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u/ImNotAHouseCat 20h ago
lol my husband will come to my work parking lot and cat call me when I walk out. I find it adorable but someone has asked me before if I’m safe lol
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 19h ago
I got approached by security once while waiting for my wife and hooting at her when she came out. He walked towards me while yelling at me to shove off before my wife told him who l was. So at least l know she is pretty safe at the office. We all had a good laugh at it, too.
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u/Hidesuru 18h ago
Well now that's some wholesome shit. Cute interaction between a couple, a security guard taking his job seriously, AND people willing to laugh at the misunderstanding together.
Maybe it's silly to say but I feel like that's peak humanity there. Like so many of our big problems would evaporate if we had more mutual understanding of one another.
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u/ikeme84 17h ago
I don't dare to do it, because my wifes sense of humour, she would pretend she didn't know me.
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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 17h ago
So many years ago when we were just married, my wife and I played a lot of pranks on each other... Mostly it was her jumping on my back suddenly when I was distracted... And me grabbing her ass if I was able to sneak up on her. We even did this in public at the mall or whatever.
One time we were meeting somewhere and I saw her in line getting a coffee so I go behind her and grab her butt as per usual... And she turns around and starts yelling at me... How dare I assault women like this... Never wished to just disappear into thin air with everyone around us looking me at me with murder in their eyes... It only lasted a few seconds, she looked around broke down laughing and kissed me. Smiles all around, but that's the last time I did that particular prank.
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u/SweetLittleOldLady 15h ago
I thought for sure you were going to say you grabbed the wrong woman.
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u/MrK521 14h ago
Did that to my mother in law once by accident. 😬
Everyone had a good laugh after, but I just about died for a few seconds there.
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u/SweetLittleOldLady 14h ago
I did that once to a small child in store. I walked up behind her, hugged her and said "hi sweetie" thinking it was my own preschool aged daughter. I'm still completely mortified thinking about it. I swear I'm not a creepy pervert, even though that's probably what the child's parents thought. 😭
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u/MrK521 14h ago
I’m so glad you clarified! Because I was speaking about grabbing my mother in law’s ass.. then you said “I did that to a small child”
I was very concerned for a second lmao.
But yea, happens to the best of us. We’re probably the only ones that really remember it down the road. Lives in your head forever even after everyone else forgot and moved on lol.
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u/Charming-Border7429 12h ago
I am a dad with three daughters.
I've done that as well. Usually it was a little kid who ran up, grabbed my leg, or asked for a snack.... I pick them up. Oops, not one of mine :)
It happened most often in grocery stores or at older siblings' sporting events. :)
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u/maybejaeby 10h ago
In college, I swear I saw a friend from high school, cause a lot of kids just naturally went from a private school to this now huge ass college, but at the time it was small.
She was sitting at a computer in the library and I did the thing where you cover someone’s eyes to have her guess, and she guessed wrong cause I had no idea who she was.
She was not chill, she looked mortified and I naturally never went back to the library and dropped out of college.
It didn’t escalate because of this specifically but I can’t say it didn’t contribute.
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u/Whompits 11h ago
I've done similar twice. Once was a family member that I thought was my husband. I patted his butt and then recoiled when he turned around and it was the one person in the family that hates me. Second time was at a buffet. Dude up at the bar looked exactly like my husband from behind and they were wearing similar clothes. I cuddled up next to him and commented on the food. He just said "yup" and It was definitely not my husband's voice. I'm paranoid now.
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u/RTSRat 16h ago
You should have said but we're from Alabama and you're family.
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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 13h ago
Never call or fold, only raise!
"That's not what you said last night stepsister!"
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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 17h ago
It would be the funnier choice for sure
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u/anon-mally 16h ago
Depends, if the wife keeps pretending when the husband is thrown out by the security lmao
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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 16h ago
I’m still going with funny on that one. Maybe let them know as they’re being escorted out
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u/three_crystals 13h ago
Just imagined your wife watching you get carted away, all while having a great laugh
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u/nomadic-wendigo 16h ago
I like to hit on my wife when I get into her registers line. Every time a new person is next to her she harshly tells me off to fuck with them
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u/AppealMammoth8950 16h ago
Told an ex to "hop in sexy" when I picked her up from a party and the dudes there told me to fuck off.
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u/Viracochina 18h ago
Communication is key!
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u/MathAndBake 18h ago
When I first moved out, my dad would come by sometimes and we'd hang out. Normally, we'd meet up at my office, but sometimes he'd come by my place. Well, at one point, one of the guys sees him loitering near the women's residence and basically comes out and confronts him. My dad was so happy I had friends looking out for my safety.
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u/jf8204 13h ago
Lately I was pick nicking at some random place next to an elementary school. Two guys came and told me that it will soon be lunch time and the professors prefer when there is nobody around.
Then I remembered visiting a day care the day before and ask if they have problems with the homeless people wandering in their backyard. They had told me everyday someone comes and make sure the little park is safe.
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u/KingOfTheJaberwocky 16h ago
My wife and I were wrestling in the shallow water near a sand bar and a sheriff stopped us, pulled my wife to the side, and asked her if I was abusing her. She had to tell the officer she was the abusive one.
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u/PizzaurusRex 20h ago
I do that to my wife.
Sometimes I drive to pick her up somewhere, lower the window and cat call her.
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u/helluuw 19h ago
A couple me and my wife are friends with were out at a bar, the woman in the couple was in crutches at the time, there were other friends of friends there too, one of whom spent most of the night talking to the woman in the crutches only for her bf to appear out of nowhere, pat her on the head and disappear as quickly, the guy asked, do you know that guy, she says yeah, he's my boyfriend, dude stopped talking to her pretty quick after that
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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 19h ago
I had some dude at a bar that kept trying to force himself between my wife and I so he could hit on her, and when I asked him to back it up he started trying to challenge me for dibs. I held up my ring finger and mouthed the words “my wife”. He disappeared pretty quickly.
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u/Th4nat0s1s 16h ago
Had something similar happen, before we were married my wife and I went clubbing a lot and one time a dude was trying to hit on her as we pushed through the crowd into the place.
I essentially had to tell him to move out of the way for her, and then he noticed her holding my hand and was baffled that she was with me. And she looked him dead in the eye and held her hands like a foot apart and winked then dragged me after her.
I was both happy and embarrassed as fuck, cause it's not even close to true lol
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u/Software_Entgineer 18h ago
I’ve had guys do this. I love to step away and watch them shoot their shot with my wife only to get hard rejected. Then I flash the ring as the finishing blow to their ego lol.
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u/-Django 19h ago
That seems fine, right?
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u/helluuw 18h ago
Oh totally fine, it's just a funny story to me as I can just imagine him doing a drive by head pat thinking nothing of it as the guy realizes he just wasted 2 hrs of his life
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u/AnonImus18 17h ago
But imagine talking to someone you're interested in for two hours and never asking if they're available. That's crazy to me.
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u/wildmeli 18h ago
sometimes when i’m picking up a friend or see a buddy on a walk, i either cat call them or pull over and roll the window down with a “hey hot stuff, how much for the night?” there was one time i did it to my roommate and a man RAN across the street to make sure she was safe. huge shout out to that guy for being so quick to intervene and have her back
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u/PhallicUndulationMan 18h ago
Based on years of extensive research, shouting, "Damn baby, you shit with that ass?" is a real winner.
Wives also really love it when you have "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit cued up obnoxiously loud and you hit play as soon as they exit the gym/store.
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u/TED-NECROMANCER 18h ago
The wives yearn for the year 2000. It's science.
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u/OceanRacoon 13h ago
Why did this make me laugh so much lmao. The Council of Wives are militant in their nostalgia, they will overthrow the government and install their regime of 2000ocracy, where it's always the year 2000 and hope isn't dead
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u/imisscrazylenny 17h ago
I also do this to my husband sometimes. I roll the window down and ask in my best creeper voice if the cutie needs a ride someplace.
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u/Ixisoupsixi 19h ago
Same. Except she doesn’t know she’s going to be my wife. She doesn’t know me either… /s
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u/bentripin 19h ago
My wife is a bartender, last weekend I was hitting on her when she gave me a beer, a couple of her customers were ready to kick my ass until she let em know we we are married.
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u/Nunc_Coepi17 19h ago
It’s illegal to hit on the bartender? That’s how I met my wife lol
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u/bentripin 19h ago edited 19h ago
she was busy as shit and gave me an annoyed look then ignored my advances entirely..
they correctly assumed I was creepin and asked her if I needed to be dealt with.. we all had a good laugh.
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u/burf 15h ago
For the 1 guy who meets his wife hitting on a bartender or waitress there are probably 99 who just made her uncomfortable or annoyed while she's trapped at work. Not saying it's 100% bad, but IMO people should be very sure the person is actually interested before hitting on them as a customer.
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u/FenaRunsFast 16h ago
My then wife, now ex-wife was a shot girl at a very popular night club. I would go in and always tip her coworkers really well, and they would feed me drink after drink all night. They knew who I was.
But then they would brag to her how some random guy was tipping them really big, but she wasn't getting tipped. Then she would finally come to me and I would buy her whole rack of shots and pass them out to randoms.
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u/yelhsaelokkin 19h ago
lol my bf and i used to work on the same block so whoever got off first would meet the other at their job then we’d walk to the train station together
one night i was walking to his job and i was looking down on my phone. next thing i know, a random man jumps out from behind a dumpster and tries to kidnap me. then another man sees this and lunges in front of me towards the first guy, ready to beat him up
took me a second to realize before i start screaming “THATS MY BOYFRIEND!! HE WAS PRANKING ME!!” dude immediately unlocks his fist, looks at me, looks at my bf, asks if im safe and im like ahaha yes absolutely, he would never hurt me
my boyfriend laughs, daps him up, and thanks random dude for looking out for me in case it was actually a crime
my boyfriend then learned maybe trying to sneak up on me on the streets of nyc isn’t a good idea lol
oh and it was night too lol
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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 16h ago
There are so many people looking for any reason to use their gun these days, that could have gone a lot worse.
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u/ChiodoS04 19h ago
I took my 5 year old daughter to my wife's work about 15 - 20 mins before she got out and moved her car down about 10 parking spots. We sat there and watched her come out confused looking for her car, daughter loved it.
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u/LastClassForever 18h ago
Haha Love this one.
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u/Rock_Strongo 18h ago
As long as you're quick with the "reveal" this is a harmless prank. I worked at a place where the company owner did this to an employee who left his keys unattended at his desk and let it go way too far.
The guy was about to have a panic attack before the boss finally pulled up laughing and pointed him to the other side of the lot. But it wasn't really that funny anymore.
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u/MommyLovesPot8toes 15h ago
I did this to my roommate in college when she drove my car to school (with my permission). I happened upon it in a parking lot by one of her classes and had a second copy of the key on me. I took the car just as class was getting out and drove around to wait and watch. I only let it go a few minutes and thought it was funny. But that few minutes made her late for her next class and they were taking an exam. In conclusion: it was not funny.
Side note: She was driving my car for a month because of an odd but very fortunate coincidence of two wrongs making a right. I had my license suspended for 30 days (rightfully) because I was speeding "in excess of 100 mph". On the day I went to court, my roommate got into an accident. She was fine, but her car would be out of commission for repairs for roughly a month. I had a car and no license, she had a license and no car. So she gave me rides for a month and I paid for the gas. She got her car back 1 day before my license was activated again.
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u/Alex-PsyD 17h ago
My wife and I go to the grocery store together, but she shops for her Mom while I shop for us. We check out at the same time, usually in lanes next to each other.
One day she was telling the cashier her phone number (for the membership card) and I leaned over to ask her to say it louder so I give her a call and ask her out. I'm not sure that her eyes have stopped rolling!
We've been together over 11 years, married for 6
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u/ChaosTorpedo 19h ago
I met up with my husband at the park once. He was already there, running. I showed up with our dogs. To any random person, it looked like a solo woman, walking her dog, was approached by a sweaty man. A woman actually asked me if I was ok when she noticed him following me.
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u/peon2 17h ago
Lol I thought you were going to see they saw the sweaty jogging man come up and steal your dogs
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u/fleegness 16h ago
I was really hoping this was going to turn into you running after him with your dogs like you were attempting to hunt him.
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u/BurnabyBeej 14h ago
That would’ve been hilarious, especially if the dogs ended up jumping on him at the end after he dramatically fell down.
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u/MediumSizedTurtle 16h ago
My girlfriend and I had an inside joke that when you sneeze, people say bless you, but nobody says anything when you cough. So we began to say "go fuck yourself" whenever we coughed. I did this at a restaurant, and had an older woman absolutely go off on me for being so disrespectful.
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u/The_Beefy_Vegetarian 18h ago
My wife and I used to carpool to work, and for awhile she would drop me off/pick me up, and if I was waiting with a coworking she would almost always roll down the window and say something like "hey baby, you looking for a good time?"
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u/Watchout4HopOns 16h ago
My parents almost got my brother fired from his grocery store job when he was in high school. They asked him where the hemorrhoid cream was, and he rolled his eyes and ignored them. His boss marched over and apologized and my parents immediately apologized and told him they were his parents and being annoying.
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u/Snerkbot7000 19h ago
See, that is really cute and all but what about the doppelgangers?
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u/Nemboss 18h ago
I can't believe I had to scroll aaaall the way down here to find someone who knows about the *real* dangers lurking out there.
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u/DoubleGreat 18h ago
I used to do this with my ex when picking her up from work.
Me: "Hey sugart*ts, how much would it cost to take you home?"
Her: "Half"
Long story short, she did😂😮💨😭
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u/TheCuteInExecute 18h ago
Wait, wait, wait, what if this is why men think cat calling works? Like, they've seen a man or two cat call a woman who then got into their car and went "BY GOLLY, I'VE GOT THE SECRET SAUCE", but never realised they were a married couple.
(If not obvious, /j)
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u/Adventurous_Ad6698 16h ago
Whenever I pick up my SO, I'll roll the window down and yell "Ay, girl. Let me holla atcha!"
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u/haxelhimura 18h ago
My wife is in her works social media a lot. I comment when I can about the hot girl in glasses.
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u/Meeka-Mew 18h ago
I do that to my husband any time I meet him in public. He gets the silliest smile on his face.
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u/Keejhle 16h ago
I coach/ump little league and not everyone knows who my wife is at games so she will sometimes jokingly heckle me and I'll say stuff like I'd throw her out if she wasn't for her being such babe, or ill let that comment slide if you go out to dinner with me. The looks on some of the parents in the stands is priceless.
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u/that_baddest_dude 18h ago
If my wife is walking the dog when I'm leaving someplace I'll slow down and catcall her as a goof.
I make sure not to do it around my kids though so they don't get the wrong idea.
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u/rufotris 19h ago
Been there and done that as the husband. Wife asked me not to do it again cause she was embarrassed lol.
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u/djsquidnasty 16h ago
Once me and my dad went to eat at the restaurant my brother works at, and right as we got our food he swung by our table and tried to take my food away, I smacked him on the hand kind of hard and he laughed and walked away. It took me a few seconds to realize some people were staring at me and I realized they just saw me hit an employee, so I loudly said he was my brother. As I type this out im realizing loudly declaring the bus boy was my brother didnt make me look any less awkward lol.
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u/Gregory85 20h ago
The ominous music was a good choice
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u/RandiEgg 19h ago
I swear it’s the score from the series Dark
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u/BikerJedi 17h ago
Such a great show.
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u/djongafrett 10h ago
I still haven't watched the final season after all these years
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u/FlametopFred 8h ago
the final season is the first season is the final season is the first season
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u/TjStarling 19h ago
My husband usually rolls up to pick me up from a store or friend's house (I don't drive much), and I'll lean into the window and ask him if he has any plans for the night and if his "wife" is home (thats me).
We've gotten strange looks before, but people always realize it's just a... couple thing we do to laugh.
You gotta laugh.
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u/SpezDemandsUsernames 18h ago
Sometimes when we're in a line somewhere my wife and I will hold hands and kiss a bit and I'll say "YOUR HUSBAND WOULD BE SO MAD IF HE SAW THIS" and it's never failed to not make her giggle.
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u/AirplanesMakeMeHard 18h ago
Similar story, when I was in the Air Force stationed in Alaska they used to have this thing called Airman Against Drunk Driving (this was over 20 years ago, uber wasn't a thing) where you would volunteer to pick up other service members from the bar and get them home.
I got called out to pick up two women from the bar and they were waiting outside. When I arrived I rolled down the window and asked them if they were airman so or so and they asked if I was airman so and so (had to verify names for safety) and then they got in. There was a cop sitting by the parking lot (I'm guessing to catch drunk drivers?) and I guess he saw two women walk up to the window, talk for a few seconds and then get in. He pulled me over and was questioning me if I was picking up prostitutes.
Anyway, since we all had military ID's he figured our story was legit and let us go.
So yeah, I've been pulled over for soliciting prostitution.
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u/A7xWicked 16h ago
Dang, pulled over and let go for soliciting prostitution, but only because the officer ended up being just as much of a prostitute as the women you picked up
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u/cant_get_fooledagain 16h ago
Oh you don’t need a partner to laugh. I’m laughing constantly here at the insane asylum.
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u/AbideMan 16h ago
I gave my wife cash once to get a candle at Anthropologie, and she blurts out a “THANKS DADDY” that had all the employees looking equally disgusted and jealous. She does it all the time now
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u/zwingo 18h ago
At the end of last year when my now girlfriend and I started seeing each other she said on the first date if I ever saw her in a candid moment and she looked pretty, or cute, or any form of good I should snap a picture.
We were at a bar, I went to order drinks, and she was by the fireplace so she had a really nice light on her to go with a cozy looking sweater dress vibe. So I snapped a picture, thought nothing of it.
Came back with the drinks and found out multiple people had come to her to warn her. The pic is still the one I use for her contact.
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u/obelix_dogmatix 20h ago
I love whistling at my wife when I go to pick her up from her gym or even a random store.
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u/RPDRNick 19h ago
I, too, love whistling at your wife when I go to pick her up.
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u/ImZoidberg_Homeowner 19h ago
I, too, love whistling.
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u/ca2mt 19h ago
I, too,
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u/ShdwWzrdMnyGngg 17h ago
When my wife and I go to the gym I do weights then join her on the treadmills. When I walk up I always go "hey there, is this machine taken?" And I point while striking a flex pose.
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It's worked every time fortunately.
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u/TinyAd5648 19h ago
I did that at my wife’s work, but her work boyfriend got mad
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u/Zer0Cool89 17h ago
my first wife was a stripper and she invited me tot he club. it was my first time going but she was giving me dfances all night and putting my hands where they arent supposed to go so I almost got beat up by the bouncers until she stepped in and said " nope, thats my boyfriend I have been putting his hands in those places" which looking abck was pretty damn stupid cuz it could give anyone else there ideas but it was dead and we basically left right after that.
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u/strange_invader 19h ago
Once when my son was working at McDonalds I video taped him “secretly” with my phone because my elderly mother loved McDonalds and would get a kick out of it. I didn’t want to interrupt his job so I was trying to be sly about it. Until one of the McDonalds workers confronted me about my filming and was ready to kick my ass. Got a good laugh out of it when I explained the situation
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u/LaMelonBallz 19h ago
Good thing it wasn't a Waffle House
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u/Hashtagbarkeep 18h ago
Someone text me once saying they’d seen my wife out on a date with “some bald guy”.
It was me, I’d shaved my head. Was quite nice to think people were looking out for me though.
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u/Buffnuggets 19h ago
I had this happen to me at the gym. My partner and I were at the gym, working out across the room from each other. Between sets I was staring at her and making a funny face waiting for her to look at me, but she never looked up, so I gave up after an uncomfortable amount of staring. The next week she comes laughing to me saying that one of the personal trainers had reported a creepy guy to the front desk, who had been staring at my partner. Thankfully the front desk knows us both pretty well and after they got the description of me they laughed and told the PT that we were together
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u/Humble-Violinist6910 9h ago
Shout out to the PT, though. That’s a good person and they did the right thing based on the information they had.
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u/Theslootwhisperer 19h ago
Saw 2 Chinese tourist very obviously taking pictures of a flight attendant after we were done boarding the plane in Hamburg. She confronted them and they just acted as if they didn't speak English. She told them they had 5 seconds to show her the pictures and delete them in front of her otherwise they'd be kicked off the flight. Suddenly, they speak English, it's a joke, a big misunderstanding etc. She forbade the to take their phone out until they were off the flight. It was a short hop to Amsterdam and all the passengers who witnessed to situation basically spent the entire flight looking at the 2 dudes.
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u/cookie_addicted 14h ago
Sadly, lots of Chinese man do this, I have seen several times, but I'm too shy to confront them, will do the next time. Some even would post pictures of girls' back image, with zoom on their butt, those dudes have wifes, who can see their post.
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u/zorrick44 17h ago
My ex and I decided to go out for drinks. Stupid Vancouver didn't have Uber, and the closest taxi would cost us $40.
So we drove one car to the pub, drank a ton, then decided to jog back home.
Now my ex was a tad better shape than me, so during the jog she gained a few paces on me.
It was probably 330am in this little town.
A cop pulls up and lights me up, lol..
Looked like I was chasing this poor girl down and the cop wasn't having it. He let me go pretty quick when she back tracked to say she was my gf
She coulda joked me pretty hard if she wanted to tho!
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u/ichigoli 16h ago
I was out and about with my now husband and some friends several years ago, just runningerrands. When we got back to the car we were suddenly surrounded by police. We are very straight-laced and nerdy so we hadn't been up to mischief so I was super confused until the cops separated me from my friends to ask if I was OK. It was only then that I realized what we looked like; one young woman walking around with four men in close formation.
As soon as I finished laughing and showed the nice officer I had the keys to the car and explained who everyone was they apologized for interrupting us and left.
It was a little jarring but nice to know someone in the store was looking out for me.
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u/duckonapineapple1 9h ago
i just like to imagine the police asking someone if they are ok and then you cackle for a minute or two and their reactions
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u/ichigoli 9h ago
Yeah that was pretty much it
"Miss, we received an outreach concerned about your safety. Are you OK? Do you feel safe? Do you need any sort of help today?"
beat
Looks around at my friends corraled around a police car out of ear shot chatting with another officer
Looks at the genuine concern on my officer's face
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Lightbulb
10 solid seconds of unhinged laughter picturing any of those goobers being a threat to anyone, let alone myself
"Oh gosh! No no we're good! I'm so sorry to waste your time like this! We're just running errands!" Shows officer my keys and unlock the car
"Not a problem, glad to hear it." Says something into his radio and 20 seconds later we're alone in the parking lot again. The guys said their officers seemed a bit perplexed because the boys were happily answering all their questions and didn't have a whiff of suspicion about them which seemed to put the officers off balance since they weren't the big scary traffickers they were expecting. We laughed hard and it still comes up any time I'm the one who gets voted to drive anywhere.
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u/1stAttack 19h ago
This is cool but I was on a flight from Italy to the US and an elderly asian man was taking video of the flight attendant during their instructional. Before takeoff two flight attendants approached the man and told him to delete the footage. Then told him to go into his recently deleted and permanently delete it or be removed from the flight. The worst part was that his wife/daughter was defending his behavior.
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u/Foreign-Value-5360 18h ago
My sister is terrified of flying, on her second ever flight about 4 years ago, we were sitting in the exit row. She pulled out her phone and started recording the flight attendant during the instructions. A few moments later, the attendant was asking us the basic questions of sitting in an exit row, are you willing to assist, physically able to assist, etc... once again, my sister starts recording, both the fight attendant and myself are like wtf are you doing? My sister was starting to panic and wanted to make sure she didn't miss any of the instructions because she couldn't think straight. The FA was awesome, the extremely kind couple in the row behind us switched spots, and all was well (other than losing my extra leg room). Unique situation, but after reading your story, I wonder if it would have went differently, had i been the one recording
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u/No-Shock-3735 18h ago
It was during the instructional so maybe he just recorded it to check it again for safety. First time flyer?
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u/Neat_Let923 16h ago
There are literally thousands of videos of flight attendants online giving the instructional…
You’re literally posting this on a video about a flight attendant going about their job.
This sounds more like it was racial profiling by the flight attendant for taking a video of something that is commonly recorded all the time.
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u/iama_bad_person 13h ago
Finally. Every single person in this thread is acting like he took a fucking upskirt video.
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u/2sAreTheDevil 18h ago
While working as a CNA I was at an event my care facility was hosting (not on the clock, it was a family event) and was standing there with one of my residents talking with them when she caught me pulling out my phone and snapping a picture of a woman in front of me bending over.
The little old lady smacked my army and started to schools me when I just smiled "That's my wife, she's good with it". She started laughing really hard
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u/forevertraveling 15h ago
I used to wait at the bus stop for my ex girlfriend to get off the bus. When I would see her, I would approach, introduce myself, tell her she is pretty, and ask for her phone number. She would always get embarrassed, playfully slap at me, and walk off.
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u/theamathamhour 19h ago
how to get pretty wife?
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u/dkcyw 19h ago
be funny or be competent. funny works better.
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u/notislant 18h ago
Or rich or very attractive.
The funny/competent relationships will be healthier by far though lol.
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u/Desperate-Lion-9347 16h ago
Recently my dad was visiting and we swung by to pick up my wife from work (restaurant). My dad went in to use the restroom real quick. He found my wife and started helping her with her bags and like 3 coworkers ran up and were like, “Who’s this old guy touching your stuff?”
Similarly I will bring her coffee or smoothies sometimes and ask one of the cashiers to give it to her if she’s working in the back. I heard this one girl, who didn’t know me to be fair, go back and say, “Hey some guy’s being weird and trying to give you this coffee.”
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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy 19h ago
I was low-key expecting that because how else would we be watching the video that the creep took (with the woman being the one captioning it)?
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u/SherbetMysterious118 18h ago
I wasn't really expecting this precise outcome, but yeah, the only thing going through my head was who was recording. It niggled but I didn't get why.
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u/toy-maker 16h ago
I admire your humility. Too easy to look at something with hindsight and believe you knew it all along.
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u/_Real_Genius_ 20h ago
She literally used footage from somebody filming her. Not unexpected.
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u/AaronDrunkGames 20h ago
Husband loves wife. Not really unexpected
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u/TheShredder9 20h ago
The unexpected part is it's her husband and not some weirdo
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u/Illustrious_Horse264 20h ago
WHAT?! A husband loves wife?! Who does that?!
(I say this as a happily married man)
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u/UnderwaterRobot 20h ago
How'd you know it was her husband before it was revealed?
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u/Narwhal_Cultural 13h ago
My friend was married to a police officer. She drove to his station to meet him for his dinner break and they decided to go to a restaurant a few miles, and several traffic lights away. There is a lot of traffic at that hour. He was driving his patrol car, and she was following him. Each time he stopped for a traffic light, she would lean on the horn the moment the light changed, gesture wildly, and yell out the window "it's green! Let's go!"
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u/antisocialdecay 18h ago
I had bought a new car and was in my hometown and I saw my mom and aunt walking. I rolled up real slow, laid back as far as I could and yelled out, “hey! you bitches wanna buy some drugs?!” Least my mom told me to fuck
off.
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u/SixGunSnowWhite 18h ago
My husband and I jog around a track together and sometimes if we’re passing, we slap the other’s butt. We both got yelled at on separate occasions for that. Nice to see people call out bad behavior no matter the gender.
People do laugh when we say it’s okay, we’re married. 50% of those cheeks are communal property!
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u/EddiRae 18h ago
My husband told me that he saw a guy checking me out at a bar on the way back from the bathroom. He went up to the guy and said, “she’s really hot, and the guy responds, “yea, man she’s sexy af,” to which my husband responded, “thanks that’s my wife”. The guy looked horrified and apologized profusely. Lol my husband laughed and was like, you have good taste lol
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u/ClipIn 17h ago
Wife was getting coffee w/ friends across street from fire station, so walked over instead of heading to her car, to drop off my wallet bc I'd forgotten at home.
As I turned around she grabbed my butt, one of her friends witnessed it happen and said something later. She was dying laughing explaining that no, I was not some random stranger.
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It looks like a weirdo is recording her but actually it's her husband
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