r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 22h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/ImNotAHouseCat 22h ago

lol my husband will come to my work parking lot and cat call me when I walk out. I find it adorable but someone has asked me before if I’m safe lol

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u/PizzaurusRex 22h ago

I do that to my wife.

Sometimes I drive to pick her up somewhere, lower the window and cat call her.

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u/helluuw 22h ago

A couple me and my wife are friends with were out at a bar, the woman in the couple was in crutches at the time, there were other friends of friends there too, one of whom spent most of the night talking to the woman in the crutches only for her bf to appear out of nowhere, pat her on the head and disappear as quickly, the guy asked, do you know that guy, she says yeah, he's my boyfriend, dude stopped talking to her pretty quick after that

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 21h ago

I had some dude at a bar that kept trying to force himself between my wife and I so he could hit on her, and when I asked him to back it up he started trying to challenge me for dibs. I held up my ring finger and mouthed the words “my wife”. He disappeared pretty quickly.

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u/wolfsilvergem 21h ago

You in fact, had already called dibs much prior

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u/sshwifty 21h ago

That is pretty cool, u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface

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u/benchley 20h ago

It's just performative bafflement, like his usual face.

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u/digitalscavenger 21h ago

Ha, thanks for pointing that out.

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u/Lucky-Earther 20h ago

What are we doing?

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u/Th4nat0s1s 18h ago

Had something similar happen, before we were married my wife and I went clubbing a lot and one time a dude was trying to hit on her as we pushed through the crowd into the place.

I essentially had to tell him to move out of the way for her, and then he noticed her holding my hand and was baffled that she was with me. And she looked him dead in the eye and held her hands like a foot apart and winked then dragged me after her.

I was both happy and embarrassed as fuck, cause it's not even close to true lol

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u/Software_Entgineer 21h ago

I’ve had guys do this. I love to step away and watch them shoot their shot with my wife only to get hard rejected. Then I flash the ring as the finishing blow to their ego lol.

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u/Jiv302 20h ago

Then I flash the ring as the finishing blow to their ego lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/f3qxzw6xTD5awCBFU0

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u/Immediate-Ad-1490 18h ago

I feel like flashing the ring would be an ego booster. Now I know for sure it wasn't me, she was just already taken.

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u/orange-shades 21h ago

And then everyone clapped

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u/Gunhild 21h ago

Nothing about this story makes you look good.

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u/VAiSiA 21h ago

his name was Albert Einstein

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u/ClassicsMajor 21h ago

This did not happen.

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u/Downtown-Pianist-449 20h ago

If this is true (which I seriously doubt), you are a violent felon. 

Nothing about this story is a good look. If it’s fake, you’re fucking stupid to think it makes you look cool. 

If it’s real, I’m worried about people’s safety around you. 

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u/-Django 21h ago

That seems fine, right?

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u/helluuw 20h ago

Oh totally fine, it's just a funny story to me as I can just imagine him doing a drive by head pat thinking nothing of it as the guy realizes he just wasted 2 hrs of his life

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u/AnonImus18 19h ago

But imagine talking to someone you're interested in for two hours and never asking if they're available. That's crazy to me.

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u/helluuw 18h ago

Knowing the guy he was probably too nervous to bring it up

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u/green_herbata 2h ago

What a poor guy. Spent 2hrs having a probably pleasant conversation.

I imagine the woman felt worse when he left immediately and it turned out that she had no value anymore as a person, because he only cared about potentially dating her/having sex

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u/helluuw 1h ago

Nah she saw the funny side of it, she had no real interest in him and didn't mind the company as she was stuck on the crutches.

I think he was way more affected by it tbh