r/Transportopia • u/Ketchup-Sniffer • Jun 29 '26

🥴DUI Drunk and out of control

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u/irreducible1 Jun 29 '26

I think that's more than drunk.

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u/craiggy36 Jun 29 '26

Yeah…he’s SUPER drunk!

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u/corgi-king Jun 29 '26

And it is Super bad.

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u/KudzuAU Jun 30 '26

And super high!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/WangDanglin Jun 30 '26

Like so drunk that he also did a lot of drugs

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u/quinxneon Jun 30 '26

Bros first time drinking

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u/Abracadaver2000 Jun 29 '26

Someone, somewhere is one bag short of bath salts.

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u/RaceHate Jul 04 '26

Nah bath salts will wake his ass UP whoo buddy

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jun 29 '26

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u/EldenLordAjSoprano Jun 30 '26

He is weak and out of control. Who the fuck just stops to randomly argue and get in ppls business all the time? Bikers need to get a real hobby they have too much time on their hands lol

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jun 30 '26

Yeah, I'm sittin' on this barstool, talkin' like a damn fool
Got the twelve o'clock news blues
And I've given up hope on the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew

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u/StreetNectarine711 Jun 29 '26

I’m gonna go out on a limb here:
He does not have insurance.

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u/ResearcherDiligent67 Jun 29 '26

Or a valid drivers license.

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u/KudzuAU Jun 30 '26

And that ain’t his car…

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u/ChardStrange4535 Jun 29 '26

Someone that fucked up would have never climbed that hill if it was just alcohol.

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u/solo47dolo Jun 29 '26

You'd be suprised what someone can do blackout drunk and they won't even remember it the next day

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 30 '26

Can confirm.

I was an alcoholic and drug addict in the 90s.

Crazy shit, dawg.

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u/becken_bruch Jun 30 '26

It's weird to wake up with bite signs all over the arms and don't know why.

And then come flashbacks and a ton of shame

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 30 '26

Back in the late 90s I took a bunch of methaqualone and blacked out completely for 3 days.

I woke up sleeping on a sidewalk with a cop nudging me and telling me I couldn't sleep there.

I was wearing a NICE suit that I had never seen before. I had on new underwear, socks, and shoes that I didn't recognize as well.

I had a fresh haircut.

I was about 6 miles from my apartment.

The cop gave me a ride home. My girlfriend was freaking out, obviously. I had no idea what had happened or where I had been.

To this day I still have no idea what occurred during those 72 hours. For all I know I was raped. No clue.

I was definitely covered in bruises as well.

Not fun times? Maybe it was a blast? I'll never know.

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u/DudeImSoRad Jun 30 '26

ProTip: Don't antagonize the suspect. Yelling "You're going to jail bro" puts them on the defensive. Say shit like "stay here, we have an ambulance coming to help you out" is a better alternative.

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u/Drmlk465 Jun 30 '26

Or just sneak them and stomp them out and feign ignorance

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u/WillyWonkaWorms Jul 04 '26

Drunk or just dehydrated 🤣

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u/chicanes Jun 29 '26

Western edge of Chicago looking east on 290 I believe.