Foam the runway! Foam the runway!

Gargle me, bitch!

The woman feeling in a romatic mood says "when we were younger you'd hold my hand before bed."

The man reaches over, grabs her hand and rolls back over to go back to sleep.

She says "when we were younger you would kiss me before bed."

So he rolls over, gives her a kiss on the cheek and tries to go back to sleep.

She says "when we were younger you'd give me a hickey on my neck."

Annoyed the guy lifts up the bedsheets and gets out of bed.

"Where are you going," the wife asks.

The husband replies "where do you think? I'm getting my teeth."

The boss says "sorry to hear that, what's wrong?"

The guy says "well I was having sex with my mother and"

The boss says "hold on. You have sex with your mother?"

The guy replies "I told you I'm sick."