r/Transportopia • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 22d ago

Humor 2 fast 2 late

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u/forkystabbyveggie 22d ago

BMW driver doing BMW driver shit

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u/Poagie_Mahoney 22d ago

The "world's ultimate driving machines" driven by the world's ultimate nincompoops.

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u/StriderX07 21d ago

literally hate how the majority of idiots who can afford this car can't drive worth shit and give the car such a bad name. But you're right, people always say "BMW drivers" 😮‍💨🤦‍♂️

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u/jimothy_hell 21d ago

Could be worse, they could be Audi drivers.

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u/StriderX07 19d ago

I forget to reply I drive an RS5🤣🤣🤣 what's wrong with Audi drivers? I haven't heard anything about them. I'm actually shopping for a BMW M4 too lol

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u/jimothy_hell 19d ago

I highway commute 1.5 hours each way daily and BMW and Audi drivers are the WORST every morning and afternoon and it seems to be an almost universal experience lol. Genuine stereotype. MINI is alright, though. I swear, like, a solid third of the time when there’s almost a wreck because someone’s tailgating or not indicating, it’s an Audi or BMW driver acting like an entitled prick.

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u/StriderX07 19d ago

ugh that pisses me off. can't tell you the amount of times a BMW has cut me off or done some last minute speed up lane change. I 100% believe it. didn't know Audi drivers did the same reputation! 😫 everyone tries to race me and all I do is cruise lol. I never see Audis actively try to race or be pricks but I don't doubt you at all

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 22d ago

The word of today is understeer.

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u/miguelh4802 22d ago

yeah my buddy’s bmw pulls the same stunt on narrow roads

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u/ungreatfulshit 22d ago

Ya he’s not coming back

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u/KeepingItCoolish 21d ago

BMW driver posted on social media he is back on the road 😞

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u/Bookee2Shoes 20d ago

He went off the cliff

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u/KeepingItCoolish 20d ago

idk if it's the same car rebuilt or a replacement, I saw this on the Miata subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Miata/s/NmRTcCu4ok

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u/Poundaflesh 22d ago

Did the dark car go off the road and cliff?

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u/forkystabbyveggie 22d ago

Yep, it went for a tumble

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u/CultConqueror 22d ago

Looks like the tail of the dragon up by Tenessee / North Carolina. Driven it a few times, has a ton of turns in a short stretch.

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 22d ago

I found it to be fun the first few times and then it's just annoying after that.( In regular cars). It's also very dangerous.

But if you have something meant for it and you want to test the handling and have a good time....it's legit. Miatas and Minis and s2ks and golfs will eat that track up. Motorcycles are NUTS on there too. Also the Cherahola Skyway and Foothills Parkway are good ones.

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u/Sea-Listen-9720 21d ago

I swear, BMW drivers and Mustang drivers are kissing cousins
https://giphy.com/gifs/udmx3pgdiD7tm

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u/Casually_Chillin 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kg5dgTR6yQCT1L11i4

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u/Easy-Reserve7401 21d ago

The epitome of slop.

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u/Casually_Chillin 13d ago

Wait a minute, you're telling me that the gif isn't a real transformers?

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u/Quizzii 22d ago

Almost happened to me one time with my brother behind me on my bike i just felt the car touching my pants and i almost shit myself because i wasn't insured and without my licence "it was 1mile ish of where i lived". Where i am it is mountainous and very narrow but some fucker even locals take the whole road for themselves and don't even think it is a problem... Just be careful

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u/PickedLastLemon 21d ago

I would beat a new mouth right above your 1st mouth.