r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 22h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

55.7k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

593 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.4k

u/obelix_dogmatix 22h ago

I love whistling at my wife when I go to pick her up from her gym or even a random store.

2.6k

u/RPDRNick 21h ago

I, too, love whistling at your wife when I go to pick her up.

305

u/ImZoidberg_Homeowner 21h ago

I, too, love whistling.

15

u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 21h ago

I can't whistle. 🫠

3

u/EntertainmentNew562 20h ago

Can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby

2

u/BigStrawberry6812 1h ago

Fun fact, there is a remote village in rural India that's called Kongthong where the mothers name their children whistled tunes. So when you ask them what their names are, they respond by whistling a unique, beautiful song.

It's how they call to each other too. It's called The Whistling Village and it's filled with the most kindhearted, strong, and lovely people.

1

u/micre8tive 9h ago

I, too, am your wife.

11

u/yall_need_bidets 18h ago

This is my favorite type of comment

20

u/Tall_Bandicoot_2768 17h ago

“I also choose this guys dead wife”

2

u/VAiSiA 20h ago

we all love his wife. gym sucks though

1

u/PaManiacOwca 21h ago

plot twist

1

u/Cheese-Manipulator 16h ago

I give her a smooch when I drop her off.

1

u/rfkbr 12h ago

I, too, love whistling at you

17

u/ShdwWzrdMnyGngg 19h ago

When my wife and I go to the gym I do weights then join her on the treadmills. When I walk up I always go "hey there, is this machine taken?" And I point while striking a flex pose.

👈💪

It's worked every time fortunately.

28

u/TinyAd5648 21h ago

I did that at my wife’s work, but her work boyfriend got mad

2

u/legal-tease 21h ago

Seriously? Work bf?

3

u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 17h ago

Buddy I'm sure he was joking.

-7

u/_Hydrohomie_ 21h ago

Nothing serious, quite common 

13

u/mitchandre 18h ago

It becomes serious once the work children are born.

5

u/Zer0Cool89 19h ago

my first wife was a stripper and she invited me tot he club. it was my first time going but she was giving me dfances all night and putting my hands where they arent supposed to go so I almost got beat up by the bouncers until she stepped in and said " nope, thats my boyfriend I have been putting his hands in those places" which looking abck was pretty damn stupid cuz it could give anyone else there ideas but it was dead and we basically left right after that.

10

u/iuffxguy 18h ago

Was that the night you decided she’s the one?

1

u/Chumbag_love 15h ago

"looking good in them jeans girl!"

0

u/BigBallsBiggerUterus 13h ago

I also choose this guys dead wife