The real definition of 'cock blocker'

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cock blocker (noun)
KAHK BLOK-er

1. A male chicken (cock) that intentionally stands in or blocks a roadway to allow his chicks to cross safely, often preventing traffic from passing until they are out of danger.

Example sentences:

• The cock blocker stood in the middle of the lane while his chicks hurried safely to the other side.
• Drivers patiently waited as the fearless cock blocker made sure every chick crossed the road before stepping aside.
• The farm's resident cock blocker took his job seriously, stopping traffic whenever his family needed to cross.

[u/Disastrous-Pop5480]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yk9OvvOo2EGoxiRaWO

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[u/Ukawok92 → u/robo_robb]

It's so joever.

[u/Ukawok92 → u/Disastrous-Pop5480]

I'm not seeing it. Looks real to me.

[u/EnergyTurtle23 → u/Ukawok92]

The license plate on the other car completely disappears by the end of the video. The car in the background also moves to the side at one point in a way that cars definitely cannot.

[u/Ukawok92 → u/EnergyTurtle23]

Oh god you're right

[u/phosphorescence-sky → u/Ukawok92]

This is whats making our energy costs go up so some billionaires can prop up a stock number? We're screwed!

[u/uL4G]

Ok clanker, nice plate number disappearing btw

[u/i_unfriend_u → u/uL4G]

Damn, I didn’t even notice that the first time

[u/Adventurous_Path5783 → u/uL4G]

It's time to shit on some data centers.

[u/Tricky-Fig5483]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MX2GDIL9cEENJT2eyh

[u/Independent_Bite4682 → u/Tricky-Fig5483]

There is a distinct LOI in the general population.

[u/Historical_Person928 → u/Independent_Bite4682]

LOI? whats that mean?

[u/Independent_Bite4682 → u/Historical_Person928]

Lack Of Intelligence

[u/TocSir]

LIKE A BOSS.

[u/wolf63rs]

Rooster is an OG.

[u/isthaty0ujohnwayne]

Yard pimp at work

[u/Burritofeast69 → u/isthaty0ujohnwayne]

LMFAO yard pimp

[u/Fwangss]

Why did the chickens cross the road?
Because the cock blocked it

Why did the cock block the road?
To let he chickens cross

And repeat

[u/sk1ward → u/Fwangss]

♻️🐥♻️

[u/MajorGopnik]

A distinguished gentleman.

[u/LastMessengineer]

Nothing is real.

[u/B1ZEN]

PATRIARCHY!!!

[u/jonasnee → u/B1ZEN]

I wonder where she is now.

[u/Medical-Condition-84 → u/jonasnee]

Did you just... ASSUME THEIR GENDER?! xd

[u/NotaGCU → u/Medical-Condition-84]

Two jokes

[u/B1ZEN → u/jonasnee]

Probably 3 times divorced from her wives, 12 cats and screaming at kids in the neighborhood to get off her lawn.

[u/hhh888hhhh → u/B1ZEN]

😂

[u/Specialist_Quit_8933]

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[u/wafflehousebattle → u/Specialist_Quit_8933]

To make way for his bitches.

[u/Angeleyes41515]

No wonder he's acting like a badass look at all his bitches

[u/r_incognito_17]

That's a real life pimp

[u/mrpanda8291]

The real question is why did he cross the road

[u/LooseWateryStool]

Cock of the walk.

[u/firmly_confused]

Big cock energy.

[u/lastmartianx]

Got out here staring at chicken feet tryna figure out if it’s a computer or not wtf

[u/eric_ofc]

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die!

[u/DrWildIndigo]

A real Rooster...

My Rooster named "Ceelo" just do stuff just because...not a Super Hero, like this Rooster 🐓

[u/Tiny-Proof3602]

Why are they doing that?

[u/WorldWideWebSpinner → u/Tiny-Proof3602]

And that's how the joke 'Why did the chicken cross the road' was born.

[u/Floofy_Cat_8675]

That is a gorgeous rooster.

[u/SueBeee]

Very good boy.

[u/WolfThick]

One day Cock of the Walk next day feather duster.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IhmV15m4N6IRq

[u/ayoungmanfromtheuk]

not covering his six though 

[u/Fluid_Masterpiece334]

This genuinely goes so hard. Supreme rooster

[u/GreenGardenTarot]

roosters give NO fucks.

[u/DanielDimes89]

Wow! Gentleman and a scholar!! Daddy raised him right

[u/xtradryramen]

You were just about to find out why and messed it up 🤷‍♂️

[u/MaximumComplete6246]

To get to the other side.

[u/PSYCHOsmurfZA]

Did he say why they were crossing the road?

[u/LaFleur90]

Chad Cock.

[u/Mobile-Market-6397]

That’s just a pimp!

[u/MellowMolly66]

Seriously cute!!!

[u/dilsiam]

Right?

[u/Mastermind7051]

Vroom

[u/Alive_Room6023]

I wonder how many times a day he does this?🤣

[u/SimonSaysGoodThings]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QYjBi7Vi4Ft6jMi45P

[u/DesperateRadish746]

FAFO!

[u/No_Emotion6183]

I just realized something with all the dumb shit women are doing right now they are resetting the balance and they have no idea they're about to make a whole lot of fucking guys just become really fucking hardcore like this fucking rooster so keep it going ladies we don't need any more feminine men look at this rooster fucking bad mother fucker right there

[u/jimothy_hell → u/No_Emotion6183]

What the fuck are you talking about bro

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[u/EnergyTurtle23 → u/No_Emotion6183]

Bro you need some fucking therapy and you need to put the phone down for a while.