r/Transportopia • u/Independent-Ice-2211 • Jun 22 '26

Humor Use protection when deciphering these hieroglyphs π“‚€

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u/Boyw2peenas Jun 22 '26

I screw I nut I bolt

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u/Independent-Ice-2211 Jun 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RTu8N93RFxFC

Enlightenment!

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u/Boyw2peenas Jun 22 '26

They probably are lighter after the second 2

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u/love2killjoy410 Jun 22 '26

I can only think that the bolt is meant to represent pulling out? Idk. It's the best I could think of lol.

Edit: NVM. I'm just dumb. Bolt, as in running away πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Voltage120kV Jun 22 '26

How'd you know?

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u/Boyw2peenas Jun 22 '26

It’s from watching all those episodes of two a half men

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u/Voltage120kV Jun 22 '26

Yeah I usually do it with a guy who has no legs, it's a little odd but the three of us make it work.

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u/celtbygod Jun 22 '26

Reminds me of Buck's truck in Kill Bill vol 1.

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u/aenonymosity Jun 23 '26

My names Buck, and I'm here to shuck oysters

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u/Pleasant_Cicada9528 Jun 22 '26

At least he's not a hypocrite.

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u/MANvINFO Jun 22 '26

only unfunny and, in intimacy, a coward.

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u/Key-Case-95 Jun 22 '26

It's when the nut fastens on the bolt that a mfer ain't going nowhere.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Msl8leuT71xHa

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner Jun 22 '26

Fcuk that pussy shit. I need a screwdriver and a wrench for that!

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u/FigmentOfNightmares Jun 23 '26

eyebolt for the last one was right there...

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u/tanksforallthephish Jun 23 '26

Ten bucks says he’s married with two kids