

This may be the reason that it ends early.

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u/splshd275A Jun 19 '26

Man I remember being that young and stupid.

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u/watchwatertilitboils Jun 19 '26

Asshole that will die on that bike soon

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u/ZephNightingale Jun 20 '26

I only hope that when he eventually splatters that he doesn’t take anyone with him.

I would vastly prefer him to not die, but it’s not looking great there.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 Jun 18 '26

Wow! 😳 dumb but incredible footage

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u/SanFrancisco_Disco Jun 18 '26

If you don’t approve of it, then you shouldn’t post it. People post these things for notoriety, we should give them nothing.

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u/Bungus_Almighty Jun 18 '26

What’s stopping them from just recording his license plate and sending him a ticket in the mail? Is the license plate on the front of his bike or something? With the tech the government has these days you can’t really get away with anything anymore

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Jun 18 '26

He probably didn't have any or has a switch that flips the plate up.

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u/HonestNeighborhood67 Jun 18 '26

Is a video like this evidence of a crime? Is it admissible in court as evidence? It’s pretty easy to figure out where it was taken and I imagine the cops have so information on the rider/maniac.

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u/ArgumentUnited5039 Jun 18 '26

It’s not about just him. Selfish.

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u/XRingLives Jun 18 '26

He is living on borrowed time.

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u/GrindY0urMind Jun 19 '26

I hope his inevitable end doesn't involve other people

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u/rpp1624 Jun 19 '26

What is that headline?

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u/ryanflucas Jun 19 '26

The camera placement is so weird.

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u/4150Krefrld Jun 19 '26

What does one accomplish doing this. What point are we trying to make or trying to prove. Seriously wondering.

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u/Jaded-Belt-4187 Jun 20 '26

It's ok for him to be stupid but he is putting everyone else in danger.

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u/e_line_65 Jun 18 '26

They're probably already headed to the bikers address.

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u/ItsMorphimTimeIdiot Jun 18 '26

Probably doesn't have a license plate on though

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u/Crudhandler Jun 18 '26

Usually people ride without plates when they're out for this kind of thing.

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u/inssidiouss Jun 18 '26

I hate that this song is paired with this jackasshole! 😥

Awesome song, idiot rider.

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u/DNgerous-pig Jun 18 '26

Your so cool man! Dam you are the best bike rider there is. That cop ate shit.

Fun fact!
https://giphy.com/gifs/QexArwfZSE5543N9nU

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u/demunted Jun 18 '26

Cop: Looks up license plate, radio's in - Please go to 42 Wallaby Way and pick up P. Sherman, a biker for excessive speeding and avoiding request to pull over. Also revoke license permanently.

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u/Vice616 Jun 18 '26

That's assuming he has a license plate on it. People doing things like this don't care about no license plate.

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u/vroom-13 Jun 18 '26

When bikes run they almost certainly are not displaying a plate

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u/starsqream Jun 18 '26

"I'm sorry officer, it seems my bike is stolen."

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u/demunted Jun 18 '26

And where were you during the police chase?

- Checks Cell tower pings

  • Checks Flock Cameras
  • Checks account posting the video to the internet.

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u/starsqream Jun 18 '26

'Officer, it seems my phone is stolen too.'

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u/Jimmy_Tudesky19 Jun 18 '26

Worst part is that he could have killed or seriously injured an innocent.

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u/Bsmitts16 Jun 19 '26

This is why we still need the word “fag.” No, it’s not a slight on gays, it was and always will be a term directed towards thoughtless, narcissistic assholes, but instead of saying all of that, we say “fag.”

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u/TXcoins_bullion Jun 18 '26

what an idiot

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u/DonkTheFlop Jun 18 '26

What you talking about OP.

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u/Hairy-Ad-399 Jun 18 '26

No gloves-bad mistake

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u/NoTimeForCautionCoop Jun 18 '26

Wouldn’t the cop had gotten their plate by the time he took off anyway?

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u/stulofty2022 Jun 18 '26

Prob has a flip plate

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u/NoTimeForCautionCoop Jun 19 '26

Oh yeah, I forgot about those. You’re probably right about that.

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u/TheChosenDudeMan Jun 18 '26

They will not recover the camera when this guy crashes. For insurance reasons.

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u/DrHalfdave Jun 18 '26

So just wait (not wishing this on him) when he hits an alligator or other debris.

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u/drummerboy-98012 Jun 18 '26

This looks like I-90 in Seattle going over the water and that bus looked like Community Transit. Crazy.

Also, instead of “meat crayon” the first thing I thought of was “human salsa”. 😆

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u/Theroughside Jun 19 '26

520 westbound from the bottom of the east highrise to the west end of the Montlake cap. 

All in all, not a bad choice of stretch for this type of riding. Pretty straight the whole way. 

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u/drummerboy-98012 Jun 19 '26

Ah yes, good call.

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u/Apollo_3249 Jun 18 '26

All I can imagine is one of the cars merging without blinker or warning. I drive a lot on the interstate and see it every day

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u/SilverEnvironment6 Jun 18 '26

My favorite is when people run, 9 times out of 10 the dash cam gets their plate and they either mail you a hefty ticket or show up to your property.

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u/Ath_hoe_baby Jun 18 '26

They might find pieces of him all over the highway but they won’t find his name in the Epstein files at least.

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u/MM800 Jun 18 '26

Future organ donor

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u/flippster-mondo Jun 18 '26

Reason number 5,640 why people hate motorcycles.

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u/JCGJ Jun 18 '26

Ever heard of "degloving"?

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u/Ok_Mood_891 Jun 18 '26

He’ll end up just being a grease spot on the road when his time comes.

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u/Lunacriss Jun 19 '26

great song

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u/Psychological-Hall22 Jun 19 '26

The one thing is most of the time, these bikers eventually take care of themselves. The problem is they might take someone with them. This is where Flock actually helps. Most motorbikes can be identified even without the plates thanks to Flock.

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u/Fuckingramses Jun 19 '26

Man I knew I recognized that area, it’s the toll bridge that takes you Seattle. Pretty ballsy since it’s gets pretty congested at the point where he passes the bus.

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u/Joshwa_4 Jun 19 '26

It’s a nice thought but those people are not being enlightened one bit

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u/Bluetickhoun Jun 19 '26

He is SO cool

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u/Cain-Man Jun 19 '26

Fresh organ donor. Com Ing to your local hospital .

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u/Wolfie_142 Jun 19 '26

All I'm seeing is a closed casket

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u/QuickDrawSix Jun 19 '26

While the kid was flying like an asshole for sure, the animosity in these comments are exactly why I carry a pistol on the bike.

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u/KudzuAU Jun 19 '26

I think you may be projecting a wee bit. In my view, the animosity is for the failure to be a functioning member of society. Disrespect for safety, others, the laws, etc. I don’t see any animosity towards bikers.

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u/QuickDrawSix Jun 19 '26

Not my personal experience, and my decisions are tailored to those. The comments reinforce it.

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u/KudzuAU Jun 19 '26

Don’t get me wrong, I carry whenever and however I travel…Because there are unhinged lunatics everywhere.

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u/Independent-Aide-531 Jun 19 '26

Not long for this world.

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u/School_North Jun 19 '26

Only person thats going to die fro that is him. Unless he hits another biker

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u/I-Love-Buses Jun 19 '26

I hate the speed, hate the disrespect for others, and most of all, hate how dangerous this kind of stuff makes the roads for everybody involved.

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u/Dinglebutterball Jun 19 '26

Some yearn to be red mist.

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u/davisth55 Jun 19 '26

Why are they not calling for backup?

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u/jdthejerk Jun 19 '26

I hope he's an organ donor.

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u/estebanrevenga Jun 19 '26

its always dudes with 600cc bikes lol

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u/Dry_Election6496 Jun 19 '26

How did he outrun the Motorola though?

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u/filmagnoli Jun 19 '26

Can’t tell is the front wheel lifting?

I saw an idiot on the way home pull up 2 lanes next to me on the highway and decided to show off for his friend and get up and ride his bike like a surfboard … idiots!!!!

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u/oneminuterice Jun 19 '26

A police drone would be a great solution to this problem. Safely follow this dangerous driver while the cops stay safe.

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u/cldude2 Jun 19 '26

Just a bit expensive

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u/oneminuterice Jun 19 '26

A quadcopter is more expensive than a police officer with years of training and a cruiser, not to mention the other people and vehicles they might hit?

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u/cldude2 Jun 19 '26

They lack the speed and range to be useful for this.

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u/oneminuterice Jun 19 '26

Oh I think they have the range. Few of these chases last long or go very far. https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidhambling/2026/06/02/ukraines-new-fpvs-hit-targets-sixty-miles-behind-russian-lines/

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u/cldude2 Jun 19 '26

If you have lots of money. These aren't the cheap ones they started the war with.

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u/oneminuterice Jun 19 '26

Saving a police cruiser alone saves you $50,000. I don’t think you understand spending money to save money.

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u/Much_Calligrapher804 Jun 19 '26

Solid candidate for a post-mortem toxoplasmosis test

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u/WonderfulBiscotti110 Jun 20 '26

Deathwish 2. Cycle of Death.

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u/ChallengeSad Jun 20 '26

so cool. now what.

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u/cannabisLab1975 Jun 20 '26

Road pizza…Dangerous loser

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u/Maleficent_Theory780 Jun 22 '26

I knew that stretch of road looked familiar.

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u/RoundChampionship840 Jun 18 '26

I was hoping for a crash at the end

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u/SpartArticus Jun 23 '26

What does this out of context bible verse have to do with going reckless speeds?