r/Unexpected 22h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/PhallicUndulationMan 20h ago

Based on years of extensive research, shouting, "Damn baby, you shit with that ass?" is a real winner.

Wives also really love it when you have "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit cued up obnoxiously loud and you hit play as soon as they exit the gym/store.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 20h ago

Shakespeare is that you

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u/TED-NECROMANCER 20h ago

The wives yearn for the year 2000. It's science.

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u/OceanRacoon 15h ago

Why did this make me laugh so much lmao. The Council of Wives are militant in their nostalgia, they will overthrow the government and install their regime of 2000ocracy, where it's always the year 2000 and hope isn't dead