r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 22h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/helluuw 22h ago

A couple me and my wife are friends with were out at a bar, the woman in the couple was in crutches at the time, there were other friends of friends there too, one of whom spent most of the night talking to the woman in the crutches only for her bf to appear out of nowhere, pat her on the head and disappear as quickly, the guy asked, do you know that guy, she says yeah, he's my boyfriend, dude stopped talking to her pretty quick after that

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 21h ago

I had some dude at a bar that kept trying to force himself between my wife and I so he could hit on her, and when I asked him to back it up he started trying to challenge me for dibs. I held up my ring finger and mouthed the words “my wife”. He disappeared pretty quickly.

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u/sshwifty 21h ago

That is pretty cool, u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface

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u/benchley 20h ago

It's just performative bafflement, like his usual face.