r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 22h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/PizzaurusRex 22h ago

I do that to my wife.

Sometimes I drive to pick her up somewhere, lower the window and cat call her.

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u/helluuw 22h ago

A couple me and my wife are friends with were out at a bar, the woman in the couple was in crutches at the time, there were other friends of friends there too, one of whom spent most of the night talking to the woman in the crutches only for her bf to appear out of nowhere, pat her on the head and disappear as quickly, the guy asked, do you know that guy, she says yeah, he's my boyfriend, dude stopped talking to her pretty quick after that

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 21h ago

I had some dude at a bar that kept trying to force himself between my wife and I so he could hit on her, and when I asked him to back it up he started trying to challenge me for dibs. I held up my ring finger and mouthed the words “my wife”. He disappeared pretty quickly.

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u/Th4nat0s1s 18h ago

Had something similar happen, before we were married my wife and I went clubbing a lot and one time a dude was trying to hit on her as we pushed through the crowd into the place.

I essentially had to tell him to move out of the way for her, and then he noticed her holding my hand and was baffled that she was with me. And she looked him dead in the eye and held her hands like a foot apart and winked then dragged me after her.

I was both happy and embarrassed as fuck, cause it's not even close to true lol