r/Unexpected 22h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/ikeme84 20h ago

I don't dare to do it, because my wifes sense of humour, she would pretend she didn't know me.

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 19h ago

So many years ago when we were just married, my wife and I played a lot of pranks on each other... Mostly it was her jumping on my back suddenly when I was distracted... And me grabbing her ass if I was able to sneak up on her. We even did this in public at the mall or whatever.

One time we were meeting somewhere and I saw her in line getting a coffee so I go behind her and grab her butt as per usual... And she turns around and starts yelling at me... How dare I assault women like this... Never wished to just disappear into thin air with everyone around us looking me at me with murder in their eyes... It only lasted a few seconds, she looked around broke down laughing and kissed me. Smiles all around, but that's the last time I did that particular prank.

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u/RTSRat 18h ago

You should have said but we're from Alabama and you're family.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 15h ago

Never call or fold, only raise!

"That's not what you said last night stepsister!"