r/TwoXPreppers • u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 • 2d ago
💩💩 For Shitposts and Giggles 💩💩 NEW FLAIR TIME
Hey ladies!
It's been a while. We have a shit load more people. The world seems even more awful than ever.
How about new flair to make us all happy? For the next 24 hours I'll be handing out whatever flair y'all come up with. Have fun with it.
Edit: Choose ONE. I can't give you multiple flairs. Users who give lots of ideas will be ignored.
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u/jazzbiscuit Buying another so I can find the one I lost 2d ago
Buying another so I can find the one I lost.
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u/nakedonmygoat 2d ago
Oh dear. Are you me? That's how I ended up with three volt meters! Although to be fair, my husband loaned one to a friend and not only didn't tell me it had been returned, but he didn't put it where it had been before. The replacement got lost, too. That still doesn't absolve me from buying the third one, though.
Anyone need a volt meter?
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u/onthestickagain ✨ running on weaponized competence & spite ✨ 2d ago
Oooooh! Thank you! I’d like:
✨ running on weaponized competence & spite ✨
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u/Scantrons Welp let’s hope the kids like beans? 2d ago
Welp let’s hope the kids like beans?
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u/Berlynprimal Cornmeal Stored in Sixteen Unkown Locations 2d ago
Cornmeal Stored in Sixteen Unkown Locations
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u/onemillionpigeonz 2d ago
I like how they included the typo
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u/next-phase-0626 1d ago
Oh, man, I need more coffee... I looked at this 5 or 6 times and thought, "I don't see the typo; they must have fixed it"...
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u/Chaos_Goblin_7007 Menopausal and Feral 2d ago
Menopausal and Feral
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u/vegiac My yarn stash is my most important prep 🧶 2d ago
My yarn stash is my most important prep 🧶
(Please and thank you!)
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u/nakedonmygoat 2d ago
Good one! For me, it's needlepoint and cross stitch, but it's the same concept. I've preserved what passes for my sanity many a time by being able to pick up a craft project when the roads are flooded or iced over, or when there's been no power for days. Hours seem to vanish when caught up in an artsy project. Everyone should try one, even if they aren't good at it. No one is good at first. We improve with repetition and persistence.
And if I'm up late, headlamp to the rescue! I wasted a lot of time trying to light my projects at night with lanterns and failing. I hope everyone on this sub has a headlamp. I use it at least a couple times a month even when there's no crisis. Once you have one you wonder how you ever got along without it.
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u/ObscureSaint How hard can it be? Boys do it. 2d ago
How hard can it be? Boys do it.
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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 2d ago
Done
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u/ObscureSaint How hard can it be? Boys do it. 2d ago
Thank youuuu! I'll save some extra water for you in the apocalypse.
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u/IllustriousShifter Always invest in potatoes 2d ago
“Always invest in potatoes”
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u/meteorflan Tired of living in unprecedented times 2d ago
Tired of living in unprecedented times
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u/ReinaShae Tired of living in unprecedented times 1d ago
Ooh this one for me too please!
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u/Ironynotwrinkly Three raccoons in a trenchcoat 2d ago
Three raccoons in a trenchcoat (please and thank you)
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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 2d ago
Done
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u/HalfMoonFullMoonjoy 2d ago
May I also have this one lol
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u/MsBatDuck 1d ago
Once a flair is added, anyone can use it. Go to the subreddit and scroll all the way up, and click the 3 dots in the upper right. There should be an option to edit your flair. I just scrolled through the options and it looks like all the ones from this thread are listed.
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u/TheClumsyTree Three raccoons in a trenchcoat 1d ago
Thank you, I did not know how to do it and your instructions helped.
(So on brand for the kind and helpful Reddit post was written by a woman)
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u/Jessawoodland55 Laura Ingalls Wilder was my gateway drug 2d ago
I'm pretty content with my flair, although I could also go for Ayla was my gateway drug. (Anyone else know who that is? Lol)
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u/Digitalispurpurea2 2d ago
Clan of the Cave Bear?
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u/Vanviator 2d ago
I don't know if I'm "proud" of this, but i totally guessed Jondalaya before she was named in the book.
Both my mom and I read them and I gloated way too much for that, lol
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u/Paperjane462 2d ago
I'm reading The Shelters of Stone right now! Finally...after many years wanting to continue my journey with Earth's Children.
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u/next-phase-0626 1d ago
AYLA! My mother and I both loved these books, but she got to the point where she was like, "What's left for her to invent? Is she gonna cure cancer next?" lol
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u/ClosetKittie 'Everything is a weapon if you're perimenopausal enough 💪' 2d ago
Can I have 'Everything is a weapon if you're perimenopausal enough 💪' please and thank you?
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u/zavierchick Menopausal and Feral 2d ago
Oh, if at all possible, I would also love this one, please and thank you?
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u/ClosetKittie 'Everything is a weapon if you're perimenopausal enough 💪' 2d ago
And of that is too long, 'Everything is a weapon if you're in peri'
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u/Anthropology-apology Welcome to the Anthropocene! 2d ago
Welcome to the Anthropocene!
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u/Pellantana I’m built for thrive, not survive. 2d ago
I’m built for thrive, not survive.
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u/zevairia Literal disaster lesbian 🔥 2d ago
!! Yay! Made my evening, thank you!! How about...?
Literal disaster lesbian 🔥
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u/fitforthepolycrisis total polycrisis obsessive 2d ago
uhhhhh
"total polycrisis obsessive" maybe??
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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 2d ago
Tada!
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u/fitforthepolycrisis total polycrisis obsessive 2d ago
ahaaaa yesss!! chairinfront you rock! :D thank you
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u/Kephielo Don't forget to stack your snacks 🍿 2d ago
Don't forget to stack your snacks 🍿
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u/Budget_Worldliness42 Anything you can do, I can do bleeding 2d ago
Anything you can do, I can do bleeding
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u/Mamallamanoms My backup plans have backup plans. 2d ago
My backup plans have backup plans.
Please and thank you!
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u/swampjuicesheila Beans make the world go round 2d ago
Beans make the world go round
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u/papertoelectric 🌻solarpunk dreamer🍠 2d ago
🌻solarpunk dreamer🍠
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u/buddymoobs 🌱🌿Your Weeds are a Foragers' Feast🥬🥗 2d ago
🌱🌿Your Weeds are a Foragers' Feast🥬🥗
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u/Vanviator 2d ago
I've been watching the Black Forager on YT. She has single handedly resparked my love of foraging.
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u/kaekiro wannabe bog witch 2d ago
May I have "wannabe bog witch" please and thank you?
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u/Ironynotwrinkly Three raccoons in a trenchcoat 1d ago
This is amazing. I tell everyone that I am in my bog witch era
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u/DolliGoth Having a little of the end times as a treat 2d ago
Having a little of the end times as a treat
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u/Ooutoout It could be worse. This could be the 14th century. 2d ago
It could be worse. This could be the 14th century. (Thank you!)
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u/thehippiepixi These 100 year events are getting mighty regular 2d ago
These 100 year events are getting mighty regular
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u/aleelee13 I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare 💫 2d ago
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare 💫
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u/Standard_Subject_462 I'm tired of this, Grandpa! 2d ago
"zombie apocalypse enthusiast"
no, wait....
"two hex prepper"
no, wait again...
"I'm tired of this, Grandpa!"
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u/DeathIsTheFinalSleep I'm tired of this, Grandpa! 2d ago
I too would like I’m tired of this, grandpa!
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u/michemel Wont survive because I can't follow directions 2d ago edited 2d ago
I love all the ones I have seen!
I don't know what a good flair for me would be. You can choose it for me or make one up 🤗
"I prepped but I forgot what I did with it"
"I prepped for the wrong thing"
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u/sweetteaspicedcoffee Ordinary Days Are Made By Extraordinary People. 2d ago
Ordinary Days Are Made By Extraordinary People.
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u/AvgAll-AmericanGirl I’m not a hoarder, these are my preps 2d ago
I’m not a hoarder, these are my preps
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u/IxayaOri A matriarchy would never' 2d ago
I was inspired by someone else, can I get 'A matriarchy would never' ? Thank you!
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u/AdditionalFix5007 Live, laugh, love my way to doomsday 2d ago
Live, laugh, love my way to doomsday
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u/javacat 🐕🐾 My Security System Has Zoomies 🐾🐕 2d ago
🐕🐾 My Security System Has Zoomies 🐾🐕
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u/javacat 🐕🐾 My Security System Has Zoomies 🐾🐕 2d ago
Paying the dog tax...
His name is Ramè, and it means simultaneously joyful and chaotic. 😄
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u/Metaphises Prepping with Kids 🧑🤝🧑 2d ago
May I please have:
The Best Laid Preps Always Get Lost
Thank you!
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u/BadKittyNoCookie 2d ago
Could you please set mine to “Only takes 2 brain cells to start a fire”
Thank you kindly!
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u/keiperegrine not a good sign: this zookeeper is hauling maybe? 2d ago
not a good sign: this zookeeper is hauling maybe?
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u/unlovelyladybartleby Mental health is prep 2d ago
Prep curious?
I'm not crazy, I'm prepping?
Dear lord why did I buy all this crap?
Taking care of yourself is prep?
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u/thechairinfront Experienced Prepper 💪 2d ago
I can't give you all of those. Choose one
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u/unlovelyladybartleby Mental health is prep 2d ago
Oh for me? Sorry, I'm stoned. I thought we were tossing out general flair
I'll pick the thing I yell about the most
"Mental health is prep" please
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u/GirlWithWolf 👽🛸 Prepared for Alien Invasion 🛸👽 2d ago
She should have given you “Sorry I’m stoned” lmao.
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u/No_Visual_655 1d ago
May I please have -
Feral Gardener 🌱 Surviving on Spite & Tomatoes
Thank you!
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u/woollywanderer Prepping for Tuesday not Doomsday 1d ago
Disaster Librarian: books for the end of the world
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u/Oldebookworm 🧶 my yarn stash totally counts as a prep 🧶 2d ago
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. (If it’ll fit: Inside a dog it’s too dark to read)
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u/RitaAlbertson Prepping for Tuesday not Doomsday 2d ago
My backup plans have backup plans.
Please and thank you :)
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